(OC x Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hot...

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He wakes up in Hell with no memory of what happened before he died and wonders if this is by mistake , chance... More

BIO
Chapter 1:Wake up!
Chapter 2: New home
Chapter 3: Hide or Intervene
Family Bio
Memory Chapter 1: 8 days before the incident
Chapter 4: A truth now told
Chapter 5: A job at IMP part 1
Memory Chapter 2: 7 days before the incident
Chapter 6: A job at IMP part 2
Chapter 7: A job at IMP part 3
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Chapter 8: A job at IMP Part 4
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Memory Chapter 3: 6 days before the incident
Chapter 9: Regret
Chapter 10: A fated encounter
Chapter 11: Overlords
Chapter 12: The Pilot
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A simple stanger? Part 1
Chapter 13: Murder Family
Fanart Post
A simple stranger? Part 2
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Chapter 14: Loo Loo Land
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Chapter 15: Unexpected Purge? Part 1
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Memory Chapter 4: 5 days before the incident
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Chapter 16: Unexpected Purge? Part 2
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Chapter 17: Unexpected Purge? Part 3 (Final)
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Chapter 18: Spring Broken (Part 1)

Chapter 19: Spring Broken (Part 2)

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By BlueFir31234

Later at I.M.P Headquarters , Blitzø stands in front of the whiteboard. Behind him is an easel with drawings on papers. The other I.M.P members sit at a table and listen. Lee is reading the contract over for the 15th time.

Blitzø: alright , shut your *ssholes! Here's how we're gonna do this sh*t! First , we find a f*ck ton of clients.

The animated drawings on the paper show Blitzø , Loona , Lee , Millie and Moxxie standing together. A bunch of imps and clients surround them with bags of money.

Blitzø: we portal up.

Blitzø snaps his fingers. The I.M.P figures fall down.

Blitzø: we have our fun murder time as per usual.

Lee: (don't you mean YOUR happy hour)

The I.M.P drawings kill off human drawings with guns.

Blitzø: we pile all the bodies into a big f*ckin' canoe.

The human bodies are tossed into a canoe that reads "S.S. Cum Gutter".

Blitzø: we push said canoe into some water.

Blitzø drawing kicks the canoe full of bodies away from the dock.

Blitzø: we light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit. Maybe a goose , too! F*ck it!

Lee: (and you forgot the memories I have to erase and the letters i have to send)

Animated drawings of sharks , snakes , eagles , and creatures eat the bodies set on fire in the canoe. A large octopus chomps the entire ship and the animals.

Blitzø: they come and eat the bodies , we win the bet...

The I.M.P drawings cheer and the Loona Loona figures are wearing party hats.

Blitzø: we rub it in that sloppy b*tch's drunken whore-ass face...

The I.M.P. members give a Verosika drawing several middle fingers. The Verosika drawing bursts into tears. The scene cuts back to the meeting.

Blitzø: do you have any questions? (*throws pointer stick through a window*)

Moxxie: uh , yeah. Why was that nonsense?

Blitzø: (*walks over to Moxxie*) that wasn't a question.

Moxxie: that wasn't a plan.

Blitzø: (*puts a hand around Moxxie*) I'm sorry , but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do , Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs.

Lee: (*from the corner of the room*) Blitzø...

Moxxie: a what now?

Blitzø: I'm callin' ya slow , Moxxie. God , why don't you learn to take criticism , you (*begins poking Moxxie in the chest*) talentless baby dicked troll?!

Lee: Blitzø...

Moxxie: (*climbs onto table in anger*) well , why don't you (*points at Blitzo and points at him*) take an art class?

Blitzø: (*grabs Moxxie and throws him back in his chair*) Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE they are?!

Lee: BLITZØ!

All present snapped their heads in Lee's direction at his sudden outburst. They see him standing in a corner with his back facing them.

Lee: (*over his shoulder*) here's a question for you Blitzø. What about the competition?! Did you ever think of that?! You ran into this whole thing blindly! If only you'd take time to listen to me!
We don't have the funds to rent another floor , YOUR spot that WE (*gestures to Loona , Moxxie , Millie and himself*) are fighting for is going to be taken and I'll be working with and for THAT WOMAN! For God sake I don't even know her! What kind of mother- (*grunts in pain and holds head with right hand*) -raised you?!...

Blitzø looks down at the floor in sadness. Everyone looks at Lee , stunned at his outburst. Lee , realizing what he just said quickly recollected himself.

Lee: (*turns to the corner again*) I shouldn't have said that , I should not have said that.

(*frustratedly sighs and turns around*) I'm sorry for the outburst , Blitzø. But we all need this job , including you. I need you to look at the bigger picture here.

The I.M.P crew looks at Blitzø drawings. Lee maskpalms.

Lee: (*irritated*) not that picture. Verosika challenged us to a singing competition , remember?

Blitzø: yeah , so?

Lee deadpans.

Lee: none of you have any songs on hand right now.

Blitzø: alright , so then why don't we let Mox sing? I mean I see him and Millie sing all the time.

Lee: (*shakes head*) as much as I want him to sing , he gets nervous under pressure. So that idea is out the window. And no offense (*to Moxxie*) but who in their right mind would listen to someone who sings like a possum in labor? Again , no offense , Moxxie.

Moxxie:{off-screen} none taken... and also... what?!

Loona: hey , is there a way I can come with you guys this time?

Blitzø: absolutely not , I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry , sweetie. Spring break is no place for young , vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!

Lee , Blitzø , Moxxie , Millie , and Loona simultaneously break the fourth wall by glaring disapprovingly at the camera-

Josuke: WHOA THERE! (*jumps in front of the screen and smiles sheepishly*) Sorry about that! Technical difficulties everyone! Please STAND by , I'll fix this up in a jiffy!
Crazy Diamond!

Josuke shouts out as his stand , Crazy Diamond , appears and begins fixing the 4th wall.

Josuke: (*turns to you*) sorry for the interruption! Later!

Josuke screams out at you with a two finger solute before running off the screen.

Loona: well , I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along.

Blitzø: wait , say that again.

Loona: I can... blend in...?

Loona shrugs as she inquisitively tells Blitzø that she can disguise herself.

Millie: do you have a human disguise?

Loona: yeah. Don't you?

The Imps nervously look at each other, eyes side to side.

Loona: you three have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time... without human disguises?!

Millie: hey! What about Lee?!

Everyone turns to face Lee. Lee just shrugs.

Lee: well don't look at me!- I'm the one who chose to stick to the darkness and shadows!

Lee protests.

Blitzø: okay , new plan!

(A;N why are y'all screaming?)

Blitzø quickly scribbles on a piece of paper and hangs it on the easel. It shows Loona surrounded by humans with hearts around them.

Blitzø: Loonie can help lure the humans to us , and we'll take care of the rest. And Lee is on clean up duty , as always. Okay , how about that?

Millie: flawless logic.

Moxxie: I think you're missing the biggest issue , sir. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!

Blitzø: I got that covered , Mox.

Later , Blitzø puts up a ratty flyer reading "Spring Break Victim , 50% Off!" with drawings of Blitzø , a dead victim and horses. Blitzø walks to Moxxie.

Blitzø: now... we wait.

Moxxie: sir... there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled , bad grammar flyer!

Moxxie and Blitzø look to see demons lining up , including Travis, looking at the flyer. Blitzø grins smugly and elbows Moxxie. Blitzø strolls toward the other demons.

Blitzø: now , who's first?

Lee: (*looks down from the office window with his hands planted on it*)

Lee screams out at the fact he's going to spend most of what's left of the day to clean up.

---

The scene cuts to a beach in the human world. People happily walk around , relax and talk. Blitzø , Moxxie , Millie and Loona hide behind coral-covered rocks under a dock.

Blitzø: now , remember , we can't be seen , alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic , so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em. You got the list , Loonie?

Loona skims a long list in her hands and gives it a sniff.

Loona: got it.

Loona stands up and in a swirling flash of blue light , she transforms into a human version of herself. The imps stare in shock.

Blitzø: ohhhhh , Loonie, look at you. You look...downright awful!

Loona glares at Blitzø.

Blitzø: I am so proud. Now , fetch!

Loona peers in front of her, her target humans outlined in red in her vision. Loona smirks and strolls over to a tall man wearing sunglasses. She moves a finger toward his chest and gives him a flirtatious grin. She motions behind her and to a private alleyway. Loona leads him into the alleyway and leans against the wall. The man reaches out to grab her in lust but is shot in the head by Blitzø spying on the roof. He gives Loona a thumbs up.

In the next shot , a blonde man runs to her in an alleyway with a hungry lustful look on his face. He is caught in a noose by Blitzø. On a rooftop , a brown haired man leans in to kiss Loona , but Millie knocks him off the roof with a kick. The man falls into a dumpster that Moxxie slams shut. Loona walks with a fat man down the sidewalk and a flower pot crashes into his head. Blitzø kills a woman with a knife , Millie kills a white haired woman with a spiked baseball bat , another woman gets shot in the head.

Blitzø and the gang put the bodies in bloodstained dark trash bags , closing them. In the background , Millie jumps on another body.

Blitzø: that's nine kills in the bag! I like to see that waily snatch orgasm that many-

(*A;N Imagine the announcer with a surfer accent*)

Announcer: ALOHA! GOOD EVENING ALL PARTYGOERS! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! DUDES AND DUDETTES! HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAVING A FANTABULOUS TIME! CAN I GET YEEEAAAHH!? (*cups back of ear to hear the crowd*)

Crowd: YEEEAAAHH!

The crowd cheers.

Announcer: ALRIIIIGHT! Welcome one and all to the annual Spring Break singing contest! I want everyone to give a loud cheer and a warm welcome for our special guest this good evening! THE AMAZING , SPECTACULAR , THE ONE AND ONLY! VEROOOOOOSIKA MAYDAAAAAY!!!

The announcer screams as the crowd goes wild. Verosika walks on stage , taking the mic from the announcer and pushes him off the stage as he falls onto a rock. (A;N I was originally gonna make it broken glass bottles , but that's too cruel)

Announcer: (*in pain*) owwww. (*painfully coughs*)

Lee:

Verosika: alright , spring breakers! Y'all ready to get f*cked up and make some B*TCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!

The audience cheers. A fan boy rips his shirt that has her name written on his chest.

Fan boy: Verosika!

Verosika: this is your final boarding call. All aboard~

Verosika launches into "Vacay to Bonetown". "F*ck you Blitzo" appears on the screens. Blitzø growls like a rabid animal , foaming at the mouth.

Verosika: ♫ Pack your bags. Sun's out. Take a vacay , babe. Take it straight to bone town. ♫

The humans make out with others around them, they kiss , hug , and grind on each other. A disguised Milky shows a human a popsicle , courtesy of Lee , with semen-like saliva on it as several other succubi and incubi grin and sneak up on the humans as Verosika continues singing.

Verosika: {off-screen} ♫ V-time , free time , baby , relax. Self-care , no hair , Brazilian wax. Hornt up succu-bus to the beach. Catch some rays while catching some D. ♫

Blitzø: God DAMMIT! That b*tch started her goadish mating call! Now , she's gonna win all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up , anyone know where Lee is?!

A vomiting blonde man is seen next to Blitzø.

Blitzø: (*points to vomiting man*) he on the list , Loonie?

Loona: huh? Yeah... I- I think so.

A distracted Loona looks at Vortex guarding the stage.

Blitzø: good!

Blitzø takes out a red and black axe.

Blonde man: oh , whoa! What are you? A leprechau-

Lee comes in and knocks the blonde guy out with an ice-cream cart. Lee , seeing his mistake , backed up a bit.

Lee: whoops , (*looks at the knocked out blonde guy*) sorry about that there. (*sheepishly scratches mask*) That's what I get for trying to quickly push an ice-cream cart through sand.

Lee says , looking away.

(A;N nah , I feel like you did that on purpose consideringyou can just lift it no problem)

Blitzø: ... what the f*ck?

Blitzø asks questioningly as his mind took a few seconds to comprehend what he is seeing.

We now see Lee on screen , he is wearing an ice-cream man paper hat and a white apron covered in a few ice-cream stains. His mask is painted white in color with green , pink and blue dots.

We also see that he's covered head to boots in stickers. Some read "ICE-CREAM!" , "KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!" , "EAT YOUR VEGGIES!" , "PAT THIS MAN ON THE BACK!" , while others read "AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY" , "TASTE THE SWEETNESS AND THE LOVE!" , "ROCKY ROAD ICE-CREAM!"
And to top it all off , he wore a huge picture of an ice-cream on his back. There was also a giant ice-cream logo on the cart.

Lee: yeeaahh , after the whole meeting I figured I'd try to blend in on this one. Making money at the same time too. (this feels humiliating) So how's the mission going so far? I just want to get this charade over and done with.

Blitzø: it's going great! Just so long as Loonie... (*looks around*) Loonie? Wait , where-...?

Blitzø glances around to find Loona nowhere in sight. Her outline flashes. He panics.

Blitzø: wha- Wha- Wh- (*distraught , tears in his eyes*) WHERE'S MY BABYYYYYY?!?!

Millie: (*points to the stage*) look!

Loona is seen walking towards Vortex. Blitzø notices , and his fatherly dread quickly turns to seething anger. Loona checks her makeup as two men French kissing fall to the ground at her feet , and someone offscreen throws their bikini top which lands on Loona's head. Lee is selling ice-cream within the crowd.

The fanboy runs toward Verosika on stage as she sings the next chorus in "Vacay to Bonetown" but Vortex notices and punches him into the ground , head first. He drags the man away in the distance. Loona walks over toward Vortex , avoiding a French-kissing couple and tossing aside a bra, but is stopped by Josh , who smirks at her, eyebrows raised. She backhands him hard.

Verosika: now , who wants a piece of this?!

Verosika tosses her Beelzejuice bottle into the ocean , creating a golden spillage. A catfish surfaces , which ever so slowly starts growing into a monster.

Loona walks over nervously toward Vortex.

Loona: (*nervously*) heyyyy... you...!

Vortex: oh , hey. You're the hound workin' for my boss's freaky ex.

Loona: yeah. (*chuckles*) sorry if that's weird.

Vortex: it's cool. Her beef ain't mine and I'm not really paid enough to care. (apart from Lee , but that's a different story)

Loona: (*nervously*) yeah! Yeah. I'm Loona!

Vortex: (*chuckles*) okay. (*mimics her nervous tone and smile*) I'm Vortex!

Loona: that's hot... I mean, like, literally, y'know, 'cause vortexes... y'know , they give off heat. Probably. Right? (*bites lip nervously*)

Vortex: uh , yeah (*chuckles*) I guess , but my friends call me Tex.

Loona: oh , yeah? I wish I had friends. (*chuckles nervously*) I mean... No , I mean , I don't... I... I don't have friends.

Blitzø arrives and stands between them.

Blitzø: am I... interrupting something?

Vortex: nah , man. Just having a conversation.

Blitzø: (*pokes Vortex*) "conversation" leads to HPV!

Moxxie and Millie hide behind metal barrels.

Moxxie: and... we've lost him. (*sighs*) It's looking like it's up to us to handle this list.

Millie: hell yeah! Team M and M , gettin' sh*t done , makin' the moneys!

Moxxie and Millie run off in the sunset and kill more people , starting with the ice cream shop before jumping over the rooftop to kill some more. Lee , from a distance , decides to watch a bit of the ordeal play out.

Loona: Blitzø , get the f*ck out of here! You're gonna get us all into sh*t!

Blitzø: I just wanted to see what was so important that you'd be distracted from your job. Also everyone's high as f*ck.

Loona: what? I can't have a break?

Blitzo: we have a parking spot on the line!

Vortex: hey , dude. Why don't you chill out?

Blitzø: why don't you stay out of it?! Okay , this is our business!

Blitzø holds up a drawing with his tail that shows a diagram of himself killing a human equaling money and earning money equaling a horse.

Blitzø: literally!

Loona: (*groans in frustration , fixes bangs*) f*ck , Blitzo! Why can't you stay out of my face for , like , five minutes?!

Blitzø: because I adopted you! And that should mean something!

Loona: oh , what does it matter?! You're not my real dad! I was almost eighteen!

Blitzø: it still counts!

Loona: well , it shouldn't! I didn't need you then , *sshole! I don't , now!

Lee: (alright , that's it)

Lee voices his thoughts as he starts walking towards Loona while pushing the ice-cream cart.

Lee: (she needs a talk. Either that OR another syphilis shot)

Millie and Moxxie hides behind a table with steel barrels of beer. Millie loads a crossbow as Moxxie takes it. Hopefully he won't be shooting a certain someone in the eye... AGAIN.

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*Flashback*
Lee:

*End of flashback*
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Moxxie then peeks over and prepares to shoot when a human man comes over and throws the beer can down.

Skool: wooo! Yeah! Party! Let's do thiiiss!

Skool knocks the cans aside , sending Moxxie and Millie into the air. Moxxie lands in front of dozens of people. A woman points at Moxxie in disgust.

Woman: eggggh! Oh my god , it's a f*cking possum!

Moxxie: oh , crumbs!

Moxxie tries to get away , but one of the partygoers catches him by the tail.

Skool: I got it!

Skool picks up Moxxie and shoves him into a barrel of beer. The group cheer about "beer possum" as they take turns volleying the barrel away. Moxxie drinks the beer inside in hopes of not drowning and gets drunk.

Skool: {off-screen} beer possum! Beer possum!

Partygoer: {off-screen} get ready to get f*cked up!

Partygoer: {off-screen} ready to get f****cked!

---

Loona tries to say something to the upset Blitzø , who crosses his arms.

Loona: uh... Blitzø... I'm-

Blitzø: enjoy your break , Loonie. I'm gonna go kill someone!

Loona: ugggh...

Vortex: damn , girl. That was savage. (*places a comforting hand on her shoulder*) you okay?

Loona: (*blushes*) yeah , I'm fine. He'll get over it. He always does.

Vortex: (*chuckles*) I'm glad you could stick up for yourself , at least. Mmm! Takes guts.

Loona: thanks.

Lee: ... not sure if he will though. He doesn't lighten up very easily.

Loona:

Lee speaks up as Loona yelps from his presence. She hadn't forgotten that syphilis shot he gave her.
Vortex smiles wider and shakes Lee's hand.

Vortex: really wasn't expecting you to be here. Seeing you three times in one day , can't be coincidence.

Lee: I mean that's my job , to clean up messes. I have to be there.

Loona: so... mind telling us where you got those from-?

Loona asks , gesturing the stickers , outfit and ice-cream cart.

Loona: -'cause you look like a literal clown.

(A;N Loona , stop hating on the fit!)

Lee: don't look at this the wrong way or anything. I knocked out the owner when we arrived. I left his clothes on , don't worry.
I'll return the cart , hat and apron once we're finished... but I'm still keeping 20% of his profit , 30% if there are more customers which there will be. Though I'm starting to think I should've been handing out packets of condoms too.

Loona secretly blushes and Vortex's eyes widen.

Vortex: oh yeah? Heh. What for?

Lee: we're surrounded by hormone fuelled adults and minors. (*strokes beak in thought and secretly glares at Loona*) I'm basically trying to save them from becoming parents because of those bad choices. You have no idea how many I stopped when we first arrived (better keep an eye on your drinks , ladies)

Vortex tilted his head. He never really thought Lee would still care about humans. Everyone goes to Hell for a reason and yet he can't even pin point Lee's reason for being there.

From the looks of it , he doesn't look like a person who would outright kill anyone. That would most likely happen out of self defence. So... what's his reason for being sent to Hell?

Vortex: never thought you cared so much.

Lee shrugs.

Lee: it's only natural. I was once human myself. I may be a Demon now... but at heart I will always be... (*puts hand on chest*) human.

Lee turns to look at Loona.

Lee: you already know that Blitzø is just concerned for your safety , Loona. Even if you're 22 or 18 , you're still a child at heart... A wild heart.

(A;N I searched it up and it says that Loona is 22 years old in demon years)

Loona: you don't understand what it's like! I don't need him smothering me 24/7!

Lee: you say he smothers you and yet you still have free time to text on your phone , you get to sleep majority of the day , Blitzø allows you to consume large amounts of alcohol , he sleeps on a couch while you sleep on a bed , and even though you're adopted he still sees you as his own.
He gives you a lot of freedom many others don't have.
Need I say more?

Loona: ...

Lee: my point stands. But I need you to think crucially about this. Considering his background and history , I'd say he's actually done a very good job at raising you. Savvy?

With a tip of his hat , Lee begins walking back to the crowd , but before he does that...

Lee: oh and Vortex (*looks back at Vortex*) catch (*tosses something*)

Vortex catches the objects Lee tosses him. He opens his hand revealing three Whopper marble sized balls. Each ball has the engravings "A.B.B" in red into each of them.

Vortex: what are these?

Lee: (*smiles*) you'll find out soon.
(*goes to the crowd*) 🎶 don't yooouuu forget about meeeee 🎶

Lee sings the last of his sentence with a bow before a partygoer blocks Lee from Loona and Vortex's sight. Then Lee disappears as the partygoer walks by. Vortex pockets the balls and turns to Loona who is fidgeting with her hair.

Vortex: you sure you're okay?

Loona: I don't know. It's... it's just that he's kinda... right in a way?

Loona says , sitting down on the sand and starts drawing Blitzø and herself.
Vortex , seeing that no one is trying to pull a move on Verosika , sits down with her.

Loona: I've never really had any parents growing up. And Blitzø adopting me wasn't something I expected to happen. I don't why understand why he wouldn't just let me be normal.

Vortex: (*chuckles*) define "normal".

Vortex quotes.

Loona: y'know , NORMAL. Making friends , entering a relationship and then breaking that relationship because one of you cheated on each other. Make some bad choices , but things still turn out better in the end. Sneaking out when you're not supposed to , but you don't have to worry because your friends are there to back you up and you all learned your lesson.

Loona starts saying rapidly causing Vortex to put his finger on her lips.

Vortex: hmmm , kinda sounds like you were planning all that. But that's also the thing about life , you can only control the direction you go in , you can't change it or control it to suit yourself or circumstances. I would know. Maybe give your pops a chance , see what happens.

Loona smiles.

Loona: maybe...

We see the picture Loona drew in the sand. Loona wipes away a tear before wiping the picture away and stands up. Vortex stands up as well.

Loona: thanks for the advice.

Vortex: heh , don't thank me , thank your uncle. Say... wanna go get an ice-cream with me real quick before I work again. I'm payin'. It sure is a hot evening.

Loona: DO I!?- I mean sure... cool , cool.

Lee: (*standing from the crowd*) (I knew she would listen to him , honestly that went better than expected... hmm?)

Lee looks through the crowd and sees a familiar face.

Eddie:

(A;N that cut though)

It is none other than Eddie himself , just happily playing in the sand.

Lee lifts up the ice-cream cart and pushes through the crowd.

(A;N If you're wondering why everyone is not reacting to Lee , as I said before it's most likely they're all drunk)

Lee: that's a nice sand castle you built. Reminds me of my childhood.

Eddie: Lee?!

Eddie jumps up and jogs over to give Lee a hug before letting go.

Lee: hey there. Long time no see. How's life going?

Eddie: it's going good. Moved to a new school a while back. Bought a new house too , but at the same time... I do miss my old teacher. (*sits on the sand and Lee does the same thing*)

Lee: yeah... I heard. Sorry about your loss.

Eddie: eh , no need to. She's in a far better place now. (*looks up at the sky*)

(A;N If only he knew)

Lee , seeing Eddie's mood , takes out some ice-cream from the cart and gives it to him.

Lee: here (*hands Eddie the ice-cream*) As a sorry for spoiling your mood.

Eddie: (*smiles*) thanks.

Lee: no problem. Also no need to pay. (*looks around*) Say , where's your moth-?(*holds head in pain*)

Eddie notices how Lee holds his head in pain as a very sharp ringing is heard on-screen.

Eddie: you okay?

Lee: it's nothing. Just been having a few headaches lately.

Eddie: maybe take a few paracetamols when you have a chance. It's what my mom takes after a long day of work.

Lee: will do (*takes hand off of his head*)

Eddie: if you're asking about her she's over there taking a nap.

Eddie thumbs at the umbrella which we see Eddie's mother asleep.

Lee: (*stands up*) ... so... I know this is sudden and all , but I need a small incy wincy itty bitty favor.

Eddie: what is it?

Lee takes out a piece of paper from one of his pockets and hands it to Eddie.

Lee: behind the stage there is a man. I need you to give that note to him. You'll know it's him when you see his bizarre attire. At the same time (*puts gloved hand on Eddie's shoulder*) stay AWAY from ANY of the partygoers , kick a few nuts if you have to.

Eddie: so you're sending a kid to deliver a note while trying to avoid a crowd of drunk and h*rny partygoers? (*sarcastically*) Reeeeaaaal smart.

Lee: ... I'll give you special limited edition ice-cream? Free of charg-

Eddie quickly speeds off to the stage with a smile on his face.

Lee: and don't worry! I'll be watching you from over here... in case you get in trouble!

Lee shouts out to Eddie who gives a thumbs up.

---

Millie runs behind a few stacks of beer kegs toward a wobbling barrel. She opens it and the barrel tips over. Moxxie burps as the beer spills out onto the ground.

Millie: Moxxie!

Moxxie: (*drunk*) Millieee! Hiiii! Hey. Hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss 'em. (*Makes smooching noises*)

Millie picks up the drunken Moxxie.The fish monster finally emerges from the ocean. The partygoers , Lee , Verosika and her group see the monster.

Lee quickly takes off the apron and hat , and takes out his own and putting it on. Seeing a human relaxing in the sun , as quickly as he could , Lee manages to reach him and snatches him up before he gets crushed. Lee proceeds to knock him out. Can't have a lot of people witnessing this.

The humans scream and run away at the sight of the fish monster. Blitzø looks at the monster as he finishes choking another man. The fish monster roars.

Moxxie: (*drunk*) ooooh! Fish.

The monster wraps its tongue around Moxxie, pulls him closer and closes its mouth.

Moxxie: (*drunk*) hehehe... Weeeeee...

*At the same time*
---

A scream could be heard nearby and Lee is the first to respond. Lee turning towards the source sees Eddie sitting next to his mother , paralyzed with fear. Upon closer inspection , she is bleeding from her head. A concussion , no doubt. Lee runs over.

Lee: Eddie!

Eddie breaks out of his stupor and looks at Lee with a happy and relieved face.

Lee: is your mothe- (*winces in pain*) okay?!

Eddie: (*teary eyed*) I don't know what happened. I was building a sand castle when a rock hit her on the head out of nowhere!

Eddie cries out with tears in his eyes.

Lee: I'll take care of her. You focus on directing people to stage!

Eddie: why?

Lee: you'll find out soon! Just GO!

Eddie hesitates for a second and looks at his mother and nods , leaving Lee with Eddie's mother. Lee summons his pocket dimension on the sand. It looks like sticky , black mud. He takes out his bag with a bit of the black substance clinging onto it.

Lee: my hand are going to hurt after this.

---

Millie spots a spring breaker with a cocktail and kills him with a knife. She lights a cloth on fire and tosses a molotov cocktail at the fish. The fish loses balance and falls down. Millie rushes into the ocean and slices up the fish's body with her knife.

She pries open the monster's mouth , seeing Moxxie punching and scratching the monster's uvula. She reaches out her hand toward Moxxie , who briefly gives her a high five. She grabs hold of him and slices the tongue , freeing both of them. Moxxie smiles , closes his eyes and spreads his arms as he flies. He lands into Blitzø's arms.

A human man celebrates after avoiding getting hit from the tongue , but Blitzo kills him with his flintlock out of sheer annoyance. Moxxie laughs hysterically.

Inside of the monster's mouth, Millie punches the tongue as the monster spits her out as Millie starts wrestling with it.

Moxxie: I love that woman~ (*his tail makes a heart shape*)

Blitzø: oh , she totally pegs you , doesn't she?

Millie leaps into the air with her knife and lands inside the monster. She slices off his stomach from the inside before tiredly making her way back to shore.
She wipes the mixture of blood , sea water and sweat off of her face , breathing with relief.

But that moment of vulnerability costed her dearly. Millie is suddenly grabbed by a tentacle and slammed into the sand , breaking a few of her ribs , before she is flung into the air.

The monster has several injuries , all of which start closing up. It gives a loud roar once again.
Millie starts falling towards the ground , blood trickling from her mouth. She grew closer and closer to the earth. Before impact , she is caught by a figure cloaked in black smoke , and this figure is none other than Lee.

(A;N might as well add speed surgery to his skills)

Lee hands the injured Millie over to Blitzø along with a half conscious and drunk Moxxie.

Lee: get them to safety. (*cracks neck with a sickly crunch*) I'm going fishing.

The fish monster roars loudly again. Only one thing was clear in all of this. It was the fact that this fight is only getting started.

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