do i wanna know? - scaramouche

By mouchesgf

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a fluff-filled story wherein you reunite with your childhood friend (who loves to give mixed signals), scaram... More

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kuni

you

I HATE MATH.

bro

wtf is calculus

id calcualws was a person

I HOPE HE DIE 🙏🙏💯💯🔥🔥

kuni

it's one in the morning

are you cramming your work

you

THAT'S NOT THE POINY

and wyh atw u awake

u told me goodnight ome hour ago

kuni

i can't sleep

you

OH NO WHUY

kuni

idk

you

is it bcs we're leavinh for
inazuma soon

IS SOMETHING BOTHERING U

kuni

no no

i don't know. but i really
can't sleep

you

KUNI PLEASE SLEEP

u get so cranky in the morning
when u dony get enough sleep

kuni

and YOU act like a hyper raccoon
when you don't get sleep

you

HEBWKFOWODJ HELP

RACCOON 🙁🙁

what woulf help u sleep then

kuni

just talk

you

text or call

kuni

no not call i'm saving phone
battery

you took my charger

you

NO I DIDNT.

oh NVM its herwh

STOP LEAVING UR STUFF HERE

kuni

you stole it from my bag 💀

you

🙁

ok idk whay to tlak abt i practically
tell u everything

WAIT

but what's my contact
name on ur phoen

kuni

a star

you

A STAR????

WHY

normal ppl would've put a heart
but im glaf u put a star

kuni

idk it's just better

you

FOR REAL

actuallh idk what to talk abt im osrry

should i come over instead

i mean ur house is a few
streets away

kuni

it's not safe to walk out
this late

you

GEEZ I'LL BE FINE

i have my taser with me

kuni

????

you have a fucking taser?

you

yea

one time i had to do a group art
project with this one weirdo he
was so weird i just had to buy
a fuckinh taser coz we went
to his house 😰😰

BUT IT'S PINK 🥰

you

why was he weird what did
he do

you

incel weird

bro is obsessed with quintessential
quintuplets 🤣🤣🤣

kuni

buying a taser was the right move

you

FOR REAL

i didn't end up using it tho my
one friend kept us apart he sat
next to me and kepy giving the
incel the stink eye

I WAS FR BOUTA SNAP EVERYTIME
HE CAME NEAR ME

the taswr was in my pocket and i
had my line ready

"wanna see something funny? :3"

kuni

good thing your friend was there

if i were you would've bought
a chainsaw and not a taser

you

well u won't need the chainsaw
anyway you'd beat him up w
yo hands 😭😭

ok i'm over by the corner of
the street wait for me

kuni

i told you not to???

you

WELL U JUST SAID IT WAS UNSAFE

u didn't say no ☺️☺️☺️

but im okay here

kuni

you're so stubborn

you

like u

we're so bffs 🤞🤞🤞🤞

kuni

ew

door is unlocked

hurry up

seen

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kuni

you

WHERE ARE U

im gonan cry

kuni

good morning

i'm in class

you

why

🤬

u didn't wake me UP

kuni

you stayed up all night 💀 of
course you have to sleep

are you dumb

you

yea

I MISSED MY MORNING CLASS

kuni

then you should've slept early

you

stoo.

yoau arw leiteerwlly so mean

IM STILL GOING TO CAMPUS

kuni

go rest you motherfucker

you

LANGUAGE

why r u so rude to me 😞😞😞

CANT U BE SWEET

kuni

well then SORRY

go rest then 🥺🥺🥺🥺 poor
little baby 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 i hope
u dont die 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

you

IM HOLELRING

WHY ARE U SO CRANKY

DID U NOT GEG ENOUGH SLEEP

kuni

i slept well thank you very much

you

HWTAS WRONG WITH YOU THEN

poor wittle baby is thwowinh a
tantwum 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

kuni

kys

affectionately

you

NO YOU DO THAT

you did not jus tell me to kms 😞

im so sad 😞😞😞😞

im loterally cryinh.

im telling ur mom

kuni

i said affectionately.

wow im so scared

you

WHATS WRONG WITH U HUH

what did i do

WHAT HAPPENF TO U

bro im being slash srs 🙁 why r
u so mad huh what happef to u

do u meed a kiss 😘😘😘

kuni

no

yes

you

bro HESITATED 😂😂

im gonna take that as a no

kuni

yes

i said yes

you

IDC YOU SAID NO FORST

but okay i'll kiss u

if u beg 😈😈😈😈😈

kuni

what.

no.

ew.

you

WDYM EW ☹️☹️☹️☹️

kuni

i am not begging for a kiss

you

FINE THEN DONT GET A KISS

btw im actually omw to my
second class rn

i wad abt to drop by to givw u
a kiss BUT OH WELL

kuni

didn't i tell you to rest

you

naw i havw classes

kuni

where? what building?

where are u rn

you

damn why u all up in my business for

nerd 😂

kuni

😐

i'm going to kill you for not resting

you

IM AT THE LIBRARY STUPID

im finishinh my homework

now dont disturb me gl w
ur classes ttyl

kuni

no

where at the library

you

PFFT LMAO I CAN SEE U

WHY R U LOOKINH FOR ME

DO U WANT THE KISS THAT BAD

kuni

where are you

you

secrett 😘😘😘😘😂😂

u jus gonan steal a kiss from me

IM NOT KISSING U UNLESS YOU BEG

kuni

NO

you

YES

kuni

(y/n).

please

my next class is in five minutes

you

please whaatt? 😁😁😁😁

kuni

😐

yk what fuck you

you

NAH FUCK YOU FOR NOT
WAKING ME UP

kuni

found you

ha

you

WHAT

WAIY

NO DONY

HA HA

u cant comw into the ladies room 😘

kuni

that's cheating. unfair. dirty trickster

kiss me or i'll kms right here now

you

HELPF ME

THATS NOT BEGGINH ANYMORE

im wheezinh

FINE GEEZ u win okay DONT KYS

wait i gotta pee

kuni reacted 😐

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kuni

you

hi pookie whrre r y

kuni

home

are u done packing

we leave tomorrow

you

YEAH

i made yo mom some dango

kuni

ew

you

WELL I GOTTA THANK HER FOR
GIVING U LIFE 🥰🥰😘😘😘

i ❤️ my loser boyfriend

kuni

😐

you

I LOVE YOU SRRY

ok

do you think they'd like me

kuni

are you worried about their
opinion abt you?

you

babes ur moms are like rich hot ceos
and stuff I JUST KNOW THEY HAVE
HIGH STANDARDS AND SHIT

kuni

who cares

also, ei would like you

you

HOW DO YOU KNOW

kuni

you made her dango

she'd love you

you

but you're like your family's law
firm company heir

WHAT IF THEY SUDDENLY WANT
TO PUT YOU IN AN ARRANGED
MARRIAGE.

kuni

no way in hell 💀 you read too
much novels

wtf are you even
talking about be fr

you

YOU NEVER KNOW MAN

now that i thinj of it

YOU'RE LIKE A GUY STRAIGHT
OUR OF A NOVEL. U HAVE LIKE
rich parents a pretty face ure smart
and u havw ur life together

kuni

you're overthinking this, love

calm down

you

but 🙁🙁🙁🙁

WHAT IF THEY DONT LIKE ME

kuni

i'll replace my parents

you

HELF isnt the girlfriend the one
meant to be replaced

kuni

not you

if they don't like you, then we're
leaving. we don't need them

don't be too concerned about their
opinion on you

you

okay 🙁

okay thanks i am now calm ily

i have to finish making these dangos

give me a second

i lovw you sm ☹️☹️☹️☹️

kuni

i know. i love you too

you

YOY ARE SO SWEET

kuni

no i'm not

kys

you

HWAT

what's with thw switch up

☹️☹️

ok ttyl I WILL NOW MAKE
THE DANGOS

kuni reacted 👍

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someone draw scara as the onceler i will do anything

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