Rose: Why do people fight over who is top and who is bottom? I for one would consider myself lucky to have a bunk bed. Doesn't matter if I sleep in the lower bed or upper.
Constance:
Nine:
Daphne:
Constance: I'm gonna tell her
Daphne: don't you dare!
***
*At night*
Debbie: *seductively* tell me your wildest fantasy
Lou: Oh my god! Finally someone asked. I have this awesome fantasy where I spin a wheel of fortune so hard, it rotates at such a high speed it catches fire!
Debbie: uh Lou, that's not what I-
Lou: And everyone claps and felicitate me!
***
Tammy: Where is the yoghurt? I had written it with special marker do you would get it without fail!
Constance: *mumbles*
Tammy: what?
Constance: I said I couldn't reach it because it was in the top shelf
***
*Amita introduces her new boyfriend to the team. Debbie, Lou and Tammy disapproves because they knew the guy was bad*
Amita: I don't know why they are not accepting us
Boyfriend: I'm sure they will once-
Constance: maybe they are homophobic
Amita:
Boyfriend:
***
Tammy: did you eat my powdered doughnuts?
Lou: *mouthful of doughnut* no?
Tammy: then what's that white powder on your thighs?
Lou: ... Cocaine?
***
Lou: No. This is a bad idea
Debbie: there are no bad ideas, my friend. Every idea is a good idea. Sometimes they go terribly wrong, that's all.
***
Lou: Now that I have your attention...
Tammy: you don't have my attention
Lou: shirtless Chris Hemsworth
Tammy: I'm listening
***
*Young Lou while preparing for her Uni exam*
Lou: You know, you can kill a person with almost anything. Take this pencil for example. If you stab it hard enough to puncture your jugular, it'll kill them
Tammy: uh... Thanks for this... Random fact. Please don't kill me tonight
***
*Constance attends a month long workshop and Tammy prepares her lunch every day*
Constance: I don't like the way you pack my lunch
Tammy: Maybe you should pack your own lunch
Constance: yes I should. I don't need you
*Constance packs her lunch: 12 Oreos, 7 Doritos, a cupcake, a jolly rancher lollipop, 5 Cheetos, a pack of m&m's, some Fritos, whole tin of Pringles, raw cookie dough and a KitKat*
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
