Downstairs 249, Upstairs 251

By luxurybillie

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Lisa: There's an idiot living upstairs! (Jungkook: There's an idiot living downstairs!) Lisa: I've never seen... More

Chapter 1. Little Goldfish
Chapter 2. Somi
Chapter 3. Beauty
Chapter 4. Upstairs, Downstairs
Chapter 5. Lisa! Fuck you!
Chapter 6. Small-time actor
Chapter 7. Coward!
Chapter 8. Eat
Chapter 9. Du Da
Chapter 10. Two evils joining hands
Chapter 11. Reunion (1)
Chapter 12. Reunion (2)
Chapter 13. He wont marry you!
Chapter 14. Warm guy character
Chapter 15. Destined to be alone
Chapter 16. Yellow dog
Chapter 17. Kidney deficiency
Chapter 18. Confession
Chapter 19.1. Human traffickers
Chapter 19.2 Human traffickers
Chapter 19.3 Human traffickers
Chapter 20. Yu bei
Chapter 21. Cooking rice
Chapter 23. Story
Chapter 24. Story (2)
Chapter 25. Do you have a misunderstanding about me
Chapter 26. Being framed
Chapter 27. Ultimate fan
28. Appreciate
Chapter 29. Sleep with him
Chapter 30. Politicians
Chapter 31.1 Evidence
Chapter 31.2 Evidence
Chapter 32. Justice will be served
Chapter 33. Who are you
Chapter 34. Won the lawsuit
Chapter 35. Lisa? Du Da?
Chapter 36.1. Fat rice
Chapter 36.2. Fat rice
Chapter 37. The only highlight
Chapter 38.1. Movie Lipstick
Chapter 38.2. Movie lipstick
Chapter 39. Borrowing money
Chapter 40. Shooting
Chapter 41. Reporter
Chapter 42. New Year
Chapter 43. Moment of happiness when fireworks go up
Chapter 44. War-time spy drama
Chapter 45. Is Poisonous Chicken Soup as ugly as the rumors say
Chapter 46. Elderly fans
Chapter 47. Out-performing the seniors
Chapter 48. Finale (1)
Chapter 49. Finale (2)
Chapter 50. Extra chapter. I am a man

Chapter 22. Cold joke

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By luxurybillie

"Are you sure we can eat this?"

Jungkook glared at her, "It's up to you to eat it or not!"

Lisa clicked her tongue and then sat down. She took the plate Jungkook passed to her.

"Come, let me taste these dishes that already fail in smell and presentation," She then picked up a vegetable stalk and tasted it. She nodded,

"Hm, not bad, successfully failing the three criterias~"

Jungkook glared at her, then tasted it himself as well, "It does not taste that bad, okay?! A person like you doesn't even know how to cook and is even being fussy!"

"Only criticism can make people grow, understand? This is for your own benefit, to help you become a top chef sooner!"

"Cheh~" Jungkook let out a sound in disdain.

Actually it wasn't as bad as what Lisa stated. It was the opposite. It was not bad at all with this kind of cooking skill for the first attempt.

There was a brief silence when they were eating. Jungkook secretly glanced at Lisa, and saw that she was eating very earnestly. He suddenly felt an indescribable happiness and laughed out loud.

Lisa looked at him, "What are you laughing at?"

"Nothing, I just thought about a joke."

"What kind of joke, tell me"

"A cold joke, what's there to hear?"

Lisa grinned, "I want to see how bad your sense of humor is."

Jungkook let out a cough, "Someone's prick is too short, so he goes to learn Latin dance..."

Lisa is expressionless. Jungkook laughed awkwardly, "A cold joke, cold joke."

"Let me tell you a cold joke too..."

Jungkook widened his eyes and looked at her.

"In the past, there was a banana walking down the road. It was too hot so it took its clothes off, and then it slipped."

"In the past, there was a match walking down the road, it slipped and lit itself up."

"In the past, there was a biscuit walking down the road, it was too hungry so it ate itself..."

"Hahahahahaha~" Jungkook laughed heartily.

Lisa was expressionless.

"I finally know the extent of your sense of humor."

Jungkook pointed at her and continued laughing. It wasn't the jokes that were funny, but Lisa who was telling the cold jokes with all seriousness.

"Do you still want to listen?"

"Yes!"

"In the past, there was a very lazy person. His wife wanted to leave the house but she was afraid that he might starve to death, so she made him a big biscuit and tied it around his neck. Later when his wife came back, she found that he had starved to death."

"Why?" Jungkook widened his eyes and looked at her.

"Because he finished eating all the biscuits in front of his neck, and he was too lazy to turn it around..."

"Hahahahahaha"

"...." The corners of her lips twitched as she watched Jungkook laughing like an idiot. This person's sense of humor was hard to define.

His laughter made her smile subconsciously as well. This was perhaps the happiest meal she had most recently.

Lisa finished eating, and rubbed her stomach without caring about her image, "That's it, I'm leaving, I have other things to do."

"What other things do you have to do?"

"I want to open a shop."

"Huh?"

"I said, I want to open a shop!"

Jungkook showed an expression of disbelief, "You're so lazy, and yet you want to open a shop?"

Lisa rolled her eyes, "I'll let you come to see it when it opens..."

......

Opening a shop wasn't an easy task. From transferring all goods in the shop to renovating, step by step, all of it needed time and effort.

Lisa found a shop, then drew a design herself. She then passed it to the renovation company. Her own shop was her heart and soul. Every nook and cranny inside was all planned thoroughly.

Then it was about renovation. During this time, Lisa was invited for something else. An interview, but it was a simple one. She didn't need to show her face and it would be published in the magazine.

The interview would be held at a coffee shop. When Lisa arrived, two people from the magazine company were already there. A man and a female. The man's face was calm but the young lady was excited. When she pushed the door and was about to enter, she heard her speak to the person next to her,

"So excited, so excited, when will Lali Da Da come! Aaah! I want to meet Da Da so badly!"

The man caressed the excited young lady. His tone was stern and resigned, "Sit down, you'll know how she looks when she arrives!"

Lisa smiled and walked over, "Is this ** magazine?"

"La...La...Lali Da Da?" The young lady's eyes grew round and looked at her with a face of disbelief.

The man beside her stood up and put out his hand, "Hello, ** magazine Min Song."

Lisa also put out her hand, "Hello, I am Lali."

The man didn't introduce his position, but Lisa knew that he must have a pretty high position. Or he could possibly be the magazine company's person-in-charge.

The young lady excitedly put out her hand, "Lali Da Da, hello, I am the magazine company's intern reporter. My name is Yi Tian!"

Lisa grabbed her hand with a smile. This young lady was the same as her name, being very sweet.

"Let's start." Min Song cut off Yi Tian's "deep" stare at Lisa, and signaled her.

"Lali Da Da, we..."

During the whole process, it was the young lady who posed the questions. Min Song only listened silently. He didn't look like he was here for the interview, but to hold the atmosphere.

Lisa's attitude was pretty good as well. She was always kind to this type of person who did not have much complicated thoughts. They treated her with kindness, so she would naturally return the same kindness.

"Alright, thank you Lali Da Da for giving us your time to accept our magazine's interview. This is a present our company has prepared for Da Da. We hope you will like it."

Lisa accepted it with a smile. The young lady took out a book and let her sign on it, before leaving with Min Song.

Lisa saw how happy and delighted she was when she got the book. Min Song caressed her hair, doting on her.

Both of them slowly disappeared in the distance. She sat quietly for a little longer, and then stood up slowly.

......

"Hey, what is this?" Jungkook, who was heading back, ran towards her and asked.

"This is a present and this is a dessert, you want to eat it?"

Jungkook quickly shook his head, "I don't eat this kind of sweet stuff!"

Lisa rolled her eyes and didn't say anything. As a female who always stayed at home all day and had stringent standards for her body shape, how could she eat such sweet things?

"Come up to eat later tonight?" When they arrived at the fourth floor, Jungkook invited her.

Lisa shook her head, "It's fine, I can just eat the dessert. I'm not that hungry..."

"What's wrong?" Jungkook bent down and put his face in front of her. A pair of big eyes looked at her with all seriousness.

"Pfft" Lisa let out a laugh, and then said,

"Nothing, it's nothing big, I'm just faking it."

"You still know yourself that you're faking it?" Jungkook smiled devilishly.

"Scram!"

.......

As she was lying on the bed rolling left and right unable to sleep, the 250 upstairs sent her a message.

[250 Upstairs: I'm going to do a show tomorrow, I'll be back in two days. Don't expect me to cook]

Lisa replied with a "Oh". Then the phone rang again. Jungkook scrolled his phone and laughed heartily, before sending a message with these words written,

[250 Upstairs: Don't think about me too much~]

[250 Downstairs: /smile, you're thinking too much]

[250 Upstairs: Don't deny it,]

[250 Downstairs: Dead fish, don't be cheap! /waves hand]

[250 Upstairs: Broken book, can you be more gentle]

[250 Downstairs: Pic (Break off, you this Shou!)]

[250 Upstairs: Pic (The person declined your message, and touched your chest, then said, fuck, flat chest!)]

Shu Shu glared angrily, then replied with a picture from the same series,

[250 Downstairs: The person declined your message, and touched your chest. The sensation was bad and then ** you]

After she sent this picture and prepared to insult each other, she received his message.

[250 Upstairs: Come]

Lisa: "......"

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