*Debbie opens the door*
Debbie: What are you doing here?
Constance: Running from my problem
Debbie: *looks at Lou angrily running towards the door*
Debbie: Did you again show Lou 'Australia is not real' propaganda videos?
***
Lou: I invited y'all because I am in a mood for a dangerous game
Constance: KNIFE MONOPOLY!
Lou:
Others:
Lou: I was talking about Russian roulette. But now I am really interested in whatever Knife monopoly is!
Tammy: NO TO BOTH, YOU PSYCHOPATHS!
***
Debbie: *wears slightly greyish outfit instead of her usual black outfits*
Lou: I see you've decided to wear your bright spring colours
***
Lou: Why didn't you tell me?
Debbie: Because of your tendency to overreact
Lou: *knocks off the vase from the table* I do NOT overreact!!!
***
Debbie: Christmas is cancelled!
Constance: You can't cancel a holiday
Debbie: Keep it up and you'll lose New Year's too
Constance: What? Fuck You
Debbie: Lou, take New Year's away from Constance
***
Constance: Based on statistical evidence, I think I am immortal
Lou: Why do you think that?
Constance: I haven't died yet
Lou: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
***
Tammy: Okay, run it one more time. You asked the team if we wanted some Mac n' cheese
Lou: Yup
Tammy: We said no
Lou: Yup
Tammy: Yet you made Mac n' Cheese
Lou: You are on the right track
Tammy: We came downstairs and each took a bowl of it, to which you-
Lou: Took away the fucking Mac n' Cheese back from you all and told to make your own damn cheesy noodles
Tammy: But you didn't stop Debbie from taking a bowl-
Lou: *throws hands in air* What do you expect me to do? Let her starve?
***
*Tammy sees Lou storming away angrily*
Tammy: Did you and Lou get in a fight?
Debbie: *sipping her tea* Lou had a fight. I was being perfectly reasonable
***
Debbie: I fell-
Lou: From heaven?
Debbie: No, I literally fell-
Lou: In love with me?
Debbie: LOU! MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Lou: Okay, but let's go back to my previous question. And be honest
***
*Debbie's daily routine to wake Lou up*
Debbie: *whispering* Wake up, Lou
Debbie: *leans close* Wake up, honey
Debbie: *gently nudges Lou's shoulder* Wake up, babe
Debbie: *kisses allover Lou's face* Wake up, Louise
Debbie: *gets off the bed, goes near the window and draws back the curtains* Good Morning, Lou!
Debbie: *Walks back to the bed, straddles Lou, and slaps her cheek hard*
Lou: *wakes up with a jolt* WHA-
Debbie: *climbing off of Lou* That's right! Wake up you little shit!
***
Rose: So, you really believe me, Daphne?
Daphne: You are the only good person in the face of this miserable planet. I'd believe you if you said cartoon birds woke you up and did your hair this morning
***
Tammy: So, you two got kicked out of the movies? What did you do?
Nine: Constance was yelling diving scores as people jumped off the Titanic while it was drowning
Constance: The last guy had a solid 8 let me tell you
***
Rose: Imagine getting paid for being cute
Lou: You would be rich
Rose: *blushes* Thanks
Constance: Cute is okay, but imagine getting paid for being an annoying asshole
Debbie: *not looking up from her magazine* Lou would be a billionaire
***
*Tammy struggling to put her kids to sleep, calls Daphne*
Tammy: My kids won't go to bed. They wanna watch HBO. Do you think it's okay if I let them watch tonight's Game of Thrones? I don't want them to see nud-
Daphne: Are you insane? Absolutely not! There's way too much going on, they'll be completely lost. They have to start from season one or it just won't make any sense
***
Tammy: I accidentally hit a bunny!
Debbie: Oh no! Easter is cancelled! Thanks a lot
Tammy: Wha-
Lou: Here comes Peter Cottontail hopping down the bunny trail... OH NO! HERE COMES TAMMY! AND SPLAT!
***
Lou: How drunk was I last night?
Debbie: Well, at one point I convinced you to try and bite your own nose...
Lou: Shit! What happened?
Debbie: You were rolling around on the floor for an hour screaming 'It's getting away it's getting away'
***
*Christmas night*
Debbie: *singing* I kiss you a merry Christmas, I kiss you a merry Christmas, I kiss you a-
Lou: These are not the lyrics, Debbie
Debbie: Do you want the kiss or not, Miller?
Lou:
Lou: Yes I do
Debbie: Then kindly shut your mouth and let me sing and kiss you
***
Rose: So... I am in love with Daphne
Nine: Daphne?
Amita: Our Daphne?
Rose: Yes. Thoughts?
Constance: And prayers. Holy shit, girl!
***
Tammy: So, we are on plan B now?
Debbie: Technically, this is plan H
Nine: How many plans do we have? Is there like, plan M?
Debbie: Yeah, but Constance dies in plan M, so we aren't-
Daphne: I like plan M. Let's do it
Constance: *Hiding behind Lou* I suddenly am not feeling safe here
***
Rose: Is it okay if I swear?
Lou: Absolutely yes, Rosie. You can do whatever you want here. You can swear.
Rose: *taking a deep breath* Fffff-
Lou: Yes, go on. Let go of your anger and frustration and swear as you please
Rose: I want to but I am nervous
***
Amita: *excited* it's Christmas! We should get into Christmas mood!
Constance: *pointing at Rose* Merry crisis
Amita: Wha-
Nine: *pointing at Daphne* Hoe Hoe Hoe
Amita: That's not-
Constance: *pointing at Amita* Jingle bells Jingle bells SINGLE ALL THE WAY!
***
Debbie: Nobody has better memory than I do. I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I forgot something
Lou: You forgot to buy Vegemite last week despite me reminding you 100 times
Debbie: I didn't forget. I skipped that on purpose
***
Amita: How do I look, Constance?
Constance: *not looking up from her phone* with your eyes, idiot. How else?
***
*Constance and Nine discussing about their racing video game*
Constance: We have to somehow get that Lamborghini Huracan!
Debbie: *overhears*
*Later*
Debbie: Don't ask me how, but here *throws a car key*
Constance and Nine: What is this?
Debbie: Key to Huracan. It is parked in the garage. I will ask Lou to change its colour and get a new plate
***
Lou: Debbie, can I talk to you in our room, now?
Debbie: Okay? *follows Lou to room*
Lou: Lock the door, quick
Debbie: *smirking* I like where this is going
Lou: Okay, turn off all the lights
Debbie: *turns off the lights* As you wish, babe-
Lou: *excited* Look at my new watch! It glows in dark!
Debbie: *facepalming* I should've known
***