//Aye y'all there's only 1-2 chaps left I think,then I may do a sequel & I'll finish my other book MB Edition of Imagines & I'll be focusing on my other,"Me or Him?"& I will start a new imagine book plus a Prince/Princeton story.But for right now we have a special appearance by WATERMELONDREA JONES!!!!!!!Aka Dr.Drea aka Tre Melvin.Its goin down y'all!😂\\
*therapist*
Dr.Drea:Chresanto,Hi.Would u like to share ur problems wit us here in the room?
Roc:1st of all don't call me by my govment name!Man I go by Roc Royal,Double R,or just plain Roc.-.-Got it?!
Prince:Aye!Dont start that shit today!
Dr.Drea:No,no.*twitches eye*Its fine Mr.Perez,I see many like him everyday.& MY NAME is Watermelondrea Jones but u can just call me Dr.Drea*cuts her eyes*
Roc:*sucks his teeth*
Dr.Drea:Mhmm*writes down"FUNKY ASS ATTITUDE"So Crescent roll I understand u have a pot problem?
Roc:ITS ROC BITCH!!Get it right!
Dr.Drea:Excuse me?!-gco
Prince:*slaps him*Thats nuff!!I'm so sorry & yes he has a pot problem.Im here today to support him.
Dr.Drea:Well shouldn't he be at a rehab center?
Prince:Well we tried for months but he was givin everyone of em hell so they kicked him out...
Dr.Drea:*writes down"STUBBORN ASS TROUBLEMAKER"
Roc:Wtf u writin in that lil pad?
Dr.Drea:Oh nothin...&...Nala?Why are u here?
Nala:I'm here cuz I have mental issues....*mumbles*& I wanted to see my bae.😏
Roc:Say what?😡*raises up*
Prince:SIT DOWN!That heffa ain't worth it.😒
Nala:Isn't this sickening...ur a male Bambi✋🏽God...
Roc:Shut up!
Nala:BAMBI!!!ITS BETTA WIT A WOMAN!!!✊🏽
Dr.Drea:EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUC-*catches herself*Please...Everyone settle down.
Prince:*cuts his eyes*& quoted my idol Prince too...-.-ain't this a bitch...
Roc:*mumbles*Fuck her.
Dr.Drea:We're not gonna get anywhere if we can't communicate.
Nala:Yeah ur right...
Dr.Drea:Now,can't we all just get along?*Rodney King voice*
Nala:I'm willing to get along wit my boo but not that hood rat over there👉🏽
Prince:Excuse me??I ain't yo boo & don't call MY BOO a hood rat!
Nala:Ur boo?Oh gawd,trust me,u don't want a smelly asshole ridin yo dick.
Prince:Yo stank pussy never smelt good on mine either*tilts head*
Nala:*tilts head*u never complained bout that when I used to eat yo booty like groceries.
Dr.Drea:HOEMYGAWD😧
Prince:😦
Nala:😏
Roc:😐😐so that's why yo bootyhole feel loose?
Prince:Well I-I
Dr.Drea:Nigga is it true or nah?!Answer the damn ques-tion!
Prince:Well...wait why was urs loose after u got out of jail?!
Roc:I told u what the hell happened!!!
Dr.Drea:👀What happen?
Prince:He dropped the soap & got raped.
Nala:Roc u know that's a damn lie!Ain't no nigga gon drop the soap THEN attempt to pick it back up.
Dr.Drea:Ik that's right gurl!U shoulda just rinsed off & got the hell outta there.
Nala:Right which means he was bein a hoe*tilts head*
Roc:How tf would u know?!U got out the day I was goin in!
Prince:....RIGHT SO U STFU NALA!!*hot tears pouring down his face*
Nala:Aight...just remember...I licked it 1st😏😛
Roc:Oh no u didn't!!
Prince:See she askin for her weave to get snatched ese!
Roc,Nala,Prince:*still arguin 10 mins l8r*
Dr.Drea:SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Prince:Excuse u?*looks around*ik u ain't talkin to me like that chica!
Dr.Drea:*clears throat*Look,from the looks of this...I can't help y'all.Frfr,only Jesus can fix this fuckery.✋🏽Y'all are dismissed.
Nala:Bye bitches*walks out*
Prince:*huffs*Well if u can't fix it can I get a refund
Dr.Drea:A re-refund?Um...*stutters*
Prince:Oh hell nah...Ik goddamn well u ain't bout to tell me I can't get my muhfuckin money back!
Dr.Drea:Well the policy says-gco
Prince:Uh-uh idgaf what the fuckin policy says all I needa hear is Imma get my goddamn refund!!
Dr.Drea:If it was up to me u would absolutely get 100% refund but...
Prince:*slams hand on the wall*See Imma fuck around & burn this bitch down!
Roc:Come on let's go
Prince:NOOO!
Dr.Drea:I'll have u know that I got security on speed dial waitin for yo ass to try sum shit!
Prince:Is that a threat?OH HELL NAH IS THAT WHAT THE HELL I THINK IT IS?!
Roc:Doc there's no need to call security we're gone!*carries him out the place*
*meanwhile*
Tinashe:What y'all think of this dress?
Yn:YASSSSS!!Finally*mumbles*After the 100th fuckin dress.
Mya:Ugh...😒u look pretty...
Yn:Will u stop ur fuckin hate on Ray already?!Goddamn!!& u being this many months pregnant u don't need to be in a mood that could upset ur baby!!Now chill goddamnit ugh😒
Mya:Whateva...at least my baby will never have her hair nappy like his shit😂
Tinashe:MYA!!!
Yn:😂😂I gotta give her that one tho!
Mya:But at least u gon be happy...btw when's the wedding again?
Tinashe:Next month☺️this is gonna be so-so*starts cryin*
Yn:Aww don't cry!😢*hugs her*We gon be here for u.Mya,getcha fat ass up & hug her!
Mya:Aight dayum😒*hugs her*But if that nigga cheats on u lemme know so I can shank his nappy ass!
Yn:Gurl stamp u ain't gon do shit😏
Mya:Oh yes I-OW!
Tinashe:😦what's wrong?
Mya:Braxton hicks...I'm fine
Yn:Ohh whew!!😄For a sec I thought the baby was com-gco
Mya:*water breaks*Y'ALL OMFG!!!!WE GOTTA GET T THE HOSPITAL!!!
Tinashe:CASHIER!!!Lemme pay for this dress real quick plz!!!!*swipes card*THANK U!AIGHT LETS GO LEMME CALL PROD!!!
Prod:*Hello?
Tinashe:MYA HAVIN THE BABY!!!HER WATER BROKE WE ON OUR WAY TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOWWWWW!!!!
Prod:OMGGGG OK IM ON MY WAY!!!
*30 mins l8r*
Doc:Ok just one more big push!
Prod:*holdin Mya's hand*Just breathe calmly & everything will be fine.
Mya:CRAIG THOMAS CRIPPEN JR.DONT U FUCKIN TELL ME TO KEEP CALM!!!!THIS SHIT HURTS LIKE HELL!!!MUHFUCKA U DONT FUCKIN UNDERSTAND,IT FEELS LIKE IM SHOVING A BASKETBALL OUT OF MY PUSSY & ASS!!!!!!OWWWWWWWWAAAAA!!!!!!
Prod:Bae ur breaking my hand!!!😖
Mya:AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!*pushes*
*baby cries*
Doc:Congrats!!A beautiful lil girl!!👶🏽*hands her to him*
Mya:Aww!!
Prod:What're we gonna name her?
Mya:I'm not sure...
Prod:Hmm...how bout Craya as her 1st name?
Mya:Ok & then Mya as her mid name?
Prod:Yep!!Craya Mya Crippen it is.
Craya:*giggles at her name*
Mya:Awww!!☺️
*knocks on the door*
Tinashe:Hey hey y'all!!AWWWWW!!😢Look at my wittle niece!!!Shes so pretty!!
TBC