alejandro's type 🍆 | chapter four

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total drama fuckers 

gwen: this is the longest this chat's ever gone without anyone speaking

cody: rawr grr 😠 

noah: furry

heather: uwu

alejandro: HEATHER?????

heather: STOP ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

duncan: heathers an uwu girl 

leshawna: goddamn i knew she was hiding a secret

heather: you are all pathetic

heather: you KNOW i was joking

duncan: if alejandros type was uwu girls istg

alejandro: who said it wasnt

leshawna: MISS GIRL WHAT 

heather: thats so gay alejandro wym

alejandro: when they purr 🤭 moan 😖 daddys here 😏 

gwen: ALEJANDRO??????????

noah: what the fuck 

alejandro: what 🙀 daddy 😏 wants 😍 daddy 😡 gets 🍆

*noah has left the chat*

*alejandro added noah to the chat*

alejandro: i piss in cans 😫 

leshawna: BITCH WHAT

gwen: DID YOU GO CRAZY WHEN YOU INHALED SOME OF HEATHERS 🐱 OR

heather: WHAT THE FUCK

bridgette: IM CRYING BYE 

alejandro: yes. 👏 

duncan: wait...

duncan: does that mean... 

alejandro: no comment 🍆😔👏

heather: FYM NO COMMENT 

izzy: eva listen to whimper audio in mp3

eva: yes

gwen: NOT EVA-

gwen: IM LEAVING 

izzy: cody having fun under the sheets with noah 🤠

geoff: what 🤠 

noah: ^ 

cody: 😀

noah: oh well no point in hiding it anymore

noah: hey baby

cody: woah there

cody: 😳

duncan: NOCO CONFIRMED???

duncan: wait let me find some fanart

noah: wait no what

courtney: i screenshotted

leshawna: ^dream team 

duncan sent an image:

duncan: sound familiar princess?

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duncan: sound familiar princess?

courtney: not really

noah: daily noco conversation

gwen: average conversation in this group chat

noah: im joking by the way 🤓

cody: in the photo why does my arm bend like that

duncan: i bet noah and cody have secret crushes on each other

heather: secret lovers — #noco — noah vampire cody human — 26k words !! tdi a/u 

gwen: is the first chapter where noah is best friends with the cullens or...

heather: bet

heather: OH SHIT IT IS

gwen: SHADLJKLSJKDJSKSDJLFAKJD

heather: IM LAUGHING AT SOMETHING GWEN SAID IM ASHAMED 

trent: *takes out guitar*

trent: *plays guitar*

gwen: 😰

duncan: "merrily we fall out of line"

gwen: ngl i dont think i have a crush on trent anymore

trent: what :(

justin: its my time

duncan: justin thats gay fr

courtney sent an image:

leshawna: GIRL WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT

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leshawna: GIRL WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT

courtney: i just searched up justin x trent

heather: trustin, duncney, noco >>>>>>>>>>>>

alejandro: aleheather furry story>>>

heather: people actually do that?

ezekiel: so alejandro

ezekiel: are you gonna drop the link or


a/n: this is the most unhinged chapter ive ever written <3 

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