baddies of the BAU😻
milf: GUYS
milf: HELP ME AND VICTORIA PLS
victoria: DEREK ELLE AND ROSSI HAVE BEEN GONE FOR TEN MINUTES.
victoria: ITS STARING AT ME!
milf: I AM SO SCARED
dilf: What is staring at you?
dilf: Are you guys okay?
victoria: NO WHERE IS EVERYONE I THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP
dilf: I'm ten minutes out. I had to drop Jack off with Beth. I also have Spencer.
milf: THERE IS A SNAKE
victoria: IM PRETTY SURE I SAW A RAT TOO
victoria: IM GOING TO CRY
thong wearer: wait what
victoria: HURRY BACK AND KILL THIS GODDAMN SNAKE.
milf: we are standing on these planks rn
thong wearer: the planks in the front or the back?
victoria: the planks in the back..
10 minutes later
thong wearer: those are old and have nails in them..
victoria: UH WHAT IF I STEPPED ON ONE?
milf: DEREK WE ARE NEVER HELPING YOU WITH A HOUSE AGAIN
milf: THE SNAKE IS STILL HERE
milf: AND I REALLY HOPE THE CAR DOOR THAY CLOSED IS HOTCH.
dilf: Victoria you probably need to go to the hospital since those are old planks. I will try and get the snake away for you.
victoria: OMG AM I GONNA DIE?
milf: okay hold on let's talk about the fact that spencer can actually pick up vicky i thought he was weak and could barely hold a stick
victoria: dudes been working out
victoria: getting RIPPED asf
victoria: uhm so apparently i'm actually bleeding a lot.
victoria: like the bottom of my sock is blood
victoria: can someone sue derek if i die?
thong wearer: HELLO? DONT SUE ME?
victoria: BITCH IM DYING
elle: wait if vicky is going to the hospital i'm going to the hospital im not helping yalls asses
milf: omg me too let's go tf
thong wearer: yk y'all go me rossi and hotch got this
milf eater: does that mean me and penny don't have to come bc we've actually been stalling on purpose we are currently at a random diner an hour away
victoria: IM DYING RN ADN YALL ATE EATIGN WITHOUT ME
victoria: my foot actually hurts omg i'm feeling it i'm gonna kms
victoria: i'm going to have a panic attack
1 hour later
victoria: i'm high out of my mind dudes
victoria: i'm making soencer give me tacos rn
victoria: shits gonna bust
victoria: i'm going to bust
milf eater: WOAH
elle: honestly me too
lover boy: Also Hotch she can't walk on her foot for a couple of days ,so she's going to have to take off.
victoria: i'm tired
elle: me too
elle: r u back at your apartment yet
victoria: nope soencer is getting my tacos
dilf: That's fine, if we get any cases she can work from home.
victoria; no i can't silly i can't walk
victoria: omg what if i fly
elle: dawg go to bed
victoria: i am
y'all this is actually a true story that happened a couples yrs ago (i stepped on a nail working in outside w my dad and had to go to the hospital but i did get tacos after so it's okay🥰)
also guys should derek and elle date or nah idk if i want them too but i lowkey want them too yk