Charlie: Okay, I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time
And I feel like you weren't hearing me before
So here it goes
I know Hell's population is out of control
It's a bad situation
It's taking a toll
If we rehab these Sinners
And cleanse all their souls
At my Hazbin Hotel—
Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself!
Right! Extermination!
I know you guys fly down
Just to kill once a year
And it must be annoying
To schlep all the way here
Fizzarella: If they join you in Heaven
That trip disappears!
You can wave that chore farewell
Fizzarella and Charlie: It'll be a happy day in—
Adam: Let me stop you right there
Charlie: Oh
Adam: Save us all precious time
Fizzarella: Okay...
Adam: If what you're suggesting
Is letting them climb
Up the ladder
Oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates?
Charlie: Well, uh—
Adam: Sorry, sweetie
But there's no defyin' their fates!
'Cause Hell is forever
Whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better
Now they boil in the pot
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives
Until we kill 'em again!
Fizzarella: But she hasn't —
Adam: Just try to chillax, babe
You're wasting your breath
Fizzarella: What?
Adam: Did I hear you imply
That they don't deserve death?
Are they Winners?
Are they Sinners?
'Cause it's cut and dry
Charlie: Well, actually, if you take a look—
Adam: Fair is fair, an eye for an eye!
And when all's said and done (Said and done)
There's the question of fun (Fun)
And for those of us with Divine Ordainment
Extermination is entertainment!
Bow-now-now-now-now
Guitar solo, fuck yeah!
Oh, da-nah-nah now-n-now, now-now-now-now
Charlie: Ugh...
Adam: Hell is forever
Whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better
(Charlie: Where the Hell did you people come from?!)
Now they boil in the pot
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives
Until we kill 'em again!
Fuckin' Hell is forever
And it's meant to suck a lot!
So give up your dumb endeavor
'Cause you don't have a shot!
Fizzarella: Hell is not forever, you bitch
Long as I've got your attention
I guess I should probably mention
That we made the determination
To move up the next Extermination!
Charlie: What?!
Adam: Can't wait a whole year
To slaughter those little cunts
I know it's just been a week
But we'll be back in six months!
Fizzarella: Six months?!
Charlie: Um, wait, didn't you—
Ugh, SHIT!
Fizzarella: Lesson learned: Never trust Adam...