Bitch sensei : You are Shiota Nagisa right?
Bitch sensei then approached nagisa and then... proceeded to fucking french kiss him... which Uji considers a pedophile act... everyone then stared in shock as Nagisa was... shocked and stunned from the French kiss... as Bitch sensei looked at the knocked out Nagisa in her chest/breast... who was very stunned...
Uji (thoughts) : ... what the fuck in gods name am i seeing right now... a teacher kissing a student in front of other students... does this count as an act of being a pedophile? Cause i certainly do count it as one and i do not like what i just saw... the only thing that can fix this is 8 gallons of bleach and a lighter to burn my eyes... plus a trip to the church and some holy water... God this is much worse to see then ripping out someone's guts...
Bitch sensei : Go to the staff room after this ok? I want to know what info you have on that creature named koro sensei...
She then let him go as Nagisa fell to the ground unresponsive as Bitch sensei looked at all the other students also around her... which were partly still in shock after the action she did towards Nagisa...
Bitch Sensei : To the rest of you aswell, if you have any information regarding the creature.. come forward to me and i will reward you... as for the girls, you can choose one if my men and they will be your reward.
Everyone then saw 3 men approach them carrying large black cases, similar to the one Uji brought to school... as everyone looked in shock and confusion and Uji looks in amusement looking at 3 "professional" assassins... which was a pathetic site to see for him...
Uji (thoughts) : Seriously? Is this really the best assassins she can hire... they don't look professional and they just revealed themselves to basically everyone in the class room... wow so far you guys really act "professional"... which is a site to behold...
Bitch Sensei : A professional Assassin needs skill and connections to live up to their name and titles. You brats should just stay out of the way and watch the plan unfold... oh and get in the way of my assassination plan and i will kill you myself.
While she was talking... Uji just walked away being bored of how pretty pathetic the assassins were... and them being seduced to do this by Bitch sensei... Uji then went into the class and took his steel case as he leaped out the window and started walking to the forest to practice his aim and skills... but he was called out by Bitch sensei as everyone stared at him carrying the steel case...
Bitch sensei : Hey brat! Where do you think you are going huh? You should be heading back to class and what are you carrying inside that steel case? Hand it over to me and let me see what is inside that steel case!
Uji : yea no... i aint letting you of all people touch this steel case you bitch! Now how about you shut the fuck up and let me do my own shit and you doyour own shit with those 3 "professional" seduced assassins you got... now toodaaloo you bitch and fuck off...
Bitch sensei was shocked at what Uji said towards her and told one of the "professional" assassins to go and knock/beat up/kill Uji... and as the assassin approached Uji and where he stood... Uji reappeared behind him as the assassin realized who he was fighting... dread filled him as he looked at the figure behind him... a man who could end everyone here in a fell swoop... he realized Uji... is the Patriot... the number 1 assassin in the world... and he is facing him...
Assassin : Y- yo - you a - are t - th - the - pa
Uji (whispering) : Say my name or tell anyone who i am... and i will make you experience hell and true agony... so get out of my sight... now...
The moment Uji whispered that into his ear... the assassin dropped to the ground with the face of true feat and terror as the other 2 assassins and Bitch sensei looked in shock and confusion of what happened in front of them... seeing a kid take out an assassin... through intimidation?! Uji then looked at them and glared before walking off into the mountains...
Some time later...
Uji : gotcha! finally learned the trick to dual wield snipers!...
Uji is seen alone in the mountains... the sound of the wind blowing against him as he is see holding zealot and nautilus, one sniper in each arm as he has finally mastered the ability to dual wield snipers with immense accuracy and precision... He knows that as an assassin, you should always learn new skills everyday... to help ease your missions and get more contracts...
Uji : now then... lets see... what guns should i try to use... the blood steel or melting point. Hmm I'm going to just practice some melee weapons i guess..
He then grabbed exterminatus and swung it at the air causing a massive gust of wind to be launched... and that fact was very good for him... meaning that he had finally increased his power on his arms... he then reeled back his arm... and threw his spear at high speeds... it collided into a rock and smashed through it... ripping apart all terrain in it's path... before stabbing into the ground and creating a crater 0.5 meters deep and 2 meters wide... though Uji seems unimpressed seemingly knowing he is not at full strength yet...
Uji : ... well that defines was stronger than anything i have done in the past... but not strong enough... well for now it should be fine since i am still 16... well time to head back i guess... now i have to put everything in the weapon's case again...
Uji then grabbed his snipers and halberd... placing them in the weapon's case... he then locked the case and lifted it up... he then started walking back towards the campus... and he surveyed the area while walking... checking out the area and observing for any potential trap locations for Koro sensei... he then reached the campus and saw everyone else shooting bbs at some targets to improve their aim...
Uji : it seems everyone is improving their aim... from my pov for now their aim is... mediocre at most... but if they do practice everyday, they will probably be able to get a much better aim and shoot a target at most 2km away... even in a storm...
Uji then looked towards the shed and saw Bitch sensei leading Koro sensei to the shed... and he looked in disappointment at Koro sensei being able to be seduced so easily by these... methods. He then saw them both enter the shed as he went and placed his weapon case in the classroom... but then he heard the sounds of an... M61 Autocannon, an M134 Minigun and an M249 machine gun... he knows that those are extremely powerful weapons as he has multiple in his arsenal... though if those assassins and Bitch sensei did not use those bbs... that firepower will most likely be wasted...
Uji : An M61 Autocannon, an M134 Minigun and an M249 machine gun huh... they are powerful guns... but if they dont use those anti sensei bbs... there is no way they can hurt Koro sensei... and i predict they didn't use those anti sensei bbs... but do i care? No...
As Uji went outside to the others... they all heard a scream and some... tentacle noises... which were slithery as... the next sounds Uji heard was disgusting... he heard moaning... and more slippery sounds... yea Uji did not like where this was going... he knew what was happening... and he just hopes what ever he thinks is not happening...
Okaijima : I heard loud slithery tentacle sounds!
Uji . ok... i do not know what the fuck i just heard but now i need more bleach... more holy water... a cross and some fire to light up my ears... i also need someone to erase my memories and other stuff... i just hope someone can actually do that as i need mental help now... :D
They all then ran to the shed to check on what just happened... and why Bitch sensei screamed so weridly... and Uji just hopes what ever happened was not... perverted...They quickly reached the shed and saw Koro sensei come out with a pink face...
Uji : What the fuck happened here... i do not like the situation i am seeing. Though i really wanna steal those heavy guns...
As koro sensei walked out, Bitch sensei came out in... a 90s Pe Uniform... while drooling and having a red blush on her face...
Nagisa : what happened?!
Bitch Sensei : He massaged my face... and rubbed my elbows... he even changed my clothes then did those things with his... tentacles...
She then collapsed onto the ground from what everyone believed to be exhaustion as everyone looked at Koro sensei weirdly... wanting to know what he has done that made Bitch sensei fall to the ground with a blushing red face and... drooling mouth...
Uji : Sensei... what in Gods name, the almighty father did you do that made her like... this?!
Maehara : Yea sensei! What did you do to her that made her exhausted.. and why did we hear tentacle slapping noises?!
Koro sensei then looked away with a gray/white face and neutral expression... and seems to immediately not want to answer the questions given by his students about what happened in the shed...
Koro sensei: well you knows... Adults need and have their own way of doing stuff...
Nagisa : that is the face of an adult that did something evil!!
After this Uji had seen enough and grabbed his case ... and just skipped the entire day while practicing in the deep forest mountains all alone... to not warn anyone about what he is doing... he had seen enough for one day of... *cough cough* hentai *cough cough*...