Its Britney, Bitch
Seb
Who put the worms in Fernando's bed?
Sid the Sloth
THIS WAS FIVE YEARS AGO, FERNANDO
LEAVE IT ALONE
One Spanish Man
YOU SEEM AWFULLY SUSPICIOUS OVER THERE, VERSTAPPEN!
Red Bull's Second Driver
I just want to know why you
thought it was me all this time
Il Presidento
Fran didn't join the grid until 2019...
Red Bull's Second Driver
Don't worry Charles, Fernando's just
losing his memory with his old age😂
One Spanish Man
BACK TO THE WORMS
Honey Badger
*Casually whistles*
One Spanish Man
DANIEL RICCIARDO
Seb
DANIEL JOESPH RICCIARDO
Honey Badger
IN MY DEFENCE
IT WAS A GOODBYE GIFT
One Spanish Man
AT THE START OF THE SEASON!?
Honey Badger
Yep😃
Seb
Your so immature
Red Bull's Second Driver
COMING FROM THE GUY WHOSE BEEN
MAKING BETS ABOUT MY LOVE LIFE
WITH FERNANDO OF ALL PEOPLE?
NOW THAT'S IMMATURE SEBASTIAN!
Seb
DON'T 'SEBASTIAN' ME!
Red Bull's Second Driver
YOU 'FRANCESCA'D' ME THIS MORNING
SO TAKE THAT BITCH
One Spanish Man
Remind me how we dealt with them on
the grid together again?
Lance
They were separated all the time
Sid the Sloth
It didn't stop the arguments on here though
Hammer Time No More
That was painful
Seb
THAT WAS PAINFUL!?
One Spanish Man
2016 WAS PAINFUL FOR US LEWIS
'Multi-21, Seb'
THE CONSTANT ARGUMENTS
'09 Champ
THE TENSION
Seb
The sexual tension, Jenson
'09 Champ
Right!
THE SEXUAL TENSION
Hammer Time No More
You and Fran are more painful, Seb
And where did you all come from?
Red Bull's Second Driver
They came out of thin air, Lew Lew🤗
ALSO, YOU RUDE LITTLE BITCH🔪
The Guy Who Left No Space
I forgot I was on here
Lew Lew?
Red Bull's Second Driver
Jealous Britney?😁
One Spanish Man
FOR FUCK SAKE
WHO ADDED HIM BACK
Seb
LEWIS CARL DAVIDSON HAMILTON
I'M LOOKING AT YOU😡
'09 Champ
NOOOOOOOOO
I CAN'T RELIVE IT
NOT AGAIN
Honey Badger
JENSON NOOOOOOOOO
I'LL SAVE YOU HONEYBUNS😘
'09 Champ
DANIELLLLLLL MY DARLING😍
HELP MEEEEEEEE
The Guy Who Left No Space
You guys are dramatic...
Red Bull's Second Driver
OH MY GOD
GUYS THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC
CALM DOWN EVERYONE! ITS OKAY
ITS ONLY NICO ROSBERG
AKA. POUNDLAND BRITNEY SPEARS
AKA. THE GUY WHO BEAT SEVEN-TIME
WORLD CHAMPION LEWIS HAMILTON
IN EQUAL MACHINERY
The Guy Who Left No Space
Now I remember the reason behind my
hatred for you!
Hammer Time No More
THANK YOU, FRANCESCA
Red Bull's Second Driver
YOUR SO WELCOME LEWIS❤️
Sid the Sloth
I have her phone
'Multi-21, Seb'
Thank you, Max
'09 Champ
NO FRAN COME BACK😢
Honey Badger
JENSON WE CAN SAVE HER💪🏻
Sid the Sloth
"I'm not a damsel in distress...But Jenson
could come save me any day of the week"
- Francesca
"I can't believe you just revealed that to the
entire groupchat, Max. I'm gonna kill you
whilst your sleeping or abandon you at
another petrol station like your dad did"
- Francesca
"I think that's slightly to far if you ask me"
- Max
"Jenson and Daniel could both run me down with their cars and I'd be the one apologising-
MAX EMILIAN VERSTAPPEN!"
- Francesca
Honey Badger
OH MY GOD FRAN YOU LOVE ME!?😲
'09 Champ
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA🤣
Red Bull's Second Driver
FUCK YOU MAX
AND I WILL ABANDON YOU AT THE
PETROL STATION SO DONT TEST ME
HEY GUYS HEY GUYS
MAX WANTS TO FUCK CHARLES
Sid the Sloth
NOOOOOO
NOOOOOO
ABSOLUTELY NOT
NO I DEFINTELY DO NOT
Honey Badger
Real convincing😀
The Guy Who Left No Space
So Fran thinks that Jenson's a dilf (for some
strange reason) and that Daniel's fit (does she
have brain damage? Its highly likely)
And Max wants to have sex with his rival?
Red Bull's Second Driver
Emotional Support Rival, Nico
French Baguette
Emotional Support Rival*
The Guy Who Left No Space
Sorry.
Max wants to fuck his emotional support rival?
Honey Badger
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FRAN MIGHT HAVE
BRAIN DAMAGE!?
ME AND JENSON ARE THE FINEST HUMAN BEINGS ON THE ENTIRE EARTH🥵
'09 Champ
HAVE YOU SEEN US?!
Red Bull's Second Driver
PREACH IT DANIEL
DO YOU HAVE EYES?
DO THEY EVEN WORK? BECAUSE
IT SEEMS LIKE THEY DON'T
AND APPARENTLY YOU HAVEN'T
SEEN THOSE TWO FINE SPECIMENS😵
Il Presidento
NICO TURN ON YOUR EYES!
French Baguette
HAVE YOU SEEN JENSON BUTTON!?
Hammer Time No More
HE IS ONE HOT LOOKING MAN😍
Red Bull's Second Driver
COMPARED TO YOU BRITNEY
POUNDLAND LOOKING IDIOT
JENSON IS A DILF AND I WILL SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
'Multi-21, Seb'
I don't know how I should feel about this...
One Spanish Man
I'm not very happy
Sid the Sloth
Francesca's gon steal yo man😆
'09 Champ
DAMN RIGHT SHE IS😘
FRANCESCA
Red Bull's Second Driver
JENSON
'09 Champ
I LOVE YOU💙
Red Bull's Second Driver
I LOVE YOU TOO💙
One Spanish Man
I'm bored now...
Seb
Bored or jealous?
One Spanish Man
No comment
Hammer Time No More
Jealous
Seb
Definitely jealous
One Spanish Man added Kimi Raikkonen to the chat
One Spanish Man renamed Kimi Raikkonen to
'The Last Ferrari World Champion'
The Last Ferrari World Champion
Bwoah
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Just a little bit of groupchat chaos for you😭
If you can't tell already - Francesca brings chaos with her wherever she goes.
Much love,
- Hollie <3