(Y/N Vakarian is regarded as one of the best snipers and huntsmen that comes from Beacon. During his time there however, he attracts the attention of 4 girls, as well as their mothers and older sister.)
Ruby: Look at that cookie pie over there.
Weiss: I must admit, he is really promising. Perfect fit for the Schnee standards.
Blake: I don't mind letting him have a look of my Bellabooty.
Yang: Handsome stud, and can bring anyone down with a "Yang"!
Winter: (giggles) You're right, sis. He's perfect.
Summer: Indeed. I don't mind sharing him with you, my little one. (sighs lovely) I remember the day I was saved from Salem, even though she is immortal.
Willow: Screw Jacques. Y/N is my future husband.
Kali: Same about Ghira, he's worthless anyway.
Raven: And so is that weakling Tai. I want a strong husband, and Y/N is the one for me!
(Meanwhile, Y/N is currently shooting down several White Fang Soldiers one by one.)
Y/N: Take that, you scum. You disgrace all the faunus once stood for.
(As he keeps shooting the White Fang Soldiers, Roman (who was among them) calls for backup. Suddenly Neo appears behind him, but then gets tacked by Yang, who brutally beats her up. Roman is about to help his partner, only to be frozen by Weiss, and slashed by both Ruby and Weiss. The rest of them murder the remaining White Fang Soldiers. As Adam Taurus is about to attack Blake, Y/N shoots his arms, giving Blake an opportunity to slash him to death. They then turn to Y/N, who approaches them.)
Y/N: Thanks, but I had them.
Yang: You're welcome, babe. Because we love you.
Y/N: Wait, what?
Summer: I owe you one for saving me from Salem, even though she was immortal.
Willow: I was planning on killing Jacques after what he did.
Y/N: (smirks) I can provide that.
(Willow then starts kissing him, making the others jealous as they take turns kissing him as well. After Y/N killed Jacques, and Kali and Raven killing their respective exes, Team RWBY, Winter and the four MILFS confessed their feelings to Y/N, who accepted them. The girls won't hesitate to kill anyone who comes between them.)