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    𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒, dream
    𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒, dream
    simplyflaw
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    • Time
      Time 5h 45m
      5 hours, 45 minutes5h 45m
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    • Reads
      Reads 1,704,206
      1,704,2061.7M
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    • Parts
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      3939
    • Time
      Time 5h 45m
      5 hours, 45 minutes5h 45m
    simplyflaw
    Ongoing
    Ongoing, First published Sep 03, 2020
    ❝why are you throwing bonemeal at me?!"
        
        ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ"so you grow the fuck up.❞
        
        
        
        𝗮𝗺𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀
        [𝘢𝘮-𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩-𝘴𝘩𝘶𝘴] adj. 
        The desire to become a better bitch
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    Table of contents
    • 000. prologue
      Mon, Dec 26, 2022
    • 001. the portmanteau's legacy
      Mon, Dec 26, 2022
    • 002. everyone meet god
      Tue, Dec 27, 2022
    • 003. drawing trees on paper
      Wed, Dec 28, 2022
    • 004. appear weak when you are strong and strong when you are weak
      Thu, Dec 29, 2022
    • 005. i solemnly swear that i am up to no good
      Fri, Dec 30, 2022
    • 006. the war to end all wars but not quite
      Sun, Jan 1, 2023
    • 007. someone dictate my will, i'm giving it all to waddles
      Mon, Jan 2, 2023
    • 008. may the 4th be with you
      Tue, Jan 3, 2023
    • 009. i was having a good sleep
      Wed, Jan 4, 2023
    • 010. get out, i need to go to my mind palace
      Thu, Jan 5, 2023
    • 011. gay dinosaur
      Fri, Jan 6, 2023
    • 012. they're just besties
      Sat, Jan 7, 2023
    • 013. shut up, george
      Sun, Jan 8, 2023
    • 014. I think you cracked the case, steve
      Thu, Jan 12, 2023
    • 015. always the goddamn babysitter
      Sat, Jan 21, 2023
    • 016. only in florida
      Thu, Jan 26, 2023
    • 017. the only straight I am is a straight-up bitch
      Sat, Feb 4, 2023
    • 018. act fool
      Sun, Feb 12, 2023
    • 019. shut up emily
      Thu, Feb 23, 2023
    • 020. ten minutes and thirty-nine seconds
      Wed, Mar 8, 2023
    • 021. we had some laughs, it was fun
      Thu, Mar 23, 2023
    • 022. I don't even know a samantha
      Mon, May 1, 2023
    • 023. I think there's been some confusion, I'm not the one in trouble here
      Wed, May 3, 2023
    • 024. it's the confidence for me
      Sat, May 13, 2023
    • 025. are you happy to be in paris?
      Wed, May 17, 2023
    • 026. you don't have a TV?
      Wed, May 24, 2023
    • 027. it's definitely not excité
      Fri, Jun 2, 2023
    • 028. I say more dumb shit before 9am than most people do all day
      Fri, Jun 16, 2023
    • 029. love or host
      Wed, Jun 21, 2023
    • 030. cereal killer
      Tue, Jul 11, 2023
    • 031. the turning point
      Fri, Jul 21, 2023
    • 032. mother knows best
      Wed, Jul 26, 2023
    • 033. cooties
      Fri, Jul 28, 2023
    • 034. abort mission
      Mon, Jul 31, 2023
    • 035. is there something you want to hear?
      Wed, Aug 9, 2023
    • 036. muffin
      Tue, Aug 15, 2023
    • 037. flatty patty
      Sun, Oct 29, 2023
    • 038. barbie says you're a piece of shit
      Fri, Nov 3, 2023

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    ❝why are you throwing bonemeal at me?!"
        
        ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ"so you grow the fuck up.❞
        
        
        
        𝗮𝗺𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀
        [𝘢𝘮-𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩-𝘴𝘩𝘶𝘴] adj. 
        The desire to become a better bitch

    39 parts

    • 036. muffin
      Tue, Aug 15, 2023
    • 037. flatty patty
      Sun, Oct 29, 2023
    • 038. barbie says you're a piece of shit
      Fri, Nov 3, 2023
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