Comedy Texting

By GhostWriter8648

1.2M 61.3K 9.1K

Jokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you... More

My Ultimate Laugh!!!!
Easter is Off!!!!
Serious Stuff
Okay...........
Overprotective Dad
$Money$
Happy Birthday
Star Nerd
Three A.M.
Need To Go
Text Lingo
Clueless Mom
Forgetting Something?
Apology
Nyoom
Matchmaker Mom
An Emotional Time
Disturbing Dreams
Waffles
You're Really Not Helping
Weirdo Duo
DUH DUH DUH
Love, Moth
Uuhh
Party
Another acknowledgement, sorry!
Just Erasing Your Mother's Mistakes
Awesome Mom
Sorry, Mom
Ookkkaaayyyy.........
Know-It-All
RANDOM
Aww, So Mean!
DON'T YOU DARE
Sticks And Bones May Break My Bones
Rights
Never
Talk About Easy To Win Over.
Wow
YAY
Waaahhhh
I Got Da Genes
Hhahahahhahahahha
Now What?
OOHH, BURNED BY A COMPUTER!
Okay, Suggestions And Advertisments
Ouch, Need Some Ice? Or Maybe A Toothbrush?
Be Very Afraid
Siri Conversations
Okay, I Am Reallly Off Track!
Sparkles
Point Of View
Comeback War
That One Sarcastic Friend And That One...... Something Friend
Jokes
So Happy
I Should Hope So
Author Note-DO NOT SKIP
VOTE OR DIE BY FANDOM MOB
Jokes
I AM SO DEPRESSED I CANNOT EVEN COME UP WITH A TITLE
Offer!!!
Abi_Elm
School
I Really Should Stop This
THE MOMENT YOUVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

AAAAAAHHH

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By GhostWriter8648

I get off for a few days, keeping it quiet, (okay, I was grounded) and, I get back on, AND I HAVE 774 NOTIFICATIONS ABOUT COMEDY TEXTING!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS! I am sorry, but there is now too many to recognize them all. Sorry!!!!! I AM SCREAMING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!! 30 K!!!!!!!

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