baddies of the BAU😻
thong wearer: this seriously needs to stop guys
thong wearer: stop putting thongs on my desk
elle: we want to help grow ur collection
victoria: do you like the color?
garcia: I picked it out!
thong wearer: WHY ARE YOU HELPING WITH THIS????
garcia: because it's fun!!!!
victoria: guys i'm about to be at my therapy session so pls be a lil quieter
thong wearer: finally you needed that for
months
milf eater: derek morgan
victoria: i've been going since my dad died dumbass
victoria: my mom made me go
thong wearer; at least she knew smth was wrong w u
milf; derek stop
elle: derek you need serious help
elle: u wear thongs
milf eater; yeah derek...
dilf: Hey Jones when will you be done?
victoria; 30 minutes why?
dilf: We have a case in florida .
dilf: Can you meet us at the air strip?
victoria: yup
mission spenceia
elle: is V okay?
jj: idk ig we will see on the plane once she gets here
emily: she might just be having a bad day today
emily; they come randomly to her
emily: especially today
derek: wait what's today?
jj: today is the day her dad died
derek: WAIT ACTUALLY WHY DIDNT YALL TELL ME
derek: NOW I FEEL BAD
derek: now i'm gonna have to make a pit stop at the store and get her stuff 😖
jj: she wont except it she doesn't like people giving her stuff
emily: just leave it alone for now derek
elle: i'm getting her coffee does anyone want any?
derek: why does elle get to give her stuff
elle: cause it's coffee not a whole basket of things
elle: she's not going to think anything of it if i get anyone else some so jj , em what do y'all want?
jj: she's been drinking tea all day so idk if she wants coffee but i do get my usual pls
elle; got it
derek; she's here guys she's not supposed to be here for the next 10 minutes i thought her thing was 30 mins
elle: she deffo scammed her therapist 💀
baddies of the BAU😻
dilf: Everyone get here so we can start taking off.
milf: me and emily are pulling in
milf: we hit some traffic
victoria: it's the middle of the work day?
elle: OH HELL🧍♀️
thong wearer; EW
pest; Are you official yet?
milf eater: we aren't dating?
victoria: but y'all fucked 4 times
victoria: one time it was in my bathroom😐
victoria: i don't think i've cleaned my bathroom harder
milf; we didn't tho?
garcia: we could hear y'all
milf eater left!
56 minutes later
mission spenceia
elle: spence isn't being mean to her tdy thank the lord
jj; he hasn't been mean to her in DAYS.
emily: cause he knows he's not stupid
derek: guys i didn't know i'm sorry
garcia: if absolutely ANYTHING happens between them i need to know.
jj: your gonna be the first one we tell trust me
elle: omg
elle: guys i got up and was ab to walk over to get coffee cuz i drank all of mine and reid and V are over there and they were talking and i listened to like three seconds before i sat down
garcia: WHAT DIDNTHEY SAY
elle: spencer was like "if you need to talk i'm here" he's js being spencer
garcia: AWH
emily: OH
jj; MY
garcia: WHAT?
elle: V PULLED SPENCER IN FOR A HUG AND SHES CRUING
garcia: i'm crying