Daphne: I'm Cold
Rose: Here, Take my jacket
*meanwhile*
Lou: I'm Cold
Debbie: I can't control the weather, Miller
***
Tammy: What are you getting Lou for her birthday?
Debbie: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for my partner who already got everything she could've ever wanted when she married me. So I'm not sure yet.
Tammy: Jesus! I know what I'm getting for Lou. I'm getting her a divorce lawyer.
***
*Constance arranging Youtubers' meet*
Girl: Count me in!
Constance: Who the hell are you?
Girl: Oh, uh... you know my sibling Richie. I'm his younger sister.
Constance: Oh yeah, Richie! How is he doing? Why isn't he here?
Girl: Oh yeah well, not too good. He's been dead for the past month.
Constance: What the hell, he didn't tell me!
***
*Timeline Before Loubbie confession and after MET*
Tammy: You know, Rose gives Daphne flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Debbie: Okay.
*Later*
Debbie: *gives Daphne flowers*
Daphne: ???
Debbie: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
***
*Timeline Before Loubbie confession and after MET*
Constance: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Daphne & Rose: Chocolate cake, peanutbutter frosting, with chocolate chunks!
Constance: Wow! That's what we call couple's goal
Tammy: Our turn, Debbie! One, two, three-
Tammy: Vanilla!
Debbie: *turning towards Lou* Baby, what's the name of our favourite cake?
Lou: The one we ate in our bed last night? Or the one we had last week?
Tammy: *shocked*
***
*The gang is learning CPR on a test dummy, under the guidance of Debbie and Lou*
Debbie: So, assessing the situation. Is she breathing?
Constance: No, Debbie. She is not breathing. And she has no arms or legs.
Debbie: No, that’s not part of it—
Constance: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what quality of life do we have there?
Rose: That's insensi-
Daphne: I would want to live with no legs for experience.
Tammy: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Daphne. You don’t do anything here. We do all the housework.
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
