So, turns out, I forgot to post this one and the 3rd 'What I Hate'! Omg. So, here's a little '4-chapter' update.
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"Yeah, yeah here we go. Episode number whatever," Jade shrugs, after placing the remote down on the table. "Of me telling you all about the stuff I hate."
"Okay. Uhh what do I hate.." She snaps her fingers, "Umm, Oh! Why don't we start with people who say have a nice day." She forcibly smiles. "Yeah.. STOP it!" She yells.
"Cause how do you know that my dog didn't die that morning. How do you know that my dad didn't get fired. Again. Or maybe, maybe I have food poisoning! And if I'm walking around in two in the afternoon and I'm sick to my stomach and my dad just got laid off and my dog died, I really don't need a person coming to me saying 'Have a nice day!' I hate that." She glares at the camera.
"I hate Cilantro." She states, scratching her hair before sitting upright in her chair. "I hate the way fish smell on a summer day."
"I hate making this video." She deadpans.
"I hate it when I'm out with some chick on a date or whatever and she looks at me and says, 'I'm just experimenting.' What is the whole point of the date for!?" She throws her hands up before pointing at the camera.
"So, for all you girls at Hollywood Arts wanting to 'experiment'" She says in a mocking tone, "This is for you. If you're gonna be on a date with me," She shrugs, looking at her nails. "Know what you want! Or don't! If you're not sure, just don't go on a date with me! But don't lead me on thinking you know what you want! I hate that."
"I hate the word tissue." Jade muttered, resting her head on her palm. She sighs, grabbing her maroon mug from the side table before looking at the camera. "I hate the word moist." She says before grimacing, "Mannn I hate that word."
"And if you say moist tissue, then I literally could not hate you more." Jade nods her head.
"I hate the number 9. It just sounds so whiny." She says before feigning a frown, "Ninnne." She whines, "Ninnne."
Putting her mug down, Jade shrugs. "I also hate this noise." She puts her tongue up to the roof of her mouth, moving it down and up repeatedly. "See."
"I hate movies where a bunch of cute kids work together to save the world. Kay? Attention Hollywood movie making people, I've seen four thousand versions of that movies. STOP IT!" She yells before rolling her eyes.
"I hate bra's that hook in the front. Because if you're too lazy to reach behind your back, then maybe you should just stay home. Y'know cause seriously, is this too much to ask?" She asks, reaching her arms behind her back. "Is that too much effort for you? Is that a lot of trouble? I don't think it is." Jade glares, before resting her hand in her hair as she looked at her remote laying on her side table.
"We're done." She says, grabbing the remote.
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