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Sorry, I'm Not Into Bestiality

By IggyWasTaken

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Now, I've been hungover before. I've experienced the entire earthly spectrum of emotion that comes with the j... More

Announcement
WARNING
Prologue
Chapter 1 -- You alright, mate?
Chapter 2 -- Do I even have a crucifix?
Chapter 3 -- "Your obsession with dogs is concerning."
Chapter 4 -- "My delicious English muffin!
Chapter 5 -- "I'll skin you alive!"
Chapter 6 -- "Special circumstances"
Chapter 6.2 - "The other day I was kidnapped."
Chapter 6.4 - "It's just been a day."
Chapter 6.3 - "A baby and a hat."
Chapter 7 -- "Oh wow, look at that. He didn't eat you."
Chapter 8 -- "...Day twenty three in Danny's hair."
Bonus POV -- Toby and Lilly
Chapter 9 -- "The Universe can suck my dick."
Chapter 10 -- "We've got a really good sense of smell, Dan."
Chapter 11 -- ""Nothing is going to be sprouting out of anywhere."
Chapter 12.I -- "Well, you know how it is with basketball season."
Chapter 12.II -- "A woman named Karen made it."
Chapter 12.III -- "My step-dad gave me trauma."
Chapter 13-- "I'm so going to regret this."
Chapter 14 -- "Some Birthday."
Chapter 14 -- Portals
Chapter 15 -- "Turn on the light."
Chapter 16 -- "I need a drink."
Chapter 17 -- "Are you doubting my abilities, Miss Perkins?
Chapter 18 -- "...FOR SPARTA!"
Chapter 19 -- "...You became a pirate?"
Chapter 20 -- "What human would want this?"
Chapter 21 -- Anne Summers
Chapter 22 -- It hurts.
Chapter 23 -- When you can see the future everything is funny.
Chapter 24-- Ghosts
Chapter 25 -- ...Perfect.
Chapter 26 -- Cat Tutu's
Chapter 27 -- "Mark it."
CHRIS'S DREAM (Plus important A/N)
Chapter 28 -- "I was deemed 'mentally unstable'."
Chapter 29 -- Chloe
Chapter 30 -- "I want a bouncy ball."
Chapter 31.I -- It's like Harry Potter, only real.
Chapter 31.II -- "I begged for Sanctuary."
CHAPTER 31.III -- "You're joking right?"
Chapter 32 -- "Do I look like her f***ing mother?!"
Chapter 33 -- "I got you a toothbrush if you needed it?"
Chapter 34 -- "I love you."
Chapter 35 -- "What now you're a snake?"
Chapter 36 -- "Who's Shrek?"
Chapter 37 -- "...Do I look like a wolf to you?"
Chapter 38 -- "I should've stayed at home today."
Chapter 39 -- "Come on, Baby."
Chapter 40-- Just another in the long list of the dead...
Chapter 41-1 -- Totally Worth It...
Chapter 41-II -- "...Aye, I suppose I've nothing better to do."
Chapter 42 -- "You need it more than I do..."
Chapter 43-- What had happened to my English?
Chapter 44 -- Maximus Power
Chapter 45 -- "I'm sick of feeling a draft on my scalp."
Chapter 46 -- Here's the funny thing about genoicide
Chapter 47: "Never said it was fair."
Chapter 48 -- "Baff."

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Sorry, I'm Not Into Bestiality

Werewolf

Now, I've been hungover before. I've experienced the entire earthly spectrum of emotion that comes with the joys of drinking until you can't stand. I...

alpha comedy enemiestolovers fairytale fantasy future human humanmate humor love mature mystery paranormal plottwist realistic romance twist werewolf wolf

WARNING

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By IggyWasTaken

WARNING!

This book contains a lot of themes that some people may people may find distressing and/or triggering.

The following themes are featured and/or discussed within this book:

Mental health disorders

Suicide and self harm

Physical violence // Sexual violence

Drug Abuse

Adult language

Strong scenes of gore and horror

Cannibalism



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If you find this book on any other site, it has been illegally plagiarized. Please inform me if you do so that I can whoop their ass.

OFFICIAL SPOTIFY PLAYLIST FEATURING SONGS MENTIONED IN AND USED TO INSPIRE THE BOOK: https://open.spotify.com/user/maggie3059/playlist/4vUDlsPa135zaoeP4Uenj4

Peace,

Iggy

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