Charlie Morningstar: Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates, known as Heaven. It was ruled by beings of pure light. Angels that worshiped good and shielded all from evil. Lucifer was one of these angels. He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation. But, he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven. For they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world.
The narrator, Charlie Morningstar, begins to tell a story of how the universe was created by beings called Angels, and as the narration goes on, the images shows the silhouette of her father, Lucifer Morningstar, creating fireworks, which draws the ire wrath of the angels for his behavior.
Charlie: So, he watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their ways. From the dust of Earth, they created Adam and Lilith. Equals as the first of mankind, but despite this, Adam demanded control, and Lilith refused to submit to his will. She fled the Garden. Drawn in by her fierce independence, Lucifer found her and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love. Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity, offering the Fruit of Knowledge to Adam's new bride, Eve, who gladly accepted. But this gift came with a curse. For with this single act of disobedience, evil finally found its way into the Earth. With it, a new realm of darkness and sin. And the order Heaven worked to maintain was shattered.
The angels then created the place called Earth where they create the first humans, Adam and Lilith. Lilith rejected Adam and flees from the garden where she meet Lucifer, and fell in love. They came to Eve, Adam's new bride, to offer her an apple from a tree to bring free will to humanity, but the Earth was shattered by darkness that was unleashed by them.
Charlie: As punishment for their reckless act, Heaven cast Lucifer and his love into the dark pit he had created, never allowing him to see the good that came from humanity, only the cruel and the wicked. Ashamed, Lucifer lost his will to dream. But Lilith thrived, empowering demonkind with her voice and her songs. And as the numbers of Hell grew, so did its power. Threatened by this, Heaven made a truly heartless decision. That every year, they would send down an army, an Extermination, to ensure Hell and its sinners could never rise against them. But Lilith's hope remained. And her dream was passed down to their precious daughter, the Princess of Hell.
The angels banished Lucifer and Eve from Heaven and Earth, and into the depths of pit black and darkness realm now called Hell. While Lucifer stagnated, Lilith thrived and brought Hell to new heights, leading the angels to start the yearly Extermination, as population control for the overpopulated demons and sinners. As Charlie finishes narrating, she closes a book titled "The Story of Hell" and looks out to Pentagram City.
Charlie: Don't worry, Mom. I'll make you proud.
Charlie soberly looks out the window to Pentagram City burning to the ground.
Charlie then heard clapping. She turned and saw Vaggie and Y/N at the door.
The key Charlie is holding transforms into KeeKee who scampers away, and Charlie turns to Vaggie and Y/N in surprise.
Charlie: Aah! Oh, shit. Did you hear all that?
Vaggie: Uh, yeah. We were right there.
Charlie: Sorry. I get pre-tty worked up after an extermination happens. The story helps...
Y/N: I thought you were really great at your storytelling.
Vaggie: Ya. Are you okay?
She and Y/N sat down with Charlie.
Charlie: I'm fine. Just... thinking, ya' know? Family stuff.
Vaggie: Did you hear from your mom?
Charlie shakes her head in dismay.
Vaggie: Oof... how long has it been now?
Charlie: Not that long, only...seven....years, off doing something important, I'm sure! But, this kingdom was something she really cared about. Something I care about.
Y/N looked at Charlie with empathy.
Y/N: Seven years is a long time... Maybe she'll come back when she realizes how much has changed and how important this is to you.
Charlie held Y/N's hand and smiled.
Vaggie: Well, at least you're not alone.
Charlie: I just hope that what I'm trying to do here will work.
Vaggie: It will. I have faith in you.
KeeKee leaps into Charlie's arms as Vaggie stands up.
Vaggie: Alright, come on. Alastor says he has something to show us.
She walks out the room. As Vaggie leaves, a loud bell rings throughout the city, Charlie and Y/N turns to the Bell Tower at Heaven Embassy. Charlie looks on with sadness, knowing that it's another year before the Extermination comes again.
- - - -
Alastor: Well, hello there, you wayward Sinner! Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do, that's why you're in Hell! But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption! Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter, Charlotte Morningstar!
The TV turns static before it fixes itself to reveal a sinner stabbing another demon to death with a knife before Alastor caught their attention. As the camera rolls, scenes switches from the front of the Hazbin Hotel, to Charlie on camera and she waves at it before Angel Dust comes into view, putting two-fingers over the head prank behind her.
Alastor: Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands, as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you! Here we offer fun things, such as somewhat functional staff and 24-hour pest control. Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor! Enjoy riveting conversations with our two singular residents. Wow! All this, and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!
The camera turns to the bartender, Husk, who was clearly drunk, passing out on the ground as Niffty, the hotel maid, tries to stab and chase after a bug, and then to Angel Dust, with a support beam falling close to KeeKee, scaring the demon cat before running off, and Angel Dust flipping Alastor off, Y/N watching the Thomas and Friends episode "The Flying Kipper", and then the poor drawing of the hotel before the commercial ends.
Alastor turns off the television.
Alastor: So, what do you think?
On the couch, Charlie, Y/N, Vaggie were surprised of the commercial being poorly misleading and very offensive to their nature.
Sitting on the couch, Y/N was visibly tenses as the misleading and offensive commercial plays. His fingers start to tap rhythmically on the couch, a physical manifestation of his discomfort.
Vaggie throws a fit at Alastor.
Vaggie: I'm sorry. What the fuck was that?
Y/N: That was...something.
Charlie: Uh, Yeah. One note, Alastor, I mean, first off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but um, maybe the tone is a bit off. We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um...
Vaggie: Bad. The word you're looking for is bad.
Alastor: Funny. I was going for hilarious.
Vaggie: It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point.
Charlie: Vaggie is right Alastor, the commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them.
Y/N said nothing and held Charlie's hand.
Alastor: Well, my dear, I haven't been active in hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show, the proper medium to express oneself. But, you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement.
He taps the television twice with his microphone staff.
Alastor: So, I had a little fun with it.
Vaggie: Oh, fun? You had a little fun with it? Well, this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run this hotel. Instead, you're mocking us. Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time.
Y/N nodded his head.
Angel Dust raises his hand from the couch, catching everyone's attention.
Vaggie: What?
Angel Dust: If'n you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?
Angel Dust takes a bottle with one arm before pointing all three arms at himself., but Vaggie doesn't like it.
Vaggie: Angel, you're a porn star.
Y/N nodded again.
Angel Dust: A famous porn star, I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in.
Y/N nodded.
Vaggie: We are not filming a porn as a commercial.
Angel Dust: Why not? Sex sells don't it? I swear if you film me going at it with Mr. fancy talk creepy voice here, or Y/N, you'd be rolling in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel.
As he was explaining, Alastor appears right beside the couch next to Angel Dust and laughs with amusement.
Alastor: Ha ha. Never going to happen.
Y/N immediately hid behind Charlie and Vaggie.
Y/N: No thank you. I'm not good at performing.
Angel laughed and scoffed.
Angel Dust: Not good at performing? I've seen the movies you and Velvette were in. I didn't think a girls eyes could roll back like that. And I ain't never heard a woman scream in pleasure like that either. Plus, the way you had her begging "Stick it in please!" It was priceless. Not to mention how you took the phrase "Kiss my ass" literally. Might I also add how you were packing enough energy to go two hours straight?
Y/N was looking at him blushing and mentally screaming "That's personal!" And was angrily stimming. Charlie and Vaggie were blushing and looking at Y/N.
Y/N: In my defense, I didn't even know Valentino was filming me. And I thought Velvette was dressing up as a School girl, flight attendant, witch, lifeguard, reporter, train conductor, train inspector, passenger, Engine driver, firewoman, and making love to me because she was interested, and not because she and Valentino signed a fourteen picture deal. How was I supposed to know people were interested in seeing an Overlord naked?
Vaggie: You didn't know you were being filmed?
Y/N: No. He had cameras hidden in the room. I wanted to talk to Valentino to stop, but couldn't think of anything, they got onto me about it and pointed out all my flaws, and I really didn't know what to say. Except I didn't like getting exploited.
Charlie: And Angel, I really don't want to exploit you like Y/N was.
Angel Dust: Oh, please, baby. This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs. I got the lung capacity. Oh, I got the legs. The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits.
Charlie chuckles nervously until Charlie's phone rings from Lucifer.
Charlie: Hold that thought! I'll be right back.
Angel Dust: I could keep going all night, baby. And Y/N, if you want advice on how to get back at someone, just point out all their mistakes.
While Angel drinks his beer, Charlie breathes nervously and answers the call.
Charlie: Hello? Dad?
Angel Dust: Hey, I have a question. If freaky face over there is so powerful, then why can't he just make people stay here?
Alastor: Oh, trust me,
Smiles in a mischievously creepy look with dark magic.
Alastor: -I can.
Y/N hugged Vaggie's arm.
Husk: Why do you think I'm here?
Y/N looked at Husk at the bar.
Husk: You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?
As Husk cleans a bottle, Niffty pops up from behind the counter with a hand raised.
Nifty: I like being forced. I like imagining Y/N forcing me.
Husk: Keep that to yourself, Nif.
Y/N shuttered uncomfortable.
Angel Dust: What? You don't love being here with me, Whiskers?
Husk: Call me Whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat.
Y/N hid behind Vaggie. She looked at him and gave him a reassuring look. She rubbed his head.
Angel Dust: Kinky. Come on, keep talking dirty.
Vaggie: Angel. Let Husk do his job. And, no, we can't force sinners to stay here. They need to choose to.
Angel Dust: I'm choosing to be here and I think it's all stupid. We're in hell, toots. That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?
Y/N: I like it here...
Angel Dust: You like everything. Even those straight to dvd movies.
Vaggie: Well, Maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible.
Angel Dust places a hand on Vaggie's shoulder, giving her a deadpan expression while the latter makes the same one.
Angel Dust: Hey, whatever means I can keep crashing here rent-free. Crack is expensive.
Charlie, after the phone call, she seemed really happy with the news her father brought to her.
Charlie: Yeah, I can totally, yeah. I'll head over there right away. Okay?
Charlie hangs up the phone and gasp in excitement.
Charlie: Yes...YES!
Charlie giggles in excitement when she hears about the news until she calls Vaggie in gibberish, waving very franticly that freaks Vaggie out.
Charlie: Vaggie! Holy, shit!
Vaggie: Ah! what?
Charlie waves her to come to her for some exciting news.
Charlie: *mumbling excitedly* get over here!
Vaggie sighs happily, sat Y/N on the couch, and kissed his cheek, and comes to Charlie while she is jumping around in a very happy mode. As Angel Dust drinks in the background, Vaggie meets Charlie behind.
Vaggie: What's going on?
Charlie breathes in and out to calm her nerves so she can explain, but she was explaining so fast due to her excitement.
Charlie: My dad just called, he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet. He asked if I could go instead.
Charlie hyperventilates and grabs Vaggie to get up close. Vaggie, however, was confused since the Angels were already done with their extermination and won't be back for another year.
Vaggie: But-but, the extermination just happened. What could they want this soon after-
As Vaggie went on, Charlie was in the mood to get her hotel project to work, and remains hopeful that she starts singing.
Charlie has gotten to right where she wants to be: the Heaven Embassy with the watchtower. She opens the door to peek inside.
Charlie: Hello!
Charlie enters through the door and finds the whole embassy deserted. She walks to the front desk to check in.
Charlie: Hello? Creepy...
Charlie comes to the front desk with no one but a single bell. She taps the bell to ring it, and at the instant, a golden scroll and feather ink pen floats from above over to her.
Charlie: Oh, okay...Also creepy.
The scroll and feather flies up before disappearing. Right then, the twin doors slide open to show Charlie the meeting room, and she enters inside the dark room with no one around.
Charlie: Uh...hello? Is anyone here?
The lights suddenly switched on, revealing two angels at the end of the room, with one being a exorcist lieutenant, Lute and the big boss leader of the Angel Army, Adam, who is eating a rib in his hand.
Adam: 'Sup!
Charlie: Holy, shit!
Charlie immediately fell down after getting surprised by the sudden appearance of two angels in the room. She gets back up and readjusts herself to introduce herself properly.
Charlie: Hi, I'm Charlie. My dad asked me if I could meet you.
Adam: Yeah, I know.
Charlie: Okay, well.
Adam eats his rib like a buzzsaw.
Charlie: It's nice to meet you.
Adam: Totally. It's nice to meet you, too.
Adam reaches over to give Charlie a handshake, and as she was about to shake his hand, her hand slips right through, revealing him to be a hologram, fizzing on and off after being touched, which freaks Charlie out.
Adam: Ha! I fucking got you. Did you see that?
Lute nods once.
Adam: Ha. Good shit.
Charlie was trying to get something straight with Adam being a hologram.
Charlie: Uh...so, wait. You aren't here?
Adam: No, you think I'd come down there? No, I mean, I love the vibe, totally, I love your tunes. Pretty fucking hardcore, don't get me wrong. But! it's such a bummer! man. Everything down there's just so "eugh", ya know? Ew.
Charlie: Right. So, I'm happy we've got this opportunity to meet. There's a project that I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about-
Adam puts his finger on Charlie's lips to quiet her down for a moment.
Adam: Hey, hey, hey, hey, slow down. We've got time. How about we get to know each other a little. Mmm. How about lunch? You hungry? I got you.
Adam takes a plate of ribs he's been eating toward Charlie.
Adam: Here's my personal favorite. You'll love it.
Charlie: Uh...thanks.
Charlie went to take a piece of a rib, but her hand past right through them, also revealing to be a hologram, as they fizz on and off from the touch, and Adam laughs.
Adam: I got you again, bitch! Fuckin' hilarious!
Charlie makes a small unamused chuckle alongside Adam's hyper laughter.
- - - -
At the Hazbin Hotel, the workers and residents are summoned by Vaggie to discuss their poorly misleading commercial. Angel Dust is constantly looking at Husk with seductive gaze while Husk is glaring daggers at him. Y/N was playing his 3DS.
Vaggie: Okay, so, Charlie is dealing with something very important, so while she's gone, we are making a new commercial. One that represents her vision and what we're doing here. So, we need a camera. Alastor?
Alastor snaps a finger to conjure up a camera for Vaggie; however, the camera is a folding-type old camera from the 1930s with no recording films at that time. Vaggie is unamused.
Vaggie: A video camera?
Alastor: Hmmm.
Despite his extreme distaste for modern technology, Alastor adheres to Vaggie's request and snaps his finger again, conjuring up a video camera that's poorly used with pieces of tape stuck together.
Vaggie: Alright! Let's do this!
Vaggie first began filming Y/N. Vaggie excitedly hands Y/N a script, setting up the camera for the commercial shoot.
Vaggie: Action, Y/N! Tell them about the Hazbin Hotel.
As the camera rolls, Y/N freezes, his eyes darting nervously between the script and the lens. He stumbles over his lines, his words coming out in fragments.
Y/N: Uh, h-hi, I'm Y/N of the Hazbin Hotel... It's, um, a place for... redemption? And, uh, demons... uh, seeking a second chance?
Vaggie, behind the camera, offers a supportive smile, encouraging Y/N to continue despite his visible discomfort.
Y/N, feeling the pressure, continues to read the script with visible signs of nervousness. His gaze shifts away from the camera intermittently, and he speaks with a monotone voice, showcasing the typical reactions of an autistic individual when faced with heightened stress and anxiety.
Y/N: Uh, Hazbin Hotel is, um, a place where... demons can, you know, find a path to... redemption. It's like, uh, a second chance for them to, um, change their... well, bad habits, I guess?
Vaggie continues to film, recognizing Y/N's efforts and providing support.
Vaggie: Great start, Y/N! Let's try that again. Take a deep breath. You've got this.
Y/N, despite his efforts, continues to stumble nervously over the lines. Sensing his growing discomfort, Vaggie steps forward, placing a reassuring hand on his shoulder.
Vaggie: It's okay, Y/N. Take your time. Just speak naturally, like you're talking to a friend. We're not in a rush.
Vaggie kissed his cheek. Y/N smiled.
Vaggie: If you want, we can try your part again later.
Y/N nodded.
The camera switched to the bar, recording the bar scene with Husk behind the counter reading a script in his claws with Angel Dust at the opposite counter. The camera whirrs back to get a better focus of the two.
Vaggie: And...Action!
Husk carefully reads the lines on his script, bringing the script closer to read.
Husk: "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Can I help with anything?"
Angel Dust: "I've been a bad boy, and I need a big, strong daddy to put me in my place...on the path to redemption!"
Husk groans with displeasure and read the script again.
Husk: "Well, you come—"
Angel Dust: "Oh, yes!"
Y/N: Oh my.
Husk: "to the right place."
Vaggie had it, and stopped recording.
Vaggie: Cut! Okay, Angel, I need you to be less horny if possible, and Husk, can you maybe not have a script in front of your face.
Husk: I ain't no actor! I can't memorize this shit!
Angel Dust: Well, we could improv this shit, baby cakes. Rrawwr.
Husk gets irritated by Angel Dust and shoves him out of the counter painfully hard.
Husk: Whoops.
Husk grabs a bottle and drinks it.
Vaggie: Husk, come on.
- - - -
Charlie's meeting with Adam, she's looked bored, propping herself on her elbows while listening to Adam exaggeratingly boasting himself and his sex life. The camera cuts to Adam.
Adam: So, I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and it's like, "do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick!" All dicks descend from me. You think you want drummer dick? No way! I'm the Dick-fuckin' master! So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?
Charlie: Wait, your name is Adam? Like the first man Adam, that means you...Oh....
Charlie puts the pieces together, realizing this is the reason why her mother left him, making her wince.
Charlie: That explains so much...
Adam: I know. I fucking rock.
Charlie brushes off the awkwardness from Adam and gets to her subject of matter in hand.
Charlie: Well, Adam, sir. Mr. Adam, sir.
Adam: Call me, Dickmaster.
Charlie: Adam. You seem like a smart...well, stand up guy.
Adam: Uh-huh.
Charlie: And I know you are the leader of the angels. And you are a big thinker, a revolutionary. A— A genius!
Adam: I mean, your words, babe.
Charlie: Who would really love to put his name on something.
Adam: Fucking love putting my name on shit! Shit's the best!
Charlie: It's a solution to our biggest problem!
Adam: Oh, Herpes. Yeah, that's a bitch.
Charlie: No! Our... other biggest problem.
Adam: Oh...uh..ugly people? Math? Global Warming? Nah, wait, that's Earth's problem.
Charlie stares at Adam with deadpan annoyance at how ignorant he is.
Adam: Ummm...
- - - -
Niffty: Stab! Stab! Stab!
Niffty tries to stab a bug. She tries to stab the bug, but misses, and starts stabbing the bug multiple times before Y/N and Vaggie stops her.
Vaggie: Alright Niffty, Niffty. Niffty! Your line is "We have the cleanest rooms", okay?
Niffty: Got it. I'm ready.
Vaggie turns the camera to Niffty.
Y/N: Action...
Upon saying action, instead of saying the line, Niffty freezes and stares blankly at the camera without a breath or blinking from the scene. Vaggie panels away, looking puzzled. Angel also peers in. Close up on Niffty making a blank stare with a ominous shrinking pupil. Angel slowly backs away, already creeped out.
Vaggie: Uhh, cut.
Niffty snaps out of it and back to her cheerful self and giggles.
Niffty: How was that?
Vaggie: Well, Niffty you actually have to say the line, so let's roll again.
Niffty: Ok!
Vaggie: Action!
Niffty freezes again, leaving Vaggie irritated, as Angel comes close to her face.
Angel Dust: You're doing great, Vagina.
Vaggie: Cut! Alright, uhh maybe we can try to fix it in post.
Angel Dust: Do you even know what that means?
Vaggie: I'll figure it out!
Y/N: I'm sorry, Vaggie. I don't think I can help. Computers were never my thing, and, uh, that's actually why I got kicked out of high school... just never really understood them.
Vaggie places a hand on his shoulder.
Vaggie: It's ok, I can figure it out.
Later Vaggie was sitting in front of a broken TV, watching the poorly edited shots of the commercial. Y/N was sitting with her for support. She groans with frustration before Alastor enters the room.
Alastor: Seems like you're having a bit of a trouble there, hmm?
Y/N: Ah! You startled me...
Vaggie: Ugh, este pendejo (this asshole)... Why are you even here?
Alastor takes a seat on a couch next to her.
Alastor: For the entertainment.
Alastor's shadow slips out of his form before reappearing behind the couch, making laughing gestures.
Alastor: I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and fail spectacularly, like you are doing now. Good job!
Y/N: Ouch
Vaggie was getting ticked off by Alastor and his carefree insults, stands up and turns the camera toward him.
Vaggie: And here is Alastor, the egocentric piece of shit that—
As Vaggie was viewing the camera scene up to Alastor's face, the video camera glitches violently from green to red and Vaggie freaks out, dropping the static camera on the floor.
Vaggie: UGH!
Alastor: I wouldn't try that, my dear. This face was made for radio.
Y/N: That's good...I think.
As Alastor explains, his pupils turn into the shape of radio dials, and the scene goes nearly static before fixing itself back to normal on Y/N and Vaggie. Vaggie has had it with Alastor's insults and walks up to him.
Vaggie: That's it. I don't care who or what you are. If you're staying here, you're going to make this work, because it won't be so (imitating Alastor's voice) "entertaining" (back to normal voice) to watch over an empty hotel, will it, shitass?
As Vaggie returns to her chair with Y/N next to her, Alastor approaches her.
Alastor: Fair enough. I'll tell you what. Let's make a deal.
Vaggie: Pfft, you think I'm that stupid making a deal with a demon like you?
Y/N: Is that bad?
Vaggie: Yes, deals with him are bad.
Alastor: Not for your soul, just a simple deal. I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television technology ever again.
Vaggie had second thoughts of letting Alastor do the work for her.
Alastor: Or...Charlie can come back to absolutely nothing. Your choice.
Vaggie glances away for a brief moment before making her decision.
Vaggie: Fine.
Vaggie picks up the camera and gives it to Alastor, which he evaporates it with a clap of his hand.
Y/N:
Alastor: Now then!
Alastor snaps his finger and transforms the hotel into a film set with the hotel staff into a 50s style film crew. Ink demons conjure up as additional background characters.
Vaggie: Alright everyone, let's make a fucking commercial.
- - - -
Charlie was feeling exasperated with another of Adam's questionable rants of women and his masculinity.
Adam: When you take her out for the fifth time and she still expects you to pay the check but you're like,"Hey, I thought you wanted equality."
Charlie: NO! our shared problem of overpopulation in Hell!
Adam: Ohh, well that's not a problem! We got that covered! Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?
Lute: Got a good 275 this year, sir.
Adam: 275? Woah! Badass! Awesome job, danger tits! Pound it.
Adam raises a fist for Lute to make a fist-bump, which she did.
Charlie: Uh no, not awesome. Those are my people, you know that right?
Adam: Oh yeah. That must suck for you!
He bursts into laughter.
Charlie: But these are souls...Humans souls just the same as the ones you have up in heaven.
Lute: They're not the same. They had their chance and they earned damnation.
Charlie: You're wrong. Sinners made mistakes, sure, but everyone makes mistakes.
Lute: Angels don't make mistakes.
Charlie: You really think that.
Lute: I know that.
Adam: Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fuckin' life.
Charlie looked at him and remembered with Angel said about quitting out people's mistakes.
Charlie: I can name two, Cain and Abel! Ha!
Adams face fell, and one of his eyes started twitching.
One hour of uninterrupted crying later
Lute: What the hell is your problem?!! Bringing up his kids like that!?
Charlie: I'm so sorry! He was acting like a jerk this entire meeting! I didn't think he would react like this!
As Lute comes around the table, the room turns slightly darker with ominous red.
Lute: The only reason you're still here is because daddy gave you and your hellborn kind a pardon from an exorcist blade. How does that feel, to know how little you matter?
Adam sniffed and straightened himself upright.
Adam: Ok, almost out of time. Guess we should get into it.
Charlie: Oh fuck!
Charlie rushes to present her plan as fast as she could.
Charlie: Okay I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time and I feel like you weren't hearing me before so here it goes.
Despite being a hologram, Adam grabs Charlie and throws her right out of the door.
Charlie: Um, wait, you-you— Ugh, SHIT!
Before Charlie tries to get to Adam, the door closes while he continues to do a guitar solo shredding. Defeated, Charlie slams a fist on the door before the scene cuts to black.
- - - -
Charlie sadly returns to the hotel. Vaggie runs to her and hugs her.
Vaggie: Charlie! How did it go, did they listen?
Charlie: Oh, they sure did hear it But-
Vaggie: Oh come here, we have something exciting to show you.
Vaggie leads Charlie to the group. Charlie sat down next to Y/N.
Vaggie: Alastor pulled some strings and it's about to air.
Alastor: I pulled a few limbs too, hahaha
Charlie: Wait, the commercial? You all made a new one?
Y/N nodded his head without hesitation.
Angel Dust: Yeah, one of my better performances if I do say so myself.
Charlie: That's... that's amazing.
Angel Dust: Sshh, it's starting.
Vaggie (On TV): Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel -
TV cuts to the News report. The group except Alastor and Niffty get annoyed and angrily complain.
Katie Killjoy: Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next Extermination is happening sooner than ever before. Do you know what that means, Tom?
Tom Trench: No, what does that mean, Katie?
Katie Killjoy: It means we're all royally fucked!
Screaming can be heard from Sinners as the time on the Clock Tower reduces to 176 days till the next Extermination.
Y/N:
Angel: Wait, what? Why?!
- - - -
A drone scours an area until it finds a dead Exorcist corpse with its head missing. The drone scans the corpse.
Lute: We found the body, sir. They've never managed to kill one of us before. We should just go down there now and destroy them!
Adam: No, no. We can't risk them catching on. But, don't worry, when we come back, there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again!
Adam destroys the projector, causing its light to disappear only showing Adam's glowing evil smile.
Emily (LAST harem addition. I swear! Unless Rosie is lovable enough, that I don't know?)