[It starts with a scene showing an ol' tiny house in New Orleans, Louisiana. It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming, and a dog... barking.]
Kid: NO! STAY BACK!
[The dog bites the kid and he screams in pain as tears run down his eyes. A woman is sweeping the porch and is alerted by the noise and sees her son on the ground, shuffling away from the barking stray dog.]
Mother: ALASTOR!! *she rushes over to him.* What happened!?
Kid Alastor: *with tears in his eyes.* It bit me!
[The woman then turns her attention to the dog as she shooed it away.]
Mother: Are you alright, honey?
Alastor: *still crying* It hurts...
Mother: Shhh, don't worry my dear. Let's go inside and get you all cleaned up, alright?
[Alastor still crying a bit as he slowly nods.]
Mother: Hm...
[She then gets an idea. She begins to sing a lullaby to Alastor as she holds him closer to her.]
Mother: If you... just smile. *she wipes Alastor's tears away as he looks happy now.* Let's go home, and while we're at it, how about I teach you my Jambalaya recipe?
Kid Alasotr: *he smiles at her* I love you!
Mother: I love you too, my dear.
[She kisses him on the head as they both walk back to the house.]
[We then cut to somewhere in New Orleans, Louisiana as it's now 1933 with some radio static pitching in while a voice is heard.]
Radio: Well, howdy folks! Gather 'round that ol' radio, 'cause it's time for another little tune that'll make your feet tap and your heart skip a beat. Now, folks, let's dive into the groove!
[The Radio plays songs ranging from the 1920s to 1930s.]
[It then cuts to a radio station that shows a grown-up Alastor in his 30s as he smiles sinisterly.]
Alastor: *over the music* Ah, doesn't that just take you back? The sweet melody, when the world was a bit simpler, and the music had a rhythm you could really sink your teeth into.
[He laughs as he drinks his black coffee Cut to around the end of the broadcasting.]
Alastor: Well, that's all for tonight, folks. I wish you all a wonderful night and the sweetest of dreams. And remember! You are never fully dressed, without a smile!
[The host ends the broadcasting and leaves the radio station. Cut to later as he goes for a walk late one night. He makes his way to a Jazz club to spend his night there. As he arrives he makes his way to the bar and asks for some strong liquor, to which the bartender nods. He sits by the bar and looks onto the stage, seeing a short blonde woman singing up on stage. He waves at her as she waves back. Cut to later where they both are sharing a drink.]
Mimzy: Oh Alastor, It's good to see you! How've ya been? Oh, I'm sure you've been wonderful this time around.
Alastor: Why yes, quite wonderful indeed. It's always a pleasure to see you too my dear. *he takes a shot.*
Mimzy: Now come on! Let's dance!
[Mimzy grabs a drunk Alastor and brings him to the dance floor. They dance together and Alastor seems to be keeping up with ol' Mimzy. They dance for a bit but ultimately end the night. He then takes one last sip of strong Liquor and sets his glass down as it transitions to his footstep as he walks through the night. He then passes an alleyway and there seems to be a person. He looks physically strong and is looking through a purse that he stole. The thief notices Alastor standing, menacingly.]
Thief: Hey! You saw nothin'. You got it?
[Alastor stays silent as he slowly walks towards him.]
Thief: Piss off ya twit! Scra-!
[His sentence gets cut off by Alastor who stabs his chest with a knife. Alastor's grin gets wider and wider as he sees the life from the thief's eyes fade away.]
Alastor: Didn't your mother ever teach ya to not steal from a woman? Not very gentleman of you my good man.
[It then transitions to a trash bag getting placed on the ground. Alastor is then revealed to have the victim in pieces inside the bag. Alastor takes a small finger and eats it as a little snack. He then hums as he carries the trash bag and makes his way into his usual burial spot on the deer hunting grounds. He arrives with a shovel and the trash bag.]
Alastor: Ah, what a gorgeous evening this must be!
[He hums as he digs up a human-sized hole in the ground. He sets down his shovel, making a noise that alerts a nearby Deer Hunter. Just as he was about to grab the trash bag. A gunshot is heard. A close-up of Alastor's face as blood drips down his forehead from a bullet wound. He loses consciousness as his corpse falls into the pit. Leaving him dead...]
[Cut to Alastor's body in a dark void. His body starts to contract as dark energy surges through him. His appearance changes as his body falls deeper and deeper until...]
???: I can grant you great power if... you will submit yourself to one favor of my choosing in the future.
Alastor: Why... isn't this a pleasant surprise...
???: *she grins as she shushes Alastor* Shake my hand. Come on my dear, Won't you shake a poor demon's hand?
[Alastor shakes the mysterious woman's hand.]
Alastor: It's show time!
[As the Hellish skies burn red. He steps out from a dark alley with a brand new feeling, a brand new face to the name, and a brand new identity... to fear.]
Alastor:
♪ Hello, it's nice to meet you! ♪ *shakes a sinner's hand*
♪ Can you tell me where I am? ♪
♪ I don't know how I got here ♪
♪ But I think I'm starting to understand. ♪ *camera pans around him*
♪ I don't belong among the angles ♪
♪And baby that's just fine with me. ♪
♪ The things I did up there were high school ♪ *A silhouette of his human past appears*
♪ But now I'm going for my degree! ♪
[He grins as he sees an Overlord.]
♪ Hey! Sorry but you just got in my way ♪
♪ I promise honey I can feel your pain ♪
♪ And maybe I enjoy just a little bit ♪
♪ Does that make me insane? ♪ *His shadow engulfs the Overlord.*
♪ Haven't been the same since I expired ♪
♪ Doesn't mean that I plan to retire ♪
♪ And now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining fire! ♪
[A new era awaits as Alastor topples over multiple heavy-hitting overlords. How can such a mortal wield this much power...?]
♪ Wait a minute, do I know you? ♪
♪ Weren't an old pal of mine? ♪
♪ Departed from us far too early ♪
♪ But now we're meeting a second time. ♪ *He twirls a newly demonized Mimzy whilst they dance*
♪ We used to have such fun together ♪
♪ And maybe you have what I need ♪
♪ But first I have one tiny question ♪
♪ ₮ɆⱠⱠ ₥Ɇ, ĐØ ɎØɄ ĐɆ₥Ø₦₴ ฿ⱠɆɆĐ? ♪
[Cut to Alastor in black and white as he sings into his mic/cane.]
♪ Hey! Sorry but you just got in my way ♪
♪ I promise honey I can feel your pain ♪
♪ And maybe I enjoy just a little bit ♪
♪ Does that make me insane? ♪
[it cuts back to full color as Alastor hooks onto a street lamp and twirls around (kinda like in "Singin in the Rain").]
♪ Haven't been the same since I expired ♪
♪ Doesn't mean that I plan to retire ♪
♪ And now I have the power to rid all of you in entertaining fire! ♪
[Strange radio broadcasts are transmitted throughout Hell as screams are broadcasted over the radio. All being different powerful Overlords and never lacking new ones.]
♪ Hey! Sorry but you just got in my way ♪
♪ I promise honey I can feel your pain ♪
♪ And maybe I enjoy just a little bit ♪
♪ Does that make me insane? ♪
♪ Haven't been the same since I expired ♪
♪ Doesn't mean that I plan to retire ♪
♪ And now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining fire! ♪
[Alastor is shown to have entered a Casino. He finds an Overlord named Husker and makes a deal with him. If Husker lost, Alstor would own his soul. If Husker won, Alastor would give away his wealth to him. But to nobody's surprise, Alastor beats Husker.]
♪ Hey! Sorry but you just got in my way ♪
♪ I promise honey I can feel your pain ♪ *he shakes Husker's hand as a green aura surrounds him.*
♪ And maybe I enjoy just a little bit ♪
♪ Does that make me insane...? ♪
[He smiles to assert his dominance as the new face in town known as...]
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℝ𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕠 𝔻𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕟
[Cut to a few months from now. Alastor has clearly made a huge name for himself as the Radio Demon. He walks around town as everyone hides from his presence. Alastor makes his way to a café, where the terrified staff member serves him deviled eggs on a table outside. As he reads his newspaper and has a cup of black coffee.]
Alastor: Here you go, you filthy scavengers, enjoy!
[Alastor tosses one of the eggs to a couple of demonic ravens, who promptly whip up into a frenzy as he leaves.]
[Cut to a nearby park, Alastor contemplates a rose that wilts in his hand from his power. Two demons who witness this run away in fear as the Radio Demon tries to greet them, leaving Alastor mildly annoyed at their reaction as his smile is still there.]
[Sometime later, Alastor strolls through Cannibal Town, twirling his hat, where a group of said cannibal ladies are devouring an unfortunate soul.]
Cannibal Ladies: Morning Alastor!~
Alastor: Good Morning, ladies! *he tosses his hat behind him whitch is caught by one of the ladies.* Give Rosie a hello from me!
[the cannibal ladies swoon as the others get jealous.]
[Making a brief stop to toss a coin to a saxophone player on the street, h e comes to a collection of televisions, all displaying products endorsed and sold by Vox.]
Alastor: Really nothing good on these days, hm?
[After the demons nearby also run away from Alastor, Vox hijacks the signal in an attempt to be intimidating, but Alastor merely shrugs him off.]
Alastor Show off. All hat and no cattle!
[Annoyed at having to see Vox, Alastor continues his walk as his internal monologue curses out Vox.]
Alastor's Inner thoughts: Oblivious... Pompous... piece of shit... television.
[As he continues his walk, he discovers a newly opened butcher shop. Sensing a commotion inside, he enters.]
Alastor: Good day, sir!
[The sinner who was being held by the owner of the shop scurries away from the scene]
Alastor: I caught sight of your sign out front and I make it my business to try out every new meat shop that appears. You never know which one will end up being my favorite! *he walks closer to the counter* Do you have any fresh venison? I do love a nice top sirloin but am partial to venison myself! Reminds me of simpler times...
[The shop keepers eyes drift to a cleaver on the table and slowly reaches for it. But suddenly, Alastor smacks his hands onto the table and goes into his partial demon form.]
Alastor: ÄñÐ WÈ ÄLL LÖVÈ †Ö RȆÚRñ †Ö §ÌMþLÈR †ÌMȧ, ÐÖ WÈ ñÖ†?
Shop owner: *scared shitless* Y-Yes, sir... I uh... I have some nice cuts I can get for you!
Alastor: *reverts back to normal* Good man! Make sure you get all of that silver skin trimmed off. I want freast meat, not bubble gum! HAHAHA!
[The Shop owner finishes and gives Alastor his order.]
Alastor: Thank you kindly, my good sir!
[He is about to exit the shop but a female sinner that look a anthropomorphic sheep enters as he opens the door for her.]
Alastor: Oh! Pardon me!
[the shop owner looks at the female sinner with furious eyes. As Alastor is about to leave, he hears a commotion behind him.]
Shop owner: Come here, BITCH!
Female Sinner: Wha- HEY! STOP! LET GO OF ME! *Alastor halts in his tracks as he is taken aback by what's going on behind him* GET OFF OF ME YOU- HELP! HELP! *Alastor looks annoyed as his smile looks more sinister.*
Alastor: *as he turns into his full demon mode.* You know, I do really hate those who can't show a little more respect to those of fairer means. *his antlers and limbs grow in size* It's rather distasteful... Ⱡł₭Ɇ ฿₳Đ ₥Ɇ₳₮
[He is seen in his full demon form as he begins to maul the Shop owner into pieces. The female sinner looks scared with tears in her eyes. Alaster reverts to his normal self once again.]
Alastor: Not quite as tasty as venison. But It'll do.
[He eats the remnants of the shopkeeper as he leaves. He takes a stroll through town chuckling to himself.]
[That was the last of we saw from Alastor. Nobody knows the whereabouts of the infamous Radio Demon. But one thing is for sure...]
???: Remember that favor we arranged?
Alastor: Whatever will it be my dear?
???: You shall aid my daughter... If you fail...
𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓫𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓮𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼
Alastor: *annoyed* As you wish... Your Majesty.
[𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲... 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠...]
𝕰𝖓𝖉 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝟐 𝕾𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝟐