Downstairs 249, Upstairs 251

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Lisa: There's an idiot living upstairs! (Jungkook: There's an idiot living downstairs!) Lisa: I've never seen... Más

Chapter 1. Little Goldfish
Chapter 2. Somi
Chapter 3. Beauty
Chapter 4. Upstairs, Downstairs
Chapter 5. Lisa! Fuck you!
Chapter 6. Small-time actor
Chapter 7. Coward!
Chapter 8. Eat
Chapter 10. Two evils joining hands
Chapter 11. Reunion (1)
Chapter 12. Reunion (2)
Chapter 13. He wont marry you!
Chapter 14. Warm guy character
Chapter 15. Destined to be alone
Chapter 16. Yellow dog
Chapter 17. Kidney deficiency
Chapter 18. Confession
Chapter 19.1. Human traffickers
Chapter 19.2 Human traffickers
Chapter 19.3 Human traffickers
Chapter 20. Yu bei
Chapter 21. Cooking rice
Chapter 22. Cold joke
Chapter 23. Story
Chapter 24. Story (2)
Chapter 25. Do you have a misunderstanding about me
Chapter 26. Being framed
Chapter 27. Ultimate fan
28. Appreciate
Chapter 29. Sleep with him
Chapter 30. Politicians
Chapter 31.1 Evidence
Chapter 31.2 Evidence
Chapter 32. Justice will be served
Chapter 33. Who are you
Chapter 34. Won the lawsuit
Chapter 35. Lisa? Du Da?
Chapter 36.1. Fat rice
Chapter 36.2. Fat rice
Chapter 37. The only highlight
Chapter 38.1. Movie Lipstick
Chapter 38.2. Movie lipstick
Chapter 39. Borrowing money
Chapter 40. Shooting
Chapter 41. Reporter
Chapter 42. New Year
Chapter 43. Moment of happiness when fireworks go up
Chapter 44. War-time spy drama
Chapter 45. Is Poisonous Chicken Soup as ugly as the rumors say
Chapter 46. Elderly fans
Chapter 47. Out-performing the seniors
Chapter 48. Finale (1)
Chapter 49. Finale (2)
Chapter 50. Extra chapter. I am a man

Chapter 9. Du Da

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[Whose youth is not sad: Du Da, I am heart-broken... No one is at fault. We broke up peacefully. We had a mutual liking for each other ever since high school and we made a promise to be together after graduation. When I held his hand after graduating, I felt so happy. I can still clearly remember how excited I was at that time!

Because of our results, we were forced to have a long-distance relationship. We talked to each other through the phone and we even cried because we missed each other too much. Our colleges were far away from each other. He saved up his monthly hard-earned money to buy the cheapest train seat just to see me. It was a whole day and night of journey!

When he was about to leave, he hugged me and cried at the train station. This 1.8 metres tall man, cried like a baby! The first year passed with us fondly missing each other's company. The second year, we began to get busy with our schoolwork, so we didn't have much time to see each other anymore. Our phone calls also reduced. It's already the third year. Our long-distance relationship has hit the third year mark... I suddenly realized that previously we would call each other three times a day, but now we only had around one call per month. We just seem to be gradually growing apart.

I'm the one who asked to break up. He only replied 'yes' to me after a day. Du Da, we were once so in love with each other, why did we end up like this?]

Shu Shu was still reading seriously, when comments began building up.

Flowing Sand: I was also in a long-distance relationship. We broke up too, and I still don't know how it happened...

Old Days Old Times: After I broke up with my first love, I did not have the same feelings with other men I met later on. It's not pure anymore.

Unfinished Promise: +1, after entering the society, the guys we met are either trying to profit from our relationship or just want to take advantage of your money *cold*

Colors of Forgiveness: Every old lad was once a pure first love! Sigh, when I start imagining that my first love is slowly becoming an old fat man too, I just want to live my whole life alone!

......

Lisa's heart ached. Sehun was once a guy like that. Even when they stayed in the same room, he would sleep in the floor. A couple years was all it took for him to sleep with another woman.

She replied to the user 'I love Du Da'

[Du Da: Who knows? Maybe you'll meet someone better. Just cherish your first love for now!]

And then she replied to the girl,

[Du Da: Maybe both of you should try separating for now. Give each other a year to think about it. Maybe when you meet again after graduation, the passionate love has turned into a longer-lasting affection. Don't anticipate it to happen. Just let it be. If you meet again, it's a coincidence; if you get together again, it's fate. If you missed him, just think of it as a beautiful memory. Try to be more open-minded...]

The discussion became heated up. Lisa suddenly realized that they were taking her as a love consultant!!!

[Poisonous Chicken Soup: I still prefer to tell people off. About these love problems, I may not be expert in it as much as you all do *wave*]

Old Days Old Times: Hahaha, I can feel Du Da's hopelessness through the screen.

mgdp: I laughed. Du Da is going crazy.

Past: Extremely curious about Du Da's love interest, getting told off everyday at home *bad laugh*

No ending: Hahaha, Du Da, Du Da. But what Du Da said was pretty logical

Thousand years dream: +1, Du Da can see through it

......

"Pfft~"

Liu An, a habitual lurker at the page, laughed at Du Da's words.

Du Da did not just have female fans, she had quite some male fans too. Since her army of female fans had a bigger combat power and they were attacking the men today, the men naturally disappeared into the background.

They didn't dare to speak out because this had happened once before. That time, Du Da didn't have a lot of fans yet. There was a female fan who said that she found out the guy flirting with her actually had a girlfriend! He was just leading her on!

Du Da led all the female fans to berate the man. A male fan butt in and criticized that women were the ones who liked to lead people on, going as far as to criticize their attack on the guy.

Afterwards... The male fan deleted his account.

There was no need to describe what happened. No one dared to speak up anymore when the female fans began attacking the men. They silently lurked the comments to improve their own insight, getting to know what the women like or dislike!

Of course, Du Da knew her own limits. If it was for a reasonable purpose, Du Da would gang up with everyone else; if it wasn't reasonable, she would also bluntly point it out.

Honestly, although Du Da was straight-forward with her actions, her views were very practical when he thought about it!

Liu An chuckled at Du Da's words. Did this group of women really think that Du Da, with a personality like that, could be a big sister for heart-to-heart talk?

She always had a lot of ideas about how to take revenge on bastards. The long list of ways on how to fight back could always give him goosebumps from both excitement and fright!

Silently, he gave those who complimented Du Da a 'like'.

Lisa scratched her head. She never knew she was actually so kind-hearted?!

Leaning on the couch, she thought about Sehun again. Although he had his faults, she couldn't deny that he had been good towards her over the last few years.

When they were still studying, Sehun was possessive about her, and she only had her eyes on him. She didn't have any other close male friends.

She maintained an average relationship with the other females. They would greet each other when they met, or help each other out about small matters, but they never had any heart-to-heart talk. Those classmates from middle high and high school were too far away and it had been too long since they last contacted each other. Wanting a serene environment was just a lie to herself.

Because no matter where she went, the laughter and joy only belonged to others. She had nothing!

She laid down on the bed feeling down. She couldn't sleep even after shutting her eyes, and she rolled around in bed.

Unexpectedly, she sent a message to the 250 upstairs.

[250 Downstairs: Hey, you dated before?]

Jungkook was also still awake. He stared at the message, and replied,

[250 Upstairs: Of course I did, seventy or eighty times!]

[250 Downstairs: ......]

[250 Upstairs: Why do you ask?!]

[250 Downstairs: I thought someone like you must have never dated before...]

[250 Upstairs: Fuck! What about me, why can't I date, I tell you, a lot of people had their eyes for me, that they could even line up in a circle around the palace!]

[250 Downstairs: Oh. Cool.]

[250 Upstairs: Hey, I'll tell you this, I...]

......

Both began a conversation where one bluffed and another popped the bubble. It lasted until Lisa fell asleep. Before she slept, she thought, no wonder humans needed to socialize!

......

The day before National Day had arrived. Lisa went up to knock on Jungkook's door.

"What? It's so early in the morning!"

"Get ready now, we're going to buy some clothes!"

Jungkook groomed his hair, "Okay, okay. You come in and sit first! I'll get ready!"

This was the first time Lisa entered his room. The floor plan wasn't that different from hers, but there were still some distinct differences between a male and a female's room!

Jungkook was considered a neat person. Although some of his things were placed disorderly, his room was generally quite clean.

She looked around again, "Hey! Faster, can you?!"

"What's the rush?" Jungkook talked back to her instinctively.

Lisa's face darkened, "Sure, I have no comment if you'd rather go in the afternoon when there are more people around, since I'm not a star!"

Jungkook was astonished. Yeah, he almost forgot that he was now a budding star with over ten thousand weibo followers!

After Jungkook got ready, he even put on an act by wearing a mask!

Lisa: "......" He really thought that he was a star?!

"Should I wear sunglasses?"

"......" She felt shameful for him.

"Nevermind, I'm not wearing it! Let's go!"

Lisa followed him silently. This guy...

This was the biggest shopping outlet around here, with many high-class stores inside. It was suitable to... act cool.

"Wah! It has been such a long time since I've been to this place!"

Jungkook relished being there with a face of enjoyment and indulgence.

"Idiot!" Lisa left him a single word before walking away.

"Hey, I tell you, you don't understand how poor we are!" He followed her closely as he continued mumbling.

Lisa entered a store. After looking around, she turned to Jungkook.

"Dead fish (Jungkook), look around yourself!"

"Broken book (Lisa), what do you mean by dead fish?! I'm so young and full of energy!"

Lisa rolled her eyes at him, "Come on, don't waste my time!"

"Okay! Okay! Okay!" Jungkook picked an attire and entered the dressing room. Lisa sat down, waiting in boredom.

"Please have a drink!" The sales assistant poured her a cup of tea. Lisa smiled back at her.

"Thank you!"

"You're welcome!"

After the sales assistant left, Jungkook came out.

"Dang dang dang~" He sang his own introductory song.

He flipped his hair, "Do I look handsome?! Do you find yourself falling for me?!"

Lisa stared at him with a dark face.

"Why? It doesn't look nice?" Jungkook halted his movements instantly and tugged on his clothes.

This was impossible. He took such a long time in the mirror before he came out, making sure that he looked good from every angle!

Lisa glared at him, "Can you wear something normal!"

What was it supposed to mean, with a large area of chest showing in front?!

"Why? Doesn't it look nice!"

"Change it!"

"Oh..." What else could he say, she was the one paying!

He changed into another suit and came out.

"I look handsome in this!"

Lisa: "......"

"A thug will look like a thug no matter what they wear!"

"Hey, what's that supposed to mean?!"

Lisa looked at him. He was dressed in hip hop fashion, looking flamboyant as he moved. He looked like a punk!

She scanned around the shop, and said,

"Let's go to another shop!" She gave the sales assistant a polite smile as she dragged him to a shop with more proper clothes.

She picked a blue business suit and passed it to him.

"Try this on!"

Jungkook stared at her with an exaggerated look, "Really? A formal suit? Is this necessary just for a reunion?!"

Lisa glared at him. Jungkook took it from her modestly. Alright, the one's paying is the boss!

She watched silently as Jungkook went into the dressing room. She wanted him to wear a formal suit because she needed a stronger front. Because... Sehun had a very strong aura...

Lisa didn't want to look weak. She was especially frightened that her ex-boyfriend would look at her "current boyfriend" and thought: In the end, you only found someone like him.

She scoffed at herself. Du Da, Lali.. they were but just her personas. She was but a normal human being and she still cared about it!

After some time, the door of the dressing room opened. Jungkook stuck his head out.

"Do I really need to wear like this?" He sounded tortured.

"Come out, let me see it!"

Jungkook shook his head and squirmed.

"Come out now!" Lisa glared at him. Jungkook came out unwillingly, as if he was tormented.

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