Husband: Happy Birthday, Honey!
Wife: Aww, thx sweetheart! What did u get me?
Husband:It was supposed to be a surprise, but remember that pink Mercedes that you wanted so badly?
Wife: OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!! I'M SCREAMING RIGHT NOW!!!OMG!!!!
Husband:Well, I got you a toothbrush in the same color!
Wife:.........
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RandomJokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!
