Its Britney, Bitch
The Last Ferrari World Champion
Bwoah
Red Bull's Second Driver
Do you feel okay?
The Man Taken Out of Red Bull
Why wouldn't he feel okay?
Red Bull's Second Driver
Do you not see what I see, Seb?
Or are you like Fernando and are forgetting
things in your old age?
The Man Taken Out of Red Bull
I can see Kimi saying bwoah like usual
The Last Ferrari World Champion
He's forgetting things
Not as much as Fernando does though
Red Bull's Second Driver
I think that might be the longest message
I've ever seen you type
The Last Ferrari World Champion
Bwoah
Honey Badger
KIMIIIIIIIIII RAIKKONENNNNNN
Red Bull's Second Driver
DANIELLLLL RICCIARDOOOOOO
Honey Badger
FRANCESCAAAAAA LEWISSSSSSS
It doesn't really work with your name
French Baguette
Because her name is stupid
Honey Badger
PIERREEEEEEE GASLYYYYYYYY
Red Bull's Second Driver
I will castrate you with a teaspoon, Pierre
French Baguette
Seb I'm scared
The Man Taken Out of Red Bull
No one's name is as stupid as Charles'
The Smoothest Operator
HAHA TRUE
Il Presidento
MY NAME IS NOT STUPID
CARLOS YOU CANNOT TALK EITHER
Red Bull's Second Driver
Charles Marc Herve Perceval Leclerc
The Smoothest Operator
LORD PERCEVAL
Il Presidento
Really😒
The Last Ferrari World Champion
Francesca Celine Amelia Martin-Lewis
Red Bull's Second Driver
KIMI
YOU BETRAYED ME
The Last Ferrari World Champion
SEB MADE ME DO IT
The Man Taken Out of Red Bull
WHAT!?
NO I DIDN'T
Red Bull's Second Driver
Gonna go drive into the Monaco bay
Little Lando Norris
NO FRANCESCA
Honey Badger as renamed Little Lando Norris to 'Lando No-Rizz'
Lando No-Rizz
Seriously?
Honey Badger
Yep
Lando No-Rizz
I HAVE MORE RIZZ THAN FRAN DOES
Red Bull's Second Driver
EXCUSE YOU!?
I HAVE SO MUCH RIZZ THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE IT BECAUSE YOUR SO SMALL
Il Presidento
She saves her rizz for her French and Italian men
The First Part of French-Pine
🙄
French Baguette
🙄
Red Bull's Second Driver
I miss Antonio
Lando No-Rizz
He probably doesn't miss you
One Spanish Man
I am confused about what this 'rizz' is
Red Bull's Second Driver
FERNANDO YOU SHOULD KNOW
WITH YOUR TIK TOK PRESENCE
Il Presidento
FERNANDO'S TIK TOKS ARE THE BEST
One Spanish Man
I KNOW THEY ARE
Red Bull's Second Driver
Fernando we have to do them together
French Baguette
Do the griddy again
Lando No-Rizz
Your only saying that because she made you do it
Red Bull's Second Driver
I got thrown into the sea for that as well
Totally worth it
Lando No-Rizz
Damn right
The Man Taken Out of Red Bull
I am so confused
'09 Champ
I'M NOT
The Man Taken Out of Red Bull
Of course your not
'09 Champ
I pride myself on never being confused
about anything
Hammer Time No More
Except the reason why your car was fast
when the engine wasn't supposed to fit
the chassis
'Multi-21, Seb'
Everyone was thinking that in 2009
'09 Champ
Lewis is just pissy because he couldn't beat me
The Man Taken Out of Red Bull
He couldn't but I could
'09 Champ
Well you failed miserably at that mate
Had to wait a whole other year for your
first championship
The Man Taken Out of Red Bull
Who has four championships and who has one?
Hammer Time No More
I have seven
No one here can talk
Red Bull's Second Driver
My dad has nine actually
So technically I can talk on his behalf
Hammer Time No More
That's British Touring Cars though
Not F1
'09 Champ
You can't even get an eighth Lewis
Calm down on the saltiness
Honey Badger
I'd like some extra salt with those chips please
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"Loscar! My favourite rookies!"
"Hello Fran." Oscar Piastri laughs.
Francesca burst between him and his American friend who was also laughing at the energy the British woman held. Separating the two rookie friends, Francesca threw both her arms around their shoulders with a bright grin coating her lips.
"We're your favourite rookies?" Logan Sargent questions with a smile.
"Second favourite." Francesca grins cheekily.
"Second!?" Oscar gasps. "Now that's just mean!"
"Well Fernando has first! He's by far my favourite rookie!"
As Francesca grinned brightly, Oscar and Logan couldn't help but laugh.
The meme of Fernando Alonso being a rookie would never get old.
"Looking forward to media duties today?" Oscar grins.
"Well do I ever?" Francesca grumbles. "Lando told you?"
"He can't keep his mouth shut." Oscar shrugs.
"Oh I know - I've been dealing with him since karting."
"I always forget your younger than him."
"That surprises me, Lando will mention it whenever he gets the chance to."
Logan was still laughing as he was paraded through the paddock by Francesca.
It was the Thursday of the Saudi Arabian race weekend - which meant media duties. Many of the drivers had arrived to the track early that morning, of which was Francesca Lewis and Max Verstappen, with the former having to be dragged to the track by her trainer, Niki.
Their walk was interrupted by all three of phones going insane in their pockets. They paused in their tracks to check the devices only to sigh at the sight of the groupchat going insane about something or other. Francesca just tucked her phone back into her pocket, but not used to the chaos, Logan and Oscar both decided to see what was going on.
"Is it always like this?" Logan asks, showing Francesca the messages.
"Most of the time." Francesca says back, continuing to walk.
"Most of the time?" The American questions.
"Sometimes its Daniel at 2 in the morning because he's bored, other times its Mark and Jenson bickering about whether Sky Sports or Channel 4 is better." Francesca shrugs. "Or its Seb and Fernando gossiping."
"Sebastian and Fernando gossiping?" Oscar asks.
"It happens to much - don't ask."
"LEWIS! HANDS OFF MY TEAMMATE!"
"PISS OF LANDO!"
Lando Norris rushed forwards and pried Francesca's arm from Oscar's shoulders before tugging his teammate back a few steps to stand next to him, nearly knocking poor Oscar from his feet.
Logan raised his eyebrows whilst Lando childishly stuck both his middle fingers up at Francesca who shook her head in response but was unable to hide her smile.
"Go find your own teammate, Lewis!" Lando says cheekily.
"He's with his boyfriend." Francesca replies. "Where's your boyfriend got to?"
"I don't have a boyfriend." Lando's eyebrows furrow in confusion.
"I swear your slower than Charles sometimes, bloody hell."
"She means Carlos." Oscar informs his teammate.
"Ohhhhh Carlos!" Lando gasps in realisation. "No idea."
"Very helpful, thank you, Lando." Francesca rolls her eyes.
"Your so welcome!" Lando grins.
Francesca's face falls into a deadpan look as Oscar was struggling to hide his laughter. The woman turned to the Williams driver next to her who looked at her as well.
"I suggest you run and get away from the crazed McLaren driver whilst you can." She mutters.
"Will do, chief." Logan laughs, saluting.
"I'll see you lot later!" Francesca shouts, walking away from the trio.
"Where are you going!?" Oscar shouts. "Don't leave me with him!"
"Hey!" Lando shouts as well. "I'm amazing!"
"No your not!" Franceaca shouts, now walking backwards. "I have a Ferrari driver to locate since you managed to lose him and Charles will be pissed!"
"I didn't lose Carlos!" Lando cries.
"You were with him then got jealous I was with Oscar, so you lost him! Its your fault!"
Saluting to Logan and Oscar who jokingly returned the gesture and giving the middle finger to Lando who stuck two fingers up at her. Francesca turned around and took off in a jog.
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Its Britney, Bitch
Red Bull's Second Driver
SEBASTIAN
LANDO LOST CARLOS
The Man Taken Out of Red Bull
HE WHAT!?
Il Presidento
HE LOST CARLOS!?
I'M TEAMMATELESS?
Red Bull's Second Driver
Calm down with the dramatics Lestappen Part 1
Sid the Sloth
Uncalled for
Red Bull's Second Driver
Talk to me when you and Charles learn what personal space is Lestappen Part 2 x
The Man Taken Out of Red Bull
LANDO
HOW DID YOU LOSE CARLOS!?
The Second Aussie
He was jealous
Oscar's Boyfriend
Extremely jealous
Lando No-Rizz
I WAS NOT
The Second Aussie
YOU NEARLY KNOCKED ME OVER WITH
HOW HARD YOU PULLED MY WRIST
I THOUGHT MY WRIST DISLOCATED
The Man Taken Out of Red Bull
Did Francesca have her arm over your
shoulder Oscar?
The Second Aussie
She did
The Man Taken Out of Red Bull
Lando stop being jealous
Lando No-Rizz
I WAS NOT JEALOUS
No Podiums
Carlos is with Lestappen
Il Presidento
We found him wandering around
The Smoothest Operator
I got lost okay!
Red Bull's Second Driver
LANDO IS THE ONE WHO USUALLY GETS LOST
HOW ON EARTH DID YOU GET LOST!?
The Smoothest Operator
I DON'T KNOW
The Man Taken Out of Red Bull
So we found Carlos?
Sid the Sloth
We did
Honey Badger has renamed Red Bull's Second Driver to 'Red Bull Racing's Bowling Ball'
Red Bull Racing's Bowling Ball
Why?
Honey Badger
Because they use you to knock the pins out of the way to let Max through
Red Bull Racing's Bowling Ball
The pins being?
Honey Badger
Everyone else
Red Bull Racing's Bowling Ball
Right...
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Francesca wandered into the press conference with a can of Red Bull in her hand and her teammate just a few steps behind her.
"I love the sofas!" She gasps.
"You love everything!" Max laughs.
"Okay true, but still!"
Francesca flopped down onto the sofa, immediately getting comfortable as Max took a seat a few places away from her. It wasn't long before the other three drivers featuring entered the room: Lewis Hamilton, Fernando Alonso and Oscar Piastri.
Oscar sat beside Francesca with Fernando next to him whilst Lewis sat next to Max.
Almost immediately, Francesca and Oscar were talking in hushed voices, Fernando sat waving his feet in the air like a small child whilst Lewis and Max sat in silence, giving glances to the other and playing a game of trying not to be caught - when they were, they burst into laughter.
The poor interviewer hadn't the time to talk as Lewis raised his microphone.
"Oi." He points to Francesca who grinned innocently. "No chaos."
"Sorry Mr Kimi parties all the time." Francesca puts her hands up in defence.
"I mean it!"
"Party hard or don't party at all."
"Get Kimi drunk and make him jump off tables to give Seb a heart attack." Fernando joins in.
"This is exactly what I mean!" Lewis says loudly.
"No idea what your talking about." Fernando and Francesca grin, high fiving over Oscar's head making the rookie duck down.