Tammy: *frustrated at Debbie* You always do this. You haven't changed at all. You were a bitch back then and you are still. You never let me have anything good.
Debbie: Look who is saying. You always took things from me
Tammy: Name one!
Debbie: Well, remember in highschool you took my boyfriend Dave from me.
Tammy: Dave was my boyfriend, you asshole! You fucked him knowing very well he and I were together!
Debbie: Oh that was 30 years ago. Get over it
***
Lou: I bet I can get you to say red
Tammy: Bring it on
Lou: What colour is the sky?
Tammy: Blue
Lou: There! I told you I can make you say blue
Tammy: you said red
Lou: And there it is
***
Constance: Hey, I want to tell knock knock joke. Please don't mess it up this time
Rose: Okay
Constance: Knock knock
Rose: Who's there?
Constance: FedEx
Rose: Oh, just leave it on the doorsteps
***
Debbie: *being romantic* Lou, hypothetical situation. If you are to be stranded in an island with one person forever, who would it be?
Lou: Oh that's easy! Dora. That girl has everything in her backpack, I wouldn't have to work at all.
*P. s: Lou slept on the couch that night*
***
*An overly proud dude trying to impress Debbie*
Dude: Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind, it's too long
Debbie: Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nevermind, you'll never get it
***
Constance: Lou, can you teach me to play violin
Lou: What made you develop a sudden interest in violin
Constance: ... I don't know... I just want to
Lou: I can't accept that answer. Definitely a new trend or your favourite fictional character is playing violin
Constance: I swear I just want to learn
Lou: *Not believing Constance, googles 'What anime character plays violin*
***
Debbie: Hereafter, you'll not drink a drop of alcohol for the rest of your life
Lou: But why?
Debbie: Yesterday, after partying you asked me to drive you back to our loft
Lou: It's a good thing, right? I was being responsible
Debbie: The party was at our loft, Lou
***
*Little Lou in school*
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
