I'm backstage with Alex, Mercy(who I'm trying to get a job), and of course Gionna. We're just hanging out in Catering while the show is going on. Gionna is sitting on my lap as we sit across from Kentucky fried freaks...I mean Alex and Mercy.
Mercy: So bubba are you excited to be on Smackdown now?
I smiled before responding.
Me: Is Harley sitting on my lap right now?
Gionna grabbed my face from under my bottom jaw and turned so I could see her smiling face.
Gionna: Absolutely Puddin. You know I'm only comfortable in MY spot~
I smiled at her before leaning in and kissing her. I then turned to face the Odd Couple.
Me: So yeah I'm happy to be on here. Plus Joe and the twins are here and so is Drew so I'm a happy man.
Gionna: But are you MY happy man?
Me: Hearing you call me your anything makes me happy.
Mercy: Gio sis I've got to tell you I'm so happy that you guys are together. I've known him since we were teenagers and you've completely changed him for the better. Until you came into the picture he'd joke around and kinda smile but it was only me and him. Other then that, he was always so quiet and kinda sad. I always knew there was a happier side to him but I didn't see it much until you got into the picture. Now that you're here he's finally reaching his full potential.
Alex: He's only happy because she lets him get some sometimes.
Mercy slapped Alex in the back of the head.
Mercy: Hush.
Alex: Yes baby.
Gionna and I looked at each other before smiling and looking at Alex.
Gionna/I: Meow! Fachoo!
Alex turned red.
Alex: I am not meow fachoo'd
I started a thought before Gionna finished it.
Me: Oh that's right. For that to happen...
Gionna: ...You have to actually get some meow haha.
God I love Gionna's laugh. It makes even the worst day, the greatest day ever but then again that's just Gionna as a whole. We sat and talked for a while before showtime.
*In The Ring*
Liv is in the ring cutting a promo.
Liv: Last Saturday I unfortunately lost the Smackdown womens championship. As much as that sucks, I'm still here. I'm still here breathing, laughing, loving, and most importantly LIVing. I don't care who gets in my way or who I have to break, I will not stop until I get MY Smackdown Women's Championship back!
The crowds cheers Ronda comes out to gloat. I really can't handle to hear her talk, so...
I make my way out to the ring before getting in the ring. I grab a Microphone and begin my promo.
Me: Heyy Livvy.
I smile and wink at her before she blushes.
Liv: H-Hey J.
Me: How you been?
Liv: Better now that your here~
We move closer to each other before...
Sami "dances" his way to the ring before getting inside.
Sami: J! MY DAWG! HOW YOU DOING MY MAN!?
Me: About two heartbeats from a brain aneurysm. What do you want Sami?
Sami: I was just sent out here by our tribal chief because he wants to know why you haven't talked to him since Clash at the castle.
Me: OUR!? Sami we're aren't related and you tell MY cousin if he has something to say to me then come holla at me himself.
Ronda then interjects herself.
Ronda: Um excuse me? Did everyone just forget we were here!?
Me: How could we forget you were here? The smell of a burnt Red Lobster dumpster and shame still fills the air.
Ronda: I'm the champion.
Me: You're what happens when Slenderman and Sloth from Goonies had a love child is what you are. I will give you credit for your collection.
Ronda smugly smiled. God I'm havin nightmares tonight.
Ronda: Of Championships?
Me: No of every single STD simultaneously BUT!
I turn to Sami.
Me: Back to you, you tell Roman and the twins that if they have a problem I'm not a hard man to find.
Sami goes to say something before...
The uso's get in the ring.
Jimmy: The Bloodline is now in your city!
Me: Uh huh. I saw this comin.
I roll out of the ring before looking under it then pull out two Kendo sticks. I then roll back into the ring. I hand one to Liv before we smile at eachother.
Us: Batter up!
We drop our microphones and start swinging at everything that moves. I lay into Sami more than either twin before breaking the stick over his back as Liv breaks hers over Ronda's back. We spike the sticks before I feel someone grab me by the back of my neck. I hear solo scream before he attempts to hit me with the Samoan Spike. I duck it before running and hitting the ropes and hit him with "Broken Dreams".
I sit up and look at the camera.
Me: I'm not a hard man to find Roman! If you're having trouble just follow the trail of broken cousins and drugged up lumberjacks and you find me!
I wink at the camera before laying back on my back and nipping up. Once back on my feet, I step over Ronda's corpse and stand in front of Liv. She smiles at me before we hug. I help her out of the ring before getting out myself. We then head to the back.
*Backstage Segment*
I'm shown walking out of the arena before someone yells out to me.
Liv: J!
I turn around and see Liv who runs up to me.
Me: What's up Livvy.
Liv: Thanks for earlier.
I smiled down at her.
Me: Oh no problem Livvy. You know I'm gonna have my besties back.
Liv: Thanks again. Text me later?
Me: Absolutely.
We hug as the Segment ends.
After the Segment ends, Gionna looks up at me with a flirtatious smile on her face.
Me: What is it Princess?
Gionna: Since you saved your little damsel in distress...
Gionna started rubbing her hands up and down my chest.
Gionna: ...Why don't I show you my appreciation...Daddy~
My eyes went wide before I ran to go get the freaks before we left. Yeah Gionna's a very appreciative girl. Let's just put it like that.