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Kyle: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt Ava, you'll kill me?
Maudie: No, if you hurt Ava, she is perfectly capable of killing you with a very menacing glare.
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Ezra: Maudie doesn't have a crush on me!
Ava: Yes, she does.
Kyle: Yes, she does.
Maudie: Yes, I do.
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Maudie: Do you have any bags?
Ezra: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Maudie:
Maudie: A simple no would have sufficed.
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Ava: I have very high standards.
Kyle: *Walks in and nearly falls flat on his face* Hey guys!
Ava: I want that one.
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Kyle: C'mon, guys, what do I bring to the table?
Ava: That's easy; you're the comedic relief.
Kyle: What?
Ava: I'm the nice yet feisty one; Maudie is the quirky smart girl that ends up being almost everyone's favorite character; Ezra is the clever Asian nerd that's stereotypically good with tech; and you're the comedic relief that says something funny or dumb every 5 minutes.
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Ava: You have no clue what I'm capable of!
Ezra: Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.
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Kyle: *Plays his guitar in the office*
Ezra: Hey, do you take requests?
Kyle: Sure.
Ezra: Stop.
Kyle:
Kyle: *Plays loudly and badly just to piss him off*
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Kyle: *Answers unknown number* Hello?
Y/N: I see you.
Kyle:
Kyle: Do I look good?
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Ava: *Hugs Kyle*
Kyle: What's this?
Ava: Affection??
Kyle: Disgusting
Kyle:
Kyle: D-do it again.
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Kyle: *Sitting on a couch with a frown on his face*
Ava: Aw, turn that frown upside down!
Kyle: *hangs upside down on the couch, still frowning*
Ava: *Sigh* Close enough.
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Kyle: Pros of wearing black; I look hardcore.
Kyle: Cons of wearing black; everyone knows I had powdered doughnuts.
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Ezra: This is such a bad idea.
Kyle: So why are you coming along?
Ezra: Someone needs to be able to talk to the police when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Ava: *Walks into Kyle's room*
Kyle: Hello, Ava!
Kyle: Now you may be wondering why I'm stuck to the ceiling-
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Maudie: Hey Ezra, let's play truth or dare.
Ezra: Okay, truth?
Maudie: How many hours did you sleep last night?
Ezra:
Ezra: Dare.
Maudie: I dare you to take a nap.
Ezra:
Ezra: I don't like this game.
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Kyle: It hurts when you touch it.
Ezra: Then why do you keep touching it?
Kyle: *While slamming his hand on the cactus* Because I like pain! Pain is all I know!
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Kyle: I lost the match! Now I'm going to have to work at Maccas while living in a crappy apartment with Ezra in the future.
Ezra: Wait, why is MY life ruined???
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Y/N: How dumb do they think you are?
Kyle: Sometimes, they leave me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
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Ava: We don't love pink.
Maudie: Well, you do.
Ava: No, pink loves me.
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Kyle: We haven't had lunch yet!
Maudie: Neither have half the kids in Africa.
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Y/N: What's so good about Kyle's report card?
Maudie/Ezra/ Ava: He didn't lose it.
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Ezra: Some people ask, "Why?" Kyle asks, "Why not?"
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Kyle: You know how, growing up, we all had that one voice inside our heads that told us we weren't good enough?
Kyle: Well, mine was outside my head, driving me to school.
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Kyle: You're such a nerd.
Ezra: What no! What makes you say that?
Kyle: It's Friday night, and you're doing homework.
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Poppy: I wish Ezra was never born!
Ezra: They were trying to make one with a brain!
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Kyle: You want me to go home.
Ava:No, no, it's the opposite of that.
Kyle: I want you to go home??
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Maudie and Ezra: *Hiding behind a desk and whispering*
Ezra:Okay, let's see what this creature does to the-
Kyle: *picks up the megaphone and uses it* Luke, I am your father!
Maudie: *smiling* Called it, you owe me 5 bucks.
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Kyle: Oh, are you trying to read?
Ezra/Maudie: You're the one who tries to read.
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Ezra: There will be tons of fun Friday nights in my future. With technicians, scientists, doctors, and professional coders!
Ava: I didn't hear Maudie's name.
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Poppy: *Picks up the office landline phone* The InBESTigators office?
Poppy:
Poppy: YOU sound like a little girl!
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Kyle: I spy with my little eye something that starts with an 'r'
Ava: *Looks over at Maudie and Ezra*
Ava: Is it romantic tension?
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Kyle: The first one to reply is dume
Kyle: *dumb
Kyle: Wait.
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Maudie and Ava: *Angry*
Ava: Ezra and Kyle, we know you two snuck out last night.
Ezra: Play dumb!
Kyle: Who are Ezra and Kyle?
Ezra: NOT THAT DUMB.
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Kyle: Here is some advice.
Ezra: I didn't ask for any.
Kyle: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts, and you're the only one here.
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Y/N: What's a word that's a mix between 'Sad' and 'mad'?
Maudie/Ezra: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Kyle: Smad.
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Ava: Okay, let's focus on your positives. What are your good traits?
Kyle: I'm loyal, I'm playful, and I have a lot of energy-
Kyle: I-I'm just describing a dog, aren't I?
Ava: Well, yeah. But people love dogs.
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Ava: I can't believe unicorns are fake and giraffes are real. I mean, which is more believable, a horse with a horn, or a leopard, moose, camel with a 40-foot neck?
Ezra: ...
Maudie: Actually, she does have a point.
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Maudie: Can you describe the person who hurt you?
Kyle: Yes.
Kyle: He was not very nice.
Maudie: *Sigh* That doesn't help.
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Kyle: Now I feel terrible.
Kyle: These feelings would go so well with pie.
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Ezra: I have a problem! I feel too much.
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Kyle: I sent him the following carefully worded text.
Kyle: "You suck."
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Ava: Kyle, can you roast this marshmallow for me?
Kyle: Sure.
Kyle: Your white, soft and built like a box-
Ava: That's not what I meant.