February 1, 2023
Dear Buddy,
This is love month and I hated it. Fuck Cupid and everyone. The only reason I like this month is because I can hoard boxes of chocolates with a bigger discount. Sweets are cheap and so is my lonely heart. Relationships nowadays are cheap too and if it's not Venus, no, thanks. I'd be better off alone. I'm gonna take a leave for now. ̶M̶a̶g̶h̶i̶h̶i̶w̶a̶l̶a̶y̶ ̶d̶i̶n̶ ̶n̶a̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶k̶a̶y̶o̶n̶g̶ ̶l̶a̶h̶a̶t̶!̶ ̶P̶i̶n̶a̶p̶a̶t̶a̶g̶a̶l̶ ̶n̶i̶y̶o̶ ̶p̶a̶,̶ ̶m̶g̶a̶ ̶t̶a̶n̶g̶a̶!̶
Goodbye,
Calum </3