Swerve | 𝑷.𝑮.

Part 2

Its Britney, Bitch

Taxi Man
FRAN
FRAN
FRAN
FRANCESCA
FRANCESCA
FRANCESCA CELINE
FRANCESCA CELINE LEWIS
FRANCESCA CELINE MARTIN-LEWIS
SECOND DRIVER

Red Bull's Second Driver
WHAT DO YOU WANT

Taxi Man
The aggression
Save it for Pierre thank you😘

Seb
BEHAVE!

Red Bull's Second Driver
WHY IS THIS MY NAME!?

Honey Badger
BECAUSE ITS TRUE
WELCOME TO THE CLUB FRANNY

Red Bull's Second Driver
DON'T CALL ME THAT

Seb
Francesca

Red Bull's Second Driver
Sebastian

Seb
Why are you being aggressive?

Red Bull's Second Driver
Because Pierre is LITERALLY USING
ME AS A HUMAN PILLOW
PIERRE FUCK OFF YOU FRENCH
BAGUETTE STRING BEAN

Seb
FRANCESCA BE NICE

Red Bull's Second Driver
STOP FULL NAMING ME SEBASTIAN

Seb
No
Not until you calm down

Red Bull's Second Driver
Tell Pierre to stop using me as his
human pillow and I'll calm down😘

Seb
Pierre stop using Fran as your human pillow

French Baguette
SHE KICKED ME
NOW SHE'S FLICKING ME ON THE FOREHEAD
SEBBBBBBB
HELP ME

Seb
Mein Gott...
BOTH OF YOU STOP IT

Honey Badger
YOUR MAKING MUM MAD
STOP IT

French Baguette
She started it!

Red Bull's Second Driver
No he started it!

Taxi Man
Don't lie Fran
YOU MUST NOT TELL LIES

Red Bull's Second Driver
STOP WATCHING HARRY POTTER MAX
SID THE SLOTH LOOKING MAN

Red Bull's Second Driver renamed Taxi Man to
'Sid the Sloth'

Sid the Sloth
Really?😒

Red Bull's Second Driver
Yes❤️

Seb
Have you calmed down now

Red Bull's Second Driver
Yep
Its quite funny watching Charles lay across Pierre

Seb
CHARLES MARC HERVE PERCEVAL LECLERC
YOU GET OFF OF PIERRE THIS INSTANT
Retiring was supposed to stop me dealing with this

French Baguette
HA
SEB FULL NAMED YOU CHARLES

Il Presidento
SEB WHY
I WASN'T EVEN DOING ANYTHING

French Baguette
YOU WERE USING ME AS A HUMAN PILLOW
'NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING' MY ARSE

Seb
Fernando your supposed to be dealing with them
And Lewis
What happened?
Its only Thursday
It's not even the start of the weekend yet...

One Spanish Man
You told me and I quote
'Your to childish to be the parent, instead of
stopping the chaos, you'd help cause it so I'm
leaving Lewis in charge'
So actually, its all Lewis' fault
Meanwhile, me and Lance have been watching
this all go down