he scene begins at the "Richest Cup Café, where the poor pour for you!", where Stella and Stolas are sipping tea, giving each other glares while Stella's brother, Andrealphus, looks on.
"Stolas"
"Stella"
Stella censored on YouTube, "C*nt"
"Witch"
"Aurgh!"
Stella slams hands on table, gets up, "FUCKISH. IMP. SUCKER!"
"Why did you insist on meeting me here?"
A tiny imp server pours tea for Stolas. Stolas looks at his phone that says: "Reminder: Deal @ Ozzie's set".
"Ahem! We wanted to properly discuss the terms of this divorce. I feel my darling sister deserves a bit more...compensation. After all, you did CHEAT on the poor thing. Surely, you owe-"
"Andrealphus, cheating implies there was a betrayal. This woman never gave two shits about me or our very much arranged marriage. As far as I'm concerned, this divorce is far overdue"
The imp server looks out to see Bombproof is seen racing toward the glass window.
"Up yours!" She flips Stolas off.
Andrealphus groans, "Stellaaa, for fuck's sake, stop making this harder to bullshit!"
The window breaks, revealing Striker posing on a table.
He discards his poncho and twirls two angelic revolvers in his hands.
He fires one and the bullet hits the window near Stolas' head.
Stella grins evilly at Stolas as he dodges more bullets. He flies out toward the exit. Striker wraps Stolas in glowing white rope before he can escape. Stolas falls to the ground in an alley, captured.
"Oh, dear...this is worrisome"
The scene cuts to Blitzo driving the I.M.P. van, with Moxxie, Chaz, Millie in the back, vortex, his dad cash and a fearful Loona next to Blitzo. Blitzo's phone lets out a bird ringtone.
"Oh, shit. Stolas! It's really not a good time, buddy..."
"I'm sorry it's a bad time yet again, Blitzy. But, umm...I seem to have found myself in a bit of a sitch. I'm tied to the back of a horse at the moment"
"Pffttt...lucky bitch"
"Um, well, no. Rather unlucky. I seem to have been stolen by little cowboy friend of yours"
"Ohh, which one?"
"How many cowboy friends do you know? What does he look like, your highness?"
Stolas glances up at Striker's grinning face as he rides his horse.
"Umm...sexy?"
"That's Striker, blitz!" Millie says.
"Oh not again" vortex face palm himself while moxxie and Chaz exchange confusion looks, along with cash.
"Who's striker sir" moxxie asked.
"It's a long story" he responded, "Oh, for fuck's sake! Can't you just get away? Aren't you powerful?"
"I believe he has bound me with blessed rope, which limits my ability to free myself, I'm afraid. So, I think you should come save me"
"Oh, shit. Stolas, I can't today, alright? I'm sorry. I-I'm literally on my way to take Loona and vortex in for their very important Hellbies s-h-o-t" Blitzo glances nervously at a frightened Loona who cash rubs her shoulders.
"It takes years to book an appointment at this place, it took five to get this one. And this is vortex first time he's lucky to get one at all So, you know- eh, and she's been doing a lot of field work. So, you know, she needs it. And more importantly so does vortex"
"Oh, ha, ha. Well, I do agree that is very important...But, I-"
"Would you shut up already? I can hear you, by the way" Striker swipes Stolas's cell phone with his tail.
"Don't worry about your lanky birdy...he's in good hands" crushes the phone and laughs.
"Oh, shit. Am I in danger right now?"
"Gaaagh, damn it!"
Blitzo breaks his phone in his hand. He moves the clutch forward and the can speeds down the highway.
"Sir, let me, Moxxie and Chaz handle this one"
"Okay, are you sure you three got this alone?"
"We can do it, sir. Together, we are a lethal combo" moxxie gets pulled by Chaz.
"I have a score to settle with that dickhead anyway" Millie says.
Chaz places a cowboy hat onto Moxxie's head, "alright Chaz since this is your first solo mission without me, it won't be easy it'll won't be like what you do with moxxie over here"
"Hey!" Moxxie gets offended.
"So try not to fuck this up ok"
"Don't worry sir I won't let you down" Chaz says.
"Good Alright. Well, hurry. Stolas sounds like he might be in real shit this time"
Blitzo pulls up to the tall St. An's Hospital main building.
"And knowing that guy's aesthetic, my money's that he's in Wrath"
Blitzo drops the car keys into Moxxie's hand, as Blitzo pulls Loona out of the van and carries her over his head, vortex and cash follows him in.
"Now, get your asses down there and look for some cowboy crap or something" Moxxie drives the van away.
"Come on, Loonie. Come on, this will be over lickety-split, alright?"
Blitzo pushes the door open and drags Loona inside by her tail. Loona scratches at the floor, hesitant to go in.
"Christ on a stick! Of all the days for him to get his stupid feathered-ass kidnapped...I have waited five fucking years for this appointment! FUCK ME IN MY LITTLE RED HOLE!"
Blitzo glances over to a demon mother glaring at him. Her son is next to her on a leash.
" easy son we're in a hospital after all" cash grabs his shoulders.
"You're right I'm sorry dad, it's...it's so stressful trying to book an appointment" Blitzo walks up to the desk toward a baphomet nurse.
"Heya, toots. I'm here for that S-H-O-T for my Loonie Toonie, oh and my son vortex over there" he laughs.
Loona growls from behind. A nearby poster shows a hound with a needle in its back that reads "Get yours today or else!"
"The what?"
"Urgh" grabs clipboard, "The B-U-L-L shit that my daughter and son has to get every year that you M-O-T-H-E-R fuckers only allow us to schedule every five years. How the fuck you fuck up that bad, anyway, titty-haver?" Blitzo writes down his name on the clipboard's paper.
"Oh, I can't spell" Blitzo pushes the clipboard to her.
"I can't read, either"
"What kind of a nurse are you" cash says.
"Yeah tell me about it"
"The fucking Hellbies shot you fucking re-allly can't say that word anymore. The appointment is under Blitzo"
The nurse flips through a notebook full of appointments.
"Uhhhm... I don't see any Blitz on the list"
"With an "o", it's silent, you fucking..." The nurse flips the notebook over.
"OH! An "o" right here. Yep, yep! Blitzoooo, Blitzooo"
Blitzo's eye twitches and he seethes in anger.
"Yes, well. We will be ready for her in just a bit. Please take a seat, Mr. O" but she gets shot in the head by cash, wiped clean off.
Blitzo turned to his dad looking surprised, "that bitch had it coming"
Blitzo walks over and takes a seat with his arms folded.
Blitzo glances at Loona who is whimpering in fear under three chairs.
"Oh, don't worry, Loonie. It's okay, it's just one little prick, you won't feel it.
"Ew, don't say that, it sounds vulgar"
"Excuse me?"
"Pervert!"
But she shuts her mouth when cash aims his gun right to her head.
"I shot that nurse head off straight clean, don't make me do the same thing to you too"
Vortex seemed to be calm about it but he was concerned about loona.
"Why is she so afraid of shots anyway" he asked.
"Oh you know some dogs don't like the needles, I'm surprised you're not afraid" blitzo says.
"Oh please at least she's lucky to get a shot, verosika never scheduled me for an appointment I needed up being sick"
"That bitch, well don't worry now buddy she's gone now, I'm gonna take better care of you"
"Mr. O, the doc will see your hound now. The male one, vortex"
Vortex gets up turning to blitzo, "you got this buddy" he gives him thumbs up.
Then vortex follows the nurse, and blitzo turns to loona.
"See loona, vortex isn't scared and it won't hurt that much"
The next scene cuts to Striker galloping on his horse with Stolas tied up behind him, as the cowboy's theme song begins.
♫ He's galloping over the dusty plains ♫
♫ Even the cacti know his name ♫
♫ If you don't want to die, don't cross his path ♫
♫ The best assassin in the Ring of Wrath ♫
♫ He's Striker! He's Striker! ♫
♫ Sure-shootin', darn-tootin', his name is Striker ♫
♫ Gonna bring that bird back to his lair ♫
♫ With his magic rope and Western flair ♫
♫ He's very good at causing pain ♫
♫ And he loves to ride on the choo-choo- ♫
Striker glares at the mariachi quartet imps before they can say "train".
♫ Dirty-dealin', prince-stealin' ♫
♫ He's a villain, Striker! ♫
♫ He's fast and strong and tall and mean ♫
♫ The foulest imp you've ever seen ♫
♫ He'll break your bones to hear 'em crunch ♫
♫ He likes to eat pâté for lunch ♫
♫ He's Striker, hmm, ye-ye-yeah ♫
♫ He's Striker ♫
The last imp extends the notes, much to Striker's annoyance.
♫ He's Striker, he- ♫
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M TRYIN' TO DO MY FUCKING JOB! YOU COMIN' IN HERE SINGING ABOUT ME FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME! LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE, YOU FREAKS!"
The terrified mariachi imps quietly ride away in the cart.
"How does one get their own theme song?"
Back to Blitzo in the waiting room, but he paces the room while cash ties to comfort loona by stroking her back.
But he sense blitzo is worrying about stolas, "son I think this isn't about loona's shots, I think you're worried about something other than that, what's wrong?"
"You're right dad, I'm sorry it's just stolas I'm really worried, what if he doesn't make it, what if they won't make it on time, I have to be there for him but then there's loona and Tex-ugh it's just too much for me"
"Mr. O, the doc will see your daughter now" vortex came out with a bandage over his arm.
He brushes off his suit and carries Loona into the room, but was stop by his dad.
"Go blitzo"
"What?"
"Go, go on and save him, I'll stay with loona and make sure she gets her shot and since vortex already took his, take him with you, but just go, now before it's too late"
"Thanks dad, come on vortex"
Cash takes loona carrying as blitzo rode on vortex back and ran to save stolas.
The next scene shows Moxxie Chaz and Millie pulling up to a gas station in the desert.
"Crumbs! I'll grab the gas. Millie, go and see if anyone's seen Striker anywhere. Chaz wait here"
Millie and Moxxie get out of the van as a biker gang pulls up. The bikers notice Moxxie.
"Hey, queer boy! You stealin' my hat?"
"What?"
"Same hat"
"Oh, sorry. My boyfriend just put this hat on my head. You know, because it was...hot...outside..."
The biker gets into Moxxie's face..
"Saaame. Haaat"
"So, we're doing this, huh?"
Then Chaz pulls the biker's hand and slams him against the car.
"What's wrong with the same hat, I think the hat looks better on moxxie"
Suddenly they all gathered around him, "you mess with moxxie, you mess with me"
Millie spots the mariachi band, "Howdy, boys! Y'all seen this motherfucker riding around here?"
Millie shows the band a drawing of Striker firing a gun. Moxxie is seen fighting the bikers in the background.
Quartet: ♫ He's galloping- ♫
"No, NO! No singing! Just a yes or no, please"
"Yeah, he lives out by the Badman Lands, in the old train tunnel near the mine shafts. Very outlaw aesthetic, ya can't miss it"
Moxxie rides on the biker leader's back and slams the biker's head on the door.
Chaz slams the biker's head through one of the van windows.
Moxxie swipes his credit card before avoiding the biker's attacks.
Then, Chaz takes the gas nozzle and wraps the hose around the biker's throat, then pulls the biker down, puts the nozzle in the tank and leans against the van with his phone.
"Thank you, kindly. Come on, Mox! We got a lead!"
Moxxie Chaz and Millie get back into the van. Moxxie speeds forward, taking off the biker's head and exploding the gas station. The roof falls to the side.
The scene cuts back to Striker's hideout where he's tied up Stolas upside down on some railroad tracks.
Stolas opens his eyes and spots Striker nearby using a whetstone to sharpen a Blessed Knife.
"So, my wife paid you for this, hmm? Wouldn't a holy bullet have sufficed? Or can you not afford those?"
"I was paid to give you the real royal treatment; your wife must REALLY hate you" he chuckles.
"You have no idea. So. Train tracks? Really? Seems a bit clichéd, doesn't it?"
"It's a classic"
"Is the giant statue of yourself also a 'classic' or...?"
The camera shifts up to a statue in front of Striker that has him grinning with a giant erection.
Striker pissed off and throws the whetstone, "Are you seriously judging me right now?"
"I'm just impressed you seem to want to suck your own dick this badly"
"Look. Not every ring is some fancy-ass city, with some fancy-ass mansion, that only fancy-ass royals get to live in" advances towards Stolas, "Some of us have hard lives to live. And some of us have everything we care about taken away by fuckers like you"
"I have no- AAAGH!"
Striker stabs Stolas in the shoulder with the knife and then cuts him down.
"YOU. Don't get to talk over me!" He slaps Stolas with his tail, "I don't have to listen to your bullshit!" jams his foot into Stolas's shoulder wound, "All you royals ever do is try to talk over us!"
Stolas tries to petrify Striker, but the rope prevents his powers from working.
"Don't bother trying to use your little eye trick on me; those ropes ain't gonna let you do anything. Got somethin' to say about that? Your Highness?" He steps on Stolas's open wound once again.
"Well, you seem to be forgetting; you are working for a royal right now!" Stolas kicks Striker in the face.
Striker grabs Stolas's ankle and Striker lift up his foot and stomp on Stolas's leg and breaks it.
Stolas grunts but doesn't show any pain, "Blitzo handles me rougher than that in bed; nice try" Put off by this, Striker stabs Stolas in the leg.
"Blitzy's knife is bigger... and hits sooooo much deeper"
Striker getting fed up, "Being a smartass hmm?" He grabs Stolas by the hair, "Cause, once I split your neck open and let you choke on your own blue blood" deployed his holy knife and threaten Stolas with it by the neck, "you won't be worth any more than the tombstone you'll be buried under"
"Blitzy says far more dirtier things to me with much sharper objects at my throat"
Angered with Stolas' refusal to give in, Striker throws him to the ground and storms away to sulk.
Stolas rolls over and sheds a few tears while hoping Blitzo saves him.
Back at St. An's Hospital, Blitzo and Loona are inside the doctor's office.
"Welcome, Bingo. And this must be Tuna"
"ITS Loona, YOU OLD GOAT"
"Ah!" The doctor hides behind his clipboard terrified.
"yeah. And you can hurry up, please; she isn't a fan of shots. So, let's make this quick for all our sakes"
"Oho! Come, now; it can't be that bad. I see hellhounds every day; there hasn't been one that has caused any issues, heck there was one them earlier, a big guy, gray fur, very muscular, has a scar on his left eye with slightly ripped ears"
"Yes that was my grandson"
The doctor pulls out a comically oversized syringe; Loona immediately growls and lunges at him.
Cash quickly grabs the doctor and gets him out of the way. Loona howls soon after.
"Whoa easy loona, easy girl, it won't hurt that much"
The scene shifts to Andrealphus's mansion in the Pride Ring.
Andrealphus and Stella are having tea and Andrealphus creates several ice cubes, stirring them into his drink.
"So, earlier. That assassin.Was that yooouuu?"
Stella in a singsong voice and smiling, "Guuiilty. Yes, it was"
"You silly minx, you Though, you know, if your husband dies it won't turn out well for you"
"He'll be dead; why wouldn't it?"
"Because, my dear sister, you've already produced an heir; when he dies, his duties, his possessions, his legions, it'll all pass to.... Via"
Stella absentmindedly continues to drink without acknowledging him.
"If you kill him, you would...."
"Laugh? Ha-"
Andrealphus facepalms in anger, "No, you stupid cow! You'd get nothing! Ugh... You're so lucky that you're attractive"
"Well, what do you propose we do? He won't leave me anything willingly; he hates me almost as much as I hate him"
"Hmm. Well, this kind of situation is extremely unique; a Goetia has never behaved like this before"
stands up from his chair and walks behind Stella.
"But, with him alive, we have options. Opportunities. An eternity's a long time, my dear; I say we bide our time, and wait for our chance to... GAIN the upper hand"
Stella begins to pout and whine, "Oohhhhhh, but I want him dead so badly!"
"And he will be, in time, my fiery vixen. But, patience first; now-" hands her his customized phone, "call off your mangy stray"
Back at Striker's hideout, he throws Stolas down while circling him. Stolas is panting and whimpering in pain.
"Well, this has been fun, but every good thing has to come to an end. Shame you won't see your kid, again"
"Don't you dare breathe a word about my daughter"
"Ohh. Finally hit a nerve, huh?"
"I swear, if you go near her, I will destroy you"
Striker stabs Stolas in the shoulder again, "Big talk. But, just that. Any last words, Goetia?"
"Blitzo will-"
"That rodeo clown told you he ain't coming; Nobody is coming"
As Striker raises the knife up to stab Stolas through the heart, he hears his phone ringing.
"Hello?"
"Change of plans, darling. I need the prick alive"
Striker looks annoyed and shifts his gaze between the wounds on Stolas and his knife.
Striker sits on Stolas while having a phone call with Stella.
"I'm kinda in the middle of killing him"
Stolas tried to speak but Striker uses his tail to cover Stolas's mouth.
"Well, stop it. We need him alive to get some affairs in order. I'll pay you more to spare him and bring him to us"
Striker groans in annoyance, "Yes, ma'am"
"Glorious" Striker growls and smashes his phone against a rock.
"Well, good news for you, Feathers. your royal c*nt said she don't want you dead no more. But, she didn't say what condition you had to be in"
He grabs Stolas and hovers his knife near the prince's eyes.
"I think these reds might be a pretty trophy; can't have you seeing me again, can we?"
A car horn is heard in the distance; Striker gets up and growls while looking for the source.
Parts of the cavern ceiling begin to give away and the I.M.P van breaks through, tumbling down an embankment and as the van comes to a rest, the door opens with Moxxie aiming a rifle at Striker.
"Oh great it's you, of course he would sent his minions to-" then he saw moxxie and Chaz.
"Who's this? Who is this? Are you her boyfriend and pet?" He asked moxixe.
"I'm the imposter that's gonna break you down"
"Well it's a good thing I brought backup" he snapped his fingers.
They heard a screeching noise and flying down from the cavern was talon avian.
"talon avian!" Moxxie and Chaz said.
"You guys know him?" Millie asked.
"You three know each other" striker asked talon.
"You can say we have history" talon grunts while glaring at Chaz and moxxie.
"Are you kidding me? That guy tried to kidnap me then he attacked Chaz in sin city" moxxie says.
"Wait that's the guy" Millie was shocked.
"You two cost me my job and now I'm gonna return the favor right after I get rid of your little shark pet" he pounced on Chaz they both wrestled on the ground.
"CHAZ!" Moxxie panicked.
"I'll be fine mix just...save the prince"
"Right"
The latter dodges several bullets and throws his knife into the rifle, causing another bullet to ricochet around the cavern and strike a nearby boom box that begins playing.
As Striker pulls out two revolvers, Millie attacks him with a longsword from behind; Striker takes the sword and Millie charges with a katana while Moxxie attacks as well with two revolvers of his own.
Chaz and talon grabbed each other trying to push the other down then they fell in the water, they both fight in the lake.
All three fight to a standstill and the long sword breaks, with the tip landing in the boombox.
Striker is surprised by the song it switches to, but quickly disregards it as Moxxie and Millie double team him with a battle axe.
The scene switches several times between Striker fighting Moxxie and Millie with cash and the Doc trying to give Loona her shot.
The doctor ends up getting slammed into a bin of used needles, screaming in pain while Striker kicks Moxxie down and pins Millie to a rock with her axe.
Talon was getting the upper hand on Chaz the up above blood was flowing and Chaz's hat floats.
Striker notices Moxxie still moving and lassos a nearby stalagmite and slams it into Moxxie's back.
As Striker goes in for the kill, Loona is pinned to the ground by cash who motions to Dr. Somna to give her the shot. The doctor hurriedly sticks the shot in Loona's rear, causing her to howl in pain and rage, and bucks cash off her, creating a small crater on the clinic floor.
Striker sees Moxxie reaching for his pistol, "Oh, you're so easy you to choke the life out of, little one"
"Ohhhh, harder"
Striker immediately gets up, disgusted. Moxxie then kicks Striker's legs out from under him.
Then he pins by blitzo who kicks him to the ground, "no one hits moxxie but me"
Then striker pins him to the ground, "I remember how much fun it was to squeeze the life out of ya"
"Well it's a good kid it's being your kid to work day" blitzo smirked.
"Huh?"
Blitzo whistled and striker looks to see vortex, he growls in his face.
"I didn't like what you did to my kid" then blitzo sees stolas hurt.
"Stolas! Keep an eye on him Tex don't let that fucker get away"
(Stop at 2:27, nor Stella of via were involved)
Vortex tries chomping at striker but he kicks him back.
"Chaz does that to me in bed"
Moxxie lassos Striker by the neck, spinning him around and throws him to the ground.
"You cowboy piece of shit!"
"I be more worry about your little shark pet" striker turns to the river.
Then he turns to the lake seeing the blood, "CHAZ!"moxxie ran and he sees his hat only, he picks it up starting to worry for the worst when...
Chaz came out with talon's hat, he smirked at moxxie.
"Miss me" then he glares at striker, "I killed your little birdie"
As Striker aims a revolver at Moxxie, Millie frees herself and strikes the base of his statue.
Striker looks up to see it falling towards him; he tries to move out of the way, but the statue lands on top of him.
As Moxxie approaches it, the smoke clears to see that Striker is gone.
Moxxie upset that Striker got away, "Fuck"
He looks towards Millie and Chaz, "come on babe let's get out of here"
"Yeah we need to get stolas to a hospital" blitzo carries him out.
As a group of reporters stand outside St. An's, cash and Loona emerge holding a lollipop.
"See now it wasn't so bad now was it" cash pats her back who looks embarrassed.
"It's nothing to be ashamed of-"
But suddenly the doctor came running up to them, he was out of breath.
"Excuse are you loona's father?"
"I'm her grandfather why?"
"I hate to say this but I have her results and I think it's best if you saw for yourself"
Cash reads the paper but what he saw shocked, he turned to loona who looks worried.
"Oh loona"
Suddenly A horde of medical personnel and reporters shove cash as they rush to the van.
Two Plague Doctors opened the van door and it switches to Millie looking worried as the two plague doctors put Stolas on the stretcher.
Blitzo watches as they wheeled Stolas inside. Cash sees a passing look at Stolas' tail feathers as they pass by.
" are you alright?" Moxxie asked Chaz
"Relax babe I'm ok"
"Stolas, what happened" cash asked.
"It's nothing dad, Stolas got hurt, real bad"
shocked and worried, "Stolas got what? How?... an goetia can get hurt? How bad"
"Anyway dad how was the appointment sorry I couldn't be there"
"That's what I need to talk to you about, son listen-" cash place his hand on his shoulder, "loona needs a surgery"
"What?"
"I'm sorry blitzo, I think it's best if you go talk to her but take it easy and be gentle she's in a bad place right now"
"Ok dad, I will"
He sees loona in the doctor's office to be prepped for the surgery, she looks up at him.
"Hey dad"
"So surgery huh?"
After vis calls her, "it's ok via, you're dad's ok, trust me he's in the hospital"
"Ok thank you so much loona"
"It'll be fine I promise I'm going to go visit him"
"Ok bye via" she hangs up to see vortex coming in as he knocks on the door.
"Grandpa told me what happened" he sees blitzo asleep.
"Is he ok?"
"He's fine just been crying that's all"
Then vortex sits besides her, "how you feeling?"
"I been better, via called she's been worried about her dad, but I told her everything is ok"
"It's nice what you did"
"You know I dont have friends a lot of friends But you know what I do have?"
"What?"
"A sister and a brother and that I'm grateful for"
"Let's try and get some sleep ok" vortex rest his head.
"Night loona"
"Night vortex"
As Stolas is in a hospital room recovering from his injuries.
A heart monitor was beeping and he is surrounded by many plants; have an IV bag next to him showing blood being transferred into him.
Stolas has bandages wrapped around his chest and right arm in a big cast and sling.
His left leg is in a cast and propped up in a sling and right thigh is bandaged up.
Stolas hears his phone buzzing and sees a notification from Blitzo, the former starts scrolling through their prior conversations.
Stolas: I'M SORRY IF ANYTHING I SAID OR DID MAY HAVE OFFENDED YOU TONIGHT.
Blitzo: ITZ WUTEVS
Stolas: NEXT TIME YOU COME OVER, MAYBE WE CAN TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AT OZZIE'S?
Blitzo: Y?
Stolas: I'M SORRY! NEVERMIND, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. I WAS JUST WORRIED ABOUT YOU. YOU SEEMED VERY UPSET AND YOU TOOK OFF SO FAST. BUT MAYBE I READ TOO MUCH INTO THAT, I'M GLAD IF THAT'S NOT THE CASE. I WASN'T UPSET EITHER, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU WEREN'T AND OBVIOUSLY YOU CAN HANDLE ANY STUPID JOKE A CLOWN CAN MAKE. ASMODEUS CAN BE VERY INVASIVE IN HIS HUMOR, BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY MYSELF. WHAT HE SAID ABOUT ME AT LEAST, I ENJOY BEING THE SUBJECT OF JEST. MAYBE YOU CAN SAY MEAN THINGS TO ME TOO NEXT TIME YOU COME OVER.
Stolas: IF YOU WANT?
Blitzo: SHUR
Stolas: THANKS FOR HELPING ME WITH VIA TODAY, YOU WERE GREAT IN THAT HUMAN SHOW.
Blitzo: NP
Stolas: ARE YOU COMING OVER TONIGHT WITH THE BOOK?
Blitzo: LYKE OLWAYS
Stolas: IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE COMING, THAT'S OK! I'M SURE I CAN DO WITHOUT IT FOR ONE MONTH. :)
Blitzo: K
Stolas: DO YOU PLAN TO VISIT TOMORROW? I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN BUSY, AND WORKING HARD. MAYBE IF YOU'D PREFER, WE CAN SKIP THE BEDROOM AND JUST RELAX, MAYBE? I'M SURE YOU NEED A BREAK.
Blitzo: WUTEVR YOU WANT, ITS UR NIGHT
Stolas: IF YOU'RE NOT UP FOR IT, OR TOO TIRED, THAT'S PERFECTLY FINE. NO PRESSURE, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING WITH THE GRIMOIRE TILL NEXT MONTH.
Blitzo: MAE BEE
Stolas: MAYBE INSTEAD OF OUR USUAL ARRANGEMENT ON THE FULL MOON WE COULD PROPERLY CATCH UP THIS WEEK? MAYBE MONDAY?
Blitzo: I MITE B BSUY
Stolas: I WOULDN'T WANT TO BOTHER YOU!
Stolas: YOU CAN ALWAYS DROP OFF THE BOOK ON THE FULL MOON AND I CAN LEAVE IT FOR YOU IF YOU ARE TOO TIRED TO DO ANYTHING...
Stolas: BUT, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU.
Blitzo: K
Blitzo: GIT BEVVER SWOON :(
He weakly smiles when Blitzo sends a get well soon message.
Stolas: THANK YOU, BLITZ, THAT MEANS A LOT. I MIGHT BE HERE FOR A WHILE, IF YOU EVER WANT TO VISIT.💜
After responding that Blitzo's free to visit while he's recovering, Stolas sees Blitzo typing a message but does not send it.
His smile fades as he dejectedly puts his phone down and rolls over as several flower petals slowly fall on his nightstand as the prince falls asleep.
A few hours later...
After a couple of days later, blitzo came back to visit...
They were about to kiss when cash came in holding a bouquet of roses.
"Hey son I thought I come in and see how the prince is doing"
Then suddenly a very tall avian demon king came in.
It was the king of the Ars Goetia, Paimon.
"Father? What are you doing here?"
"I heard what happened so I came to see if you were ok, I should've known that family was no good after the goetia fortune I would have never-"
But the minute he saw cash he smiled seductively while cash smiled nervously.
"King paimon, he how you been"
Both stolas and blitzo were surprised, "what the-you two know each other" blitzo asked.
"Sorta" cash rubs his neck nervously when paimon gets close.
"Well, hello again...my little imp, long time no see"
"Wait...did you guys, were you two-" blitzo was baffled.
"Used to intimacy, yes" king paimon says.
"Ew" blitzo says.
"Father!" Stolas shouts.