Taiju
Merry Christmas everyone
May Jesus be with u and protect all your asses cuz I will not
Yn
U better fucking pray that Jesus will protect u from me
Hakkai
She woke up on the wrong side of the bed
Baji
Yeah somehow she always ends up waking up on the floor
Either that or she wakes up in like the weirdest position
Yn
Yeah today I woke up like my head hanging off the bed and my legs like on the wall like wtf
Baji
I took pictures
Wanna see?
Yn
Keisuke no.
Baji
Keisuke yes.
[Insert pic of u in that position]
Smiley
Yay more blackmail :)
Mikey
I-
Draken
She looks half dead 💀
Angry
I'm sorry yn but i laughed
Yn
Keisuke~
Come here~
I promise I won't hurt u~
Baji
Fuck
Izana
Have fun dealing with her keisuke~
Chifuyu
Nah jit about to die 😟
Yn
No he won't :)
I'm just gonna have a friendly talk with him :)
Baji
I'm rlly gonna die
Chifuyu
Smiley getting flashbacks-
Smiley
I AM YOU
I SEE ME IN YOU
Baji
Not the time
Smiley
It's always the time for stray kids
Yn
Fine
Since Smiley said that and put me in a better mood
Let me show them that pic if u don't wanna die
Baji
GASP
U WOULDN'T DARE
Yn
U wanna die?
Baji
...
...
...
Fine.
Yn
Yay :)
OK lemme find it-
Chifuyu
Baji-san...
Smiley
Damn baji ur killing that outfit 😍
Mikey
💀
Draken
I'm sorry but like what 💀
Baji
Stfu
My mom made me
Mikey
Ur mom made u wear a maid dress 💀
Baji
Yes.
Chifuyu
My mom saw me cosplaying before
I think she called the church
Taiju
Oh I think I got a call for something like that before
Chifuyu
...
Smiley
Yn, my bestie, where do find pics like these
Yn
Secret Secret
Smiley
I'll pay u
Yn
How much
Smiley
$20 per pic
Yn
$50
Smiley
Done.
Yn
Ok
Wattpad
Smiley
I'll PayPal u or something
Yn
Hurry up asshole
I want my money
Angry
OK ik this us a bit late
But
Why did baji's mom make him wear a maid dress?
Baji
Angry
Don't ask
Smiley
The one time my brother asked an important question
Yn
Oh
He got high on some of sanzu's crack
So my mom took advantage of that and told him to wear that maid dress
Sanzu
I should give him more of that
Mikey
I thought baji would be smart enough to not take drugs
Yn
Like baji was ever smart 💀
Baji
STFU MAN I THOUGHT IT WAS CANDY
Sanzu
Wdym?
It is.
Baji
...
Fr?
Can I have some more then-
Chifuyu
OMFG-
Yn
This dumb fuck-
I'm telling mooom~
Baji
AH FUCK NO PLS DON'T
Yn
:)
I'm so sorry I haven't published in a while, I just have a lot on my plate recently and I just didn't have any motivation to do anything...
IMPORTANT PLS READ
I find the title of this book pretty cringe so I wanna change the name of it
If u have any name suggestions pls comment them down on this chapter and the comment with the most likes wins 🥳
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