*Pluto is in the Kuiper belt talking to Eris*
Eris: You mean that new exoplanet thing?
Pluto: Yes! And don't call them a "thing", thats weird.
Eris: Isn't that the planet I hit- I MEAN saw earlier?
Pluto: I don't know, but I kind of think they're pretty... and they're the only planet that doesn't make fun of me... and-
Eris: Woah. Slow down. You do realize she's probably WAY out of your league, right?
Pluto: Shut up! Besides, I think they like short guys.
Eris: You get attached to people too easily.
Pluto: Eh- Hey!
*Eris chuckles*
Eris: Heh, you look goofy when you're mad.
Pluto: HEY! I DO NOT LOOK GOOFY!!!
Eris: Keep your voice down!
Pluto: WHY SHOULD I?!
Eris: Stop!! Do you want me to get Haumea?!
Pluto: .....no
Eris: Good. Your voice is too squeaky to handle
Pluto: You're mean...
Eris: cry abt it
Pluto: Uuuuuuuuuuuugggghhhhhhh... I miss Azren.
Eris: Why don't you go see them?
Pluto: beCAUSE their orbit is by the rocky planets, I'm not even a planet!
Eris: *Cough cough* skill issue... *COUGH COUGH*
Pluto: Stop making fun of me ALL the time!
Eris: Why?? you gonna cry??
Pluto: I'm bigger than you!!
Eris: You're bigger than me by like 25 miles.
Pluto: Not EXACTLY, but still
Eris: Are you insecure of your size??
Pluto: Wh- NO!! Why would you think that?! ...can you tell?
Eris: Yes. it's obvious.
Pluto: What?! Really?! Oh jeez...
*Eris giggles a bit*
Eris: You don't have to be such a baby.
*Pluto is very offended by this statement*
Pluto: BABY?! I AM NOT A BABY!!!
Eris: Yes, you ARE!
Pluto: SHUT UP!!!!!!
*Pluto and Eris get into a fight*
Pluto: IM BIGGER!!
Eris: I THOUGHT SIZE DIDN'T MATTER?!
Haumea: What the?!- WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
*Eris and Pluto stop fighting and look at Haumea*
Pluto: Uhh... hi... Haumea.
Haumea: What were you two doing?
Eris: We were... uh-
*Pluto interrupts Eris*
Pluto: We were being best friends and respecting eachother and totally NOT bullying eachother
*Haumea looks at them with an annoyed look on her face*
Haumea: I didn't know fighting was friendship, but suit yourself.
Pluto: Hey- Eris started it!
Eris: Hey, I didn't do anything. YOU came to ME with your tragic little story. I didn't ask you to.
Haumea: Enough! If you guys can't get along I'll have to seperate you two.
Pluto & Eris: NONO!! WE'LL GET ALONG!!
*Pluto & Eris look at eachother*
Eris: Uh- I mean- I'll get along with him!
Pluto: Y-yeah! me too! I swear!
Haumea: Good. and if I see you two fighting again, You better get ready!
*Haumea leaves*
Eris: ...
Pluto: ...
Eris: ...Lamo.
Pluto: HEY-!