Me: *Decides to write Zenitsu in a more mature manner*
Y'all: "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOUU, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOUUU, WHO YOU IS, WHO YOU BE, HUH? ION EVEN KNOW YO ASSS"
I'm sorry but that's all that plays in my mind when I read the comments on Zenitsu's part of the scenario-
Anyways-
I can't remember if I've already said this in one of my other chapters but a few weeks ago I published a scenario/headcanon/what if book centered around the Tokito Twins in celebration of Muichiro's backstory being animated/Yuichiro being animated!
If you love Muichiro, Yuichiro, or both like me, why not go check it out- 👀✨
How do they react to you referring to them as your friend rather than significant other as a prank? 🤔 ( Ex. "Oh! I almost forgot to introduce you two! This is my good friend, _____ )
This was heavily inspired by @xxsabitoxx on Tumblr!
Bf/n L/n = Best friend's full name
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Giyu Tomioka
"Oh! I almost forgot! This is my good friend, Giyu!" Giyu halts and immediately looks over at you with shock and confusion in his eyes. You however, tilt your head at him and give him a questioning look.
"What's wrong, Giyu?" You ask, deciding to act as if you didn't know what you said wrong. Giyu purses his lips before they dip into a small, hurt frown. It makes you frown as well.
"Awh.. I'm just kidding, lovely. Don't look like that.." You say before planting a kiss to his cheek. Your friend raises their eyebrow at the sight.
"Let's redo this. This is Giyu Tomioka, my lovely boyfriend. I hope you two can get along well."
Obanai Iguro
"It's nice to meet you! I'm Y/n and this is my friend--"
"Boyfriend." Obanai corrects. Eyes narrowing at your childish attempt to prank him. You huff, crossing your arms against your chest.
"You never let me have any fun.."
Mitsuri Kanroji
"Hey, Bf/n! Oh! It's so good to see you!" You said as you pulled your friend into a small hug before pulling away, "I'm so excited to introduce you to my friend! This is Mitsuri Kanroji!"
Bf/n gives you a look but upon seeing yours, they look back at Mitsuri, resisting the urge to roll their eyes at you as they go in to shake her hand.
"It's nice to meet you, Ms. Kanroji. Your..friend here..has told me so much about you." They say giving her smile.
"I-! Huh?" Mitsuri looks back at you, her mouth slightly agape as if she was about to say something. However, upon seeing the innocent, clueless look you give her, she furrows her brows, closes her mouth, and frowns. She looks back over at your best friend with sad eyes as she gives their hand a small shake.
"It's nice to meet you.." She mumbles out as her shoulder droop. Bf/n shoots you a mean look as Mitsuri looks down at her feet. Realizing what you had done, you put your hand on Mitsuri's shoulder. She looks up at you and you flash her an apologetic smile before turning to Bf/n.
"Sorry, I made a mistake. This is my wonderful girlfriend, Mitsuri Kanroji. The one you know all about already because of how much I talk about her to you."
"You.. You talk about me?" Mitsuri's cheeks flush as her hands come up to cover her face, "Oooh..! I hope it wasn't anything bad.."
Bf/n chuckles, "Don't worry. I've only heard good things and they seem to all be true." They outstretch their hands to her again, "It's nice to meet you, Kanroji. I'm Bf/n L/n. This idiot's best friend."
"Hey!"
Shinobu Kocho
"I didn't know friends scream each other's names and touch each other like we do." Shinobu says. Your friend gasps at this, their face flushing red which coincidentally matches your face perfectly.
"Shinobu!" You yelp out, face hot from embarrassment. Shinobu tilts her head, looking at you with sly confusion on her face.
"Hm? What's with the red face, Y/n? Did I say something wrong?" She says, chuckling to no one in particular as you sputter and struggle to regain your composure.
Sanemi Shinazugawa
"Friend? So I'm your friend now, huh?" Sanemi grumbles. You groan.
"I told you already, I was just kidding earlier. Will you let it go already?" You ask. If you knew such a small prank would get to him like this, you would've been less inclined to do it.
Sanemi huffs, "Why should I? Because we're friends?"
You let out another, more exasperated groan as you faceplant into the pillow, "Ugh! I told you I was just kidding! It was a fucking joke!"
You hear Sanemi click his tongue, "Well the joke wasn't fucking funny.."
After a while of silence, you lift your head up, "C'mere."
"Why? Is it--"
"Stop being a smartass for a second and come here." You cut off. Sanemi shoots you a narrowed look but complies and walks over to the guest bed you're laying on.
As soon as he's close enough, you pull him down and into your arms, quickly wrapping your arms around him as his head falls into your chest.
"What are you--" As he lifts his head up, you bring your hand up and place your finger against his lips.
"Shh! Just be quiet and let me make up for earlier with cuddles and head pats.."
Kyojuro Rengoku
"Did I do something to offend you in any way?" Kyojuro suddenly asked as he watched you ( brush your hair/braid your hair/remove your makeup ) in the mirror. He was sitting on the guest bed your master had graciously provided the two of you.
"Hm?" You hummed. Now looking at him through the reflection of the mirror, "What're you talking about?"
"Earlier when you introduced me to your master you called me your best friend instead of your significant other or boyfriend." He explained, "I don't mind being referred to as your best friend. It's an honor really, but it made me wonder why you introduced me like that. Have I done something to make you think I'm undeserving of the title of being your lover?"
You halt. You had completely forgotten about your little prank and to be honest, you didn't expect Kyojuro to still be thinking about it. After all, he didn't show any sign of catching on earlier hence why you gave up on it and came clean to your master after Kyojuro left to wash off.
"Kyo.." You mumble, guilt clouding your heart at the realization that your teasing may have hurt his feelings, "You didn't do anything wrong. I pulled what I thought was an innocent prank. Hurting you was never my intent."
You get up from where you were sitting on the floor and walk over to him, sitting down beside him and looking him in his eyes as you rest your hand atop of his, "I'm sorry.."
Kyojuro looks down at your intertwined hands and for the first time that night, the corner of his lips turn upwards into a small smile, "So you were just teasing. Thank goodness.."
He begins to gently run his fingers over your knuckles, "I forgive you as long as you don't pull something like this again."
Tanjiro Kamado
"Hey, F/n! This is the friend I've been talking so much about! His name is Tanjiro Kamado!" You say cheerfully before pushing Tanjiro forward.
"Huh?" He stumbles for a moment but quickly regains his footing and looks back at you, "I'm your..friend?"
You nod, "That's right! I'm your friend! ..Is there something the matter, Tanjiro?" As you tilt your head and flutter your eyelashes at him, Tanjiro's face flushes red. As confused as he is by your statement, he can't possibly contradict you when you look like that.
"Uh-! Not at all, Y/n!" He turns back to your friend, his smile concerningly wide as he shakes their hand, "Like Y/n said I'm Tanjiro! It's nice to meet you!"
As Tanjiro continues on with his introduction you can't help but giggle to yourself. You weren't expecting him to just roll with your prank but it was a funny surprise nonetheless. You'll definitely have to make this up to him later though. ( Don't want him overthinking anything )
Muichiro Tokito
As soon as the word 'friend' leaves your lips, Muichiro shoots you a dirty look, "I'm not your friend."
"Yes you are." You say, not expecting your boyfriend to pout at you. As mad as he looked, he looked absolutely adorable at the same time which only fueled you to continue.
"We've been friends for a long time now, Muichiro." You walk over to him and look him dead in the eyes, "Are you starting to forget stuff?"
The narrowed look Muichiro gives you makes a chill run down your spine. You know you've overstepped but the damage is already done, he's already walking over to your friend to shake their hand. ( But not before giving you one last warning look )
He's definitely going to get you back for this little prank you pulled. Hopefully some apology kisses and cuddles later will make him forget about this incident. If not, you fear the worse will come to you when you train with him tomorrow evening.. ( That or he revokes his kisses from you for a week )
Yuichiro Tokito
"Hey, C/n! I've missed you sooo much!" You said mid-hug, giving your smiling cousin a big squeeze which makes them laugh a little.
"Ahaha~! I've missed you too, cuz! ..Well, don't keep me in suspense! Who's this?" They ask, looking over at Yuichiro. You open your mouth to introduce your boyfriend but as an idea pops into your head, you give your cousin a knowing look before saying, "..Oh! He's just a friend!"
"Excuse me?" Yuichiro says almost immediately, his head snapping over to meet your mischievous gaze.
"What's wrong, Yui? Aren't you my friend?" You ask, pulling away from your cousin to cross your arms against your chest and smirk at him, "If I'm wrong feel free to correct me."
As Yuichiro's face burns a bright red, he quickly turns his head away. Your older cousin chuckles, lightly smacking you on the shoulder.
"Ahaha~! No need to tease him, Y/n!" They say which causes you to laugh. They walk up to Yuichiro and offer their hand to shake, "Nice to meet you, Tokito. I'm C/n L/n, your girlfriend's cousin. It's a pleasure to meet you."
Zenitsu Agatsuma
"This is my best buddy, Zenitsu Agatsuma!" You say before giving Zenitsu a small pat on the back.
"Hi, it's nice to meet..you." Upon the late realization, Zenitsu looks back at you with a shocked look. He looked..hurt; Betrayed almost and it made you immediately regret your previous statemnt.
"I'm sorry, it seems I made a mistake." You say, walking up to stand beside Zenitsu and intertwine your hands with his. He looks at you and you look at him with apologetic eyes, hoping that he could sense how sorry you were for messing with him like that.
You look back at your friend who was patiently waiting to hear what you were going to say next, "This is my best buddy and boyfriend, Zenitsu Agatsuma. Sorry for realizing my mistake so late.."
Kanao Tsuyuri
"This is my good friend, Kanao." Kanao pauses and slowly turns her head to look at you. Her eyes showed confusion as they widened just a bit. Is this how she was supposed to be introduced? She didn't know for sure but something just didn't sit right with the way you introduced her.
As she takes a moment to rack her brain, your giggle cuts through her thoughts and catches her attention.
"Everything about you is so adorable, even your reaction to stupid pranks.." Is all you whisper to her before turning back to your friend. As you introduce her again, this time around referring to her as your girlfriend, the uneasy feeling in her heart disappears and her smile returns.
Thank goodness you just out and admitted to your prank. If you had left it up to her and her thoughts to think of what was wrong, who knows what would've came to mind..
Inosuke Hashibira
"What's been up with you today, huh?" You ask as you sit beside Inosuke who was eagerly chomping away on some of the food you brought with you.
"Whaddya-" He takes another bite of the food, "-mean?"
"Well ever since we met up with F/n, it feels like you've been mad at me for no particular reason. You've been avoiding me and stuff.. Mind telling me why?"
Inosuke swallows, pausing his aggressive eating as he avoids your gaze, "It's your fault. Ever since you introduced me to ( Mispronounced Name ) I've been feelin' all shitty and I don't know why."
"Ever since I introduced you, huh.." You mumbled as Inosuke continued to eat. Looking down at your lap, you thought back to earlier today. Nothing you did seemed like it would piss him off. Besides you dragging him by the ear and teasing him by introducing him as your friend rather than your boyfriend you can't think of any- Oh.
"So that's why you've been avoiding me!" You exclaim which nearly causes Inosuke to choke on his food. As he coughs, you pat his back, looking at him with apologetic eyes.
"My bad.." You say as you retract your hand before leaning back on the tree, "It's just that I figured out why you've been so mad and why you don't know why."
"Well tell me, what's wrong?" He asks. You shake your head.
"..It's nothing important anymore, it's rather silly actually.." You grab Inosuke by the chin and pull him close enough to plant a kiss on his cheek. Inosuke's eyes widen as blush spreads across his cheeks.
You smile and close your eyes, leaning against his shoulder, "Just know that I'll never do it again, 'kay?"
Nezuko Kamado
"I almost forgot to introduce you two! Nezuko, this is my sister, S/n. S/n, this is my best friend, Nezuko."
Nezuko doesn't catch on to your prank and obliviously shakes your sister's hand. Even as your sister refers to her as your 'best friend' rather than your 'girlfriend', Nezuko doesn't show any sign that she's realizes something is wrong.
"Isn't there something you want to say. Nezuko?" You ask. Nezuko looks at you and tilts her head and as the realization dawns on you, you internally facepalm.
"Nevermind.."
Gyomei Himejima
"This is my friend, Gyomei Himejima!"
Gyomei patiently waits for you to realize your mistake. To correct yourself and to reintroduce him as your boyfriend. However, the correction never comes as you continue the conversation. It makes Gyomei frown as tears begin to roll down his cheeks. Moreover, as much as he dislikes how you referred to him, he's mature about it. He's sure that it was an accident on your part. There's nothing to make a big deal over.
"Is there anything you want to say, Gyomei?" You suddenly ask, your tone carrying a certain playfulness that Gyomei easily picks up on.
"Yes, there is." He says, "Y/n has made a small mistake. I'm not just her friend, I'm also her significant other."
You let out a small giggle as you lean against his muscular arm, a smile creeping up your face as you do so, "Hehehe~! Just wanted to hear you say it.."
Kanae Kocho
"This is my friend, Kanae Kocho. I hope you don't cause her too much trouble."
As Kanae goes in to shake your brother's hand, she suddenly halts and looks over at you with wide eyes.
"Friend?" She repeats the word in her mind. Friend.. Friend.. She's your..friend?
"Uh.." Your brother mumbles after a moment but Kanae doesn't hear him as she was too focused on you, who was smiling at her.
"So I'm just your friend now?" She asks, her voice underlined with something indescribable that put you on slight edge.
"Mhm." You said, your smile slowly morphing into a small smirk, "Is there a problem?"
"Not at all, friend." Your eyes narrow at her tone change, "But it seems as if you're feeling a bit playful today. I might have to help you wind down later."
"Is that so." You say, closing your eyes and crossing your arms against your chest. Now completely ignoring your brother who was confused on what was going on between you two.