BAU
Y/n: kms kms kms kms
Emily: HAS HE REPLIED ????
Y/n: NO
Y/n: IM DYING
Y/n: IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
Y/n: HELP ME
Derek: What did you say to him 😭
Y/n: NOT TELLING
JJ: Let us know when he answers 😨
Y/n: he has me on read
Y/n: oh god he hates me doesnt he
Y/n: he hates me and he wants me dead
Y/n: he literally hates me
Emily: NO HE DOESNT STFU
Derek: How long of a paragraph did u send him that he's STILL leaving u on opened 😭
Y/n: IT WASNT EVEN A PARAGRAPH
Y/n: IM FREAKING OUT
JJ: Oh God
Y/n: HES TYPING I CANT DO THIS
Penelope: Deep breaths 😭🙏
Y/n: IM NOT OKAY IM NOT OKAY
Derek: Are u gonna die
Emily: probably is
Y/n: HES STILL TYPING
Y/n: SOMEONE SHOOT ME
Y/n: IM GONNA KMS
JJ: What did you say to him? 🥲
Emily: probably something super cringe
Derek: "I-I-I like you 🥺👉👈"
Y/n: if you EVER catch me acting like that for a man you have full permission to beat the shit outta me
Emily: noted
Y/n: im so scared
Y/n: im so scared
Penelope: It's okay! He's probably just thinking of what to say
JJ: Real
Y/n: no im gonna die
Y/n: help hes still typing
Hotch: What did you say to him?
Y/n: NO ITS SO EMBARRASSING
Y/n: im actually gonna kms in a minute i swear to FUCKING god
Emily: y/n please 😭😭
Emily: he's probably just too speechless to think of what to say
Y/n: IDC HE COULD AT LEADT REPLY
Y/n: im gonna kill myself
Derek: Good God 😭
JJ: Just calm down
Y/n: I CANT
Y/n: he stopped typing
Y/n: ok hes typing again
Y/n: im not okay
Y/n: send an ambulance tbh 😣
Emily: jesus christ 😭
Y/n: IM SO SCARED
Derek: Dude he literally is in love with u just calm down
Derek: He's probably thinking of what to say
Derek: You know what he's like 🥱
Emily: I'm stressed for u girl
JJ: Me too 😨
Derek: Where did she go
Emily: @Y/n bitch where tf are u
Emily: she's online
Emily: he probably replied to her
Spencer: Guys help
Penelope: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER 😭
Emily: REID
Emily: REID WHAT DID U SAY TO HER
Derek: I feel like he said something stupid I'm ngl
Spencer: I don't know how to talk about things like this, what if I messed up?
Y/n: SPENCER U IDIOT
JJ: WHAT IS GOING ON
Spencer: Uh oh
Hotch: I'm so confused
Hotch: Is Reid the guy that Y/n is interested in?
Emily: yes
Hotch: Ah
Y/n: IM GONNA SMACK HIM
Derek: HUH
Emily: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING 😭⁉️
Spencer: I am confused
JJ: I think everyone is
Derek: REID WHAT'S HAPPENING
Derek: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER?
Y/n: i hate him
Penelope: What????
Y/n: im gonna beat him up
Derek: EXPLAIN PLEASE
Y/n: THIS MOTHERFUCKER
Emily: please what did he do 😭😭😭😭
JJ: Y/n everyone is so confused please 🥲
Y/n: yk how he was typing for like
Y/n: three trillion years
Emily: sure
Derek: A but dramatic
Derek: Bit*
Y/n: he said like
Y/n: 2 fucking sentences
Y/n: this little bitch
Y/n: had me STRESSING for ages only to send TWO SWNTENCES
Emily: I think I'd actually kms
Derek: No fr
Y/n: BELIEVE ME IM ABOUT TO
Spencer: I'm sorry I didn't know what to say :(
Y/n: no its ok i forgive u 🙈
JJ: ...
Penelope: So are you two dating now? 🤩💕
Emily: DONT GO OFFLINE Y/N WE NEED ANSWERS
Emily: I'm gonna slap her
Y/n: um hello rude
Derek: Are you and Reid dating
Y/n: we will be if his coward ass actually asks me on a date 😒
JJ: You know what he's like with women 😭
Emily: he's probably having a brain anuerism at his phone rn
Emily: anyerism
Emily: anuyrism
Emily: anyurism
Spencer: Aneurism
Derek: MF GO TEXT Y/N 🤨
Emily: forrealll 🤣🙏🔥
Derek: Fuckass emojis 😭
Emily: shut ur yapper baldie 🤨
Y/n: im no longer suicidal
Emily: YAY
Emily: DID HE ASK YOU OUT
Y/n: YES 😝
Penelope: OH MY GOSH
Penelope: YAY I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS 🥹🫶
Derek: FUCKING FINALLY
Emily: i call maid of honour 🤤
Penelope: Whatttt 😢
Penelope: I wanted maid of honour 💔
Y/n: EEK GUYS IM SO EXCITED
Hotch: Happy for you
JJ: 🥳🥳🥳
Y/n: RAHHH
Derek: IT ONLY TOOK FIVE BILLION YEARS FOR HIM TO ASK YOU OUT 🥱😭
Emily: actually I hope you die I'm so single
Y/n: jj is right there ????
JJ: Me and Emily aren't dating
Derek: You should
Y/n: fr bro
Y/n: just date 😭🙏⁉️
Emily: tbh
Derek: AH
Y/n: guyssss eeek 🤭🤭
Y/n: blushing rn
Emily: break up
Y/n: NO
Spencer: [Replying to: "break up"] No
Derek: Awww! (I'm shooting myself)
Y/n: jealous hoe
Derek: Correct!
Penelope: It's okay you've got me
Derek: Indeed I do baby 😉
Emily: I'm gonna throw up
Derek: 🥱
Y/n: im soo excited for the date ahhh 🙈🙈
Penelope: Where are you guys going? 😇
Emily: BDSM club
Y/n: AHH
Y/n: not at all
Y/n: thats 3rd date activities
Spencer: Oh...
Y/n: JOKING
JJ: 🤨
Emily: u better be joking that shit is at least 5th date activities 😣
Y/n: AH
Derek: Holy moly
Penelope: Holay molay! :3
Y/n: ME IRL
Y/n: 🙀
JJ: When and where is your date?
Y/n: not telling 😢
Derek: I'll scrap u
Y/n: try me 😒
Derek: On my way!
Y/n: id beat ur ass ngl
Derek: No u would not 😭⁉️
Y/n: dont underestimate me 🤨
Emily: AHH SOME RANDOM MAN JUST FOLLOWED ME ON INSTAGRAM
JJ: What's his username
Y/n: uh oh
Emily: dw I blocked him !!! 😊
JJ: Good
Derek: Don't make me say the slur
Emily: he was old as hell
Emily: like
Emily: 60
Y/n: it was rossi
Emily: AH
Emily: [Replying to: "Don't make me say the slur"] DEREK
Derek: 😊
Y/n: ilove you
Derek: Let's make out
Y/n: okay!
Spencer: :(
Y/n: NOO IM JUST KIDDING ☹️
Y/n: i only have eyes for u 🤭
Y/n: excited for the date teehee
Spencer: Me too! :)
Penelope: Omg cutie pies 🥹🩷
JJ: They're so perfect for each other 😌
Y/n: 🤤