Cassandra: The trouble with schools is they always try to teach the wrong lesson, believe me, I've been kicked out enough of them to know! They want you to become less callow, less shallow, But I say why invite stress in? Stop studying strife and learn to live the examined life..... Dancing through life skimming the surface gliding where the turf is smooth.
Cassandra: Life is painless for the brainless, Those who try never look foolish, Dancing through life no to tuff it when you can sluff it off like I do nothing matters, but knowing something matters it's just so keep dancing through, Dancing though life swaying and sweeping and always keeping cool life is fraughtless for the thoughtless those who don't try never look foolish
Cassandra: Dancing through life mindless and careless make sure you're where less trouble is rife whoes are fleeting, blows are glancing, when you're dancing through life!
Cassandra: So! what's the most coolest place in town?
Rapunzel: That would be the Ballroom!
Cassandra: Sounds perfect!
Cassandra: Let's go down to the Ballroom we'll meet there later tonight we can dance til it is light, Find the prettiest girl and give her a whirl! Right on down to the Ballroom come on follow me! You'll be happy to be there
Students: Dancing though life, down at the Ballroom (life)
Cassandra: If only dust is what we come to!
Students: Nothing matters, but knowing nothing matters it's just life!!!
Cassandra: So keep dancing though.....
Pete: Miss. Rapunzel? I hope you'll save at least one dance for me. I'll be waiting right there, right by your side, waiting, all night.
Rapunzel: Oh, how very kind, Peter.
Pete:..Pete...
Rapunzel: But, do you know what would be even kinder? See that tragically beautiful girl? The one in the chair? It seems unfair we should go on a spree and not she, Gee I know someone would be my hero if someone were to go invite her!
Pete: Well maybe I could invite her!
Rapunzel: Oh, Peter, really you would do that for me?
Pete: I would do anything for you, Miss Rapunzel. Pete walks over to Willow. Pete: Excuse me, Miss Willow? there's something I'd like to ask you...
Cassandra talks to Rapunzel
Cassandra: your good
Rapunzel: I don't know what you mean. But I do happen to be free tonight, so....
Cassandra: So, I'll be picking you up around eight?
Rapunzel: After all.... Now that we've met one another
Both: It's clear we deserve each other!
Rapunzel: You're perfect!
Cassandra: You're perfect
Both: So we're perfect together born to be forever, Dancing though life!!!!!
Scene fades to Varian and Willow
Varian: It's absurd! This silly, rich girl appears and everyone's off to worship her and some cultish social gathering!
Willow: Even me! I'm going! Isn't it wonderful? Pete was to shy to ask me at first, but once Rapunzel encouraged him.......
Varian: Rapunzel?!
Willow: Don't you dare say another word about her! I'm going to have the first happy night of my life all thanks to Rapunzel.....Finally for this one night, I'm about to have a fun night with this Village boy Rapunzel found for me, And I only wish there were something I could do for her Varian see..... We deserve each other and Rapunzel helped it come true we deserve each other me and Pete
Willow: Varian, try to understand.
Varian: I do....
The scene changes to Rapunzel, Anna, and Merida. Varian remains on the other side.
Rapunzel: Now I must accessorize myself for Cassandra.
Anna pulls a wizards hat out of one of Rapunzel's hat boxes
Merida: Rapunzel, what in Oz's name!?
Rapunzel: Now, just pretend you didn't see that. My father is always giving me the most hideous hats. I'd give it away, but I don't dislike anyone that much
Anna: Yes you do!!
Merida: Give it to him! Just do it!
They all stare at Varian. Rapunzel walks forward meeting Varian half way
Varian: Rapunzel listen, Willow and I were just talking about you just now....
Rapunzel: And I was just talking about you! I thought you might want to wear this hat to the party tonight!
Rapunzel gives Varian the hat
Rapunzel: It's really....uh....sharp! Don't you think? Y'know Black, is this year's purple! You deserve each other this hat and you, You're both so......smart! You deserve each other, so here! Out of the goodness in my heart!
Rapunzel runs off. Varian laughs at the sight of the hat, He leaves. Students enter and start dancing
Pete and Willow appear, awkwardly holding hands
Willow: What's in this punch?
Pete: Lemons, and melons, and pears!
Willow: oh my!
Pete: listen Willow
Willow: Yes?
Pete: Uh, Willow...... I've got something to confess A reason why, well, why asked you here tonight..... Now, I know it isn't fair
Willow: Oh, Pete, I know why.
Pete: You do?
Willow: It's because i'm in this chair, and you felt sorry for me......Well, isn't that right?
Pete: No, it's because...... uh....... Because..... Because you are so beautiful!
Willow: Oh, Pete! I think you're wonderful! And we deserve each other, Don't you see this is our chance? And we deserve each other, don't we Pete?
Pete: You know what? lets dance!
Willow: What?
Pete: Lets dance!!!!!!!
Madam Gothal runs up to Rapunzel
Gothal: Oh, Miss Rapunzel?
Rapunzel: Madam Gothal...... What are you doing here?
Gothal: I have something for you.
Madam Gothal hands Rapunzel a small wand
Rapunzel: *Gasp.* Madam...... a training wand...... How can i ever express my gratitution
Gothal: Oh, don't thank me! This was your roommate's idea, not mine.
Rapunzel: What? Varian?
Gothal: Varian requested that I include you in sorcery class. He insisted I tell you this very night or he would quit the seminar.
Rapunzel:...But.....why?
Gothal: I have no idea. My personal opinion is you do not have what it takes. I hope you'll prove me wrong.... I doubt you will
Gothal leaves and Cassandra comes to Rapunzel.
Cassandra: What is it?
Rapunzel: I got what I wanted.....
Cassandra: Then what's the matter?
Rapunzel: Nothing
Cassandra: Good lets dance
They begin to dance as Varian walks in, All the students gasp and make comments on the way Varian is dressed. People start to laugh
Cassandra: Who in Carona is this?
Rapunzel: My roommate.... please, don't ..... stare!
Cassandra: How can you help it?
Varian takes the hat off noticing the comments. He waits then puts the hat back on and begins to dance. He's alone there's no music
Cassandra: Well I'll say this, he doesn't give a twig about what anyone else think
Rapunzel: Of course he does, he just pretends not to.... I feel awful....
Cassandra: Why? It's not like it's your fault
Rapunzel: Excuse me.....
Rapunzel walks over to Varian and clears her throat
Rapunzel: May I cut in?
Rapunzel starts dancing just as horribly. The students now accept it and begin to dance again as The music starts
All: Dancing though life, down at the ballroom if only dust is what we come to, and the strange thing, your life could end up changing while your dancing though