Once upon a time, there was a very good-looking, cute and handsome nine-year-old bun, his name was bean paste... Cough......
Dousha feels particularly annoying recently, it's just annoying, it's never been so annoying.
His stupid brother Tang Yuan has been playing with his other younger brother Dong Dong, originally Dong Dong is still quite smart, and Dou Sha looks at him quite pleasantly, but I don't know what happened recently, the two children not only have assimilated personalities, but also seem to be assimilated, Dong Dong saw that the IQ went to Tang Yuan like this.
Tangyuan has been sticking to his bean paste since he was a child, and it is understandable that the child is young, stupid and stupid, but the only thing that the bean paste cannot understand is... You see that Tangyuan is stupid enough, why don't you consciously learn to be smart, but take Dongdong stupid?
As for Dongdong, Dou Sha has always felt that although this cousin is not in good health and needs to be taken care of, he is a little more rounded than Tangyuan's butt, but he is good-looking and smart, and he becomes stupid when he sees that he follows Tangyuan, and Dou Sha is also worried, one stupid brother is enough, and two are simply life~
On Monday morning, Dou Sha woke up early, brushed his teeth, washed his face and changed clothes, School is already on holiday, but Dousha's summer vacation has not yet come, because he still has to go to the Olympiad class.
Dou Sha changed his clothes and opened the door, and as soon as he looked down, he saw Tang Yuan wearing a cow pajamas blinking his eyes at himself, his hair was soft and messy, his eyes were particularly big and bright, and he looked at himself with a fleshy little face on his neck high.
Dou Sha looked down at Tang Yuan with an expressionless face: "What for?"
Tang Yuan twisted his body, walked towards Dousha, hugged Dousha's waist and said, "Brother still going to school today?"
Dou Sha grabbed Tang Yuan's arm, carried the child to the other side, and said as he walked out: "Of course." Tangyuan trotted behind: "Can Tangyuan
follow along?" Bean
paste went downstairs: "No.
Tangyuan stepped down the stairs one step at a time, "Why?"
Bean paste: "You're so stupid, you don't know what is taught in school." Dou
Sha said and walked downstairs, Liu Heng was sitting on the sofa reading the newspaper in the hall on the first floor, and Wang Yincheng was making breakfast in the kitchen... That's impossible.
Wang Yincheng sat opposite Liu Heng and read the newspaper.
Standing at the entrance of the stairs, Dousha saw two adults sitting on the edge of the sofa reading the newspaper at the same time, so he turned his head to look at the empty dining table, and then turned around to look at the clean and empty kitchen...
So no one is making breakfast today either?!
Wang Yincheng raised his eyes when he heard the voice, and his face did not have the self-awareness that "his son can't eat breakfast is all his mother's fault", but instead threw the newspaper and said: "There is bread and milk in the refrigerator, as well as orange juice and fruit, take it yourself."
Liu Heng didn't move, only turned his head to look at the bean paste and tangyuan.
Dou Sha walked towards the kitchen expressionlessly, and said as he walked: "Good morning."
Liu Heng said, "Early." Tangyuan, you go help your brother get breakfast. Tangyuan
stupidly followed the bean paste towards the kitchen, watching the bean paste open the refrigerator door and take out the bread and milk.
Dou Sha closed the refrigerator door, held milk bread in his left and right hands, turned around and pushed Tangyuan with his knees raised, Tangyuan "Oh", and twisted his butt to walk outside.
Dou Sha finished breakfast alone, Tang Yuan went upstairs to move the bag for his brother, when he took it down, the bean paste had already eaten quickly, and the things on the table were not cleaned up, picked up the bag and walked towards the entrance, Tang Yuan fart was still following behind.
Dou Sha changed his shoes in the entrance, turned to look at it before opening the door and went out, and Tang Yuan quickly shouted: "Goodbye brother!"
Dou Sha reached out and touched the little head of the tangyuan, and said to the two big people sitting in the living room: "Remember to feed the tangyuan, don't be hungry." "After that, close the door and leave.
Wang Yincheng seemed to suddenly remember something, quickly threw the newspaper away, ran to the entrance door, hugged Tangyuan, kissed his youngest son's head, and said: "Hey, why did I forget this little one, are Tangyuan hungry?" Ma Ma makes you breakfast. Tangyuan
was kissed inexplicably, but someone kissed Tangyuan cub still expressed pleasure, so he grinned.
School is not far from home, and Dou Sha now either walks to school or occasionally takes the bus, in short, he has not enjoyed the treatment of private car transfer for half a year.
There are not many students in the Olympiad class, and there are only 30 students in the entire third grade, of which 19 are girls and only 11 are boys.
Among these eleven boys, there are two boys who get along particularly well with Dousha, one is named Liu Ji, and the other is called Ye Fei.
Liu Ji is a prodigy, two years younger than them, jumped one level in kindergarten and one level in elementary school, and now happens to be in the same class as Dousha.
As for Ye Fei's children, since the first half of the third grade, he has expanded his goal of soaking girls in the same grade to soak a senior sister by the way, and junior high school girls can barely be if they are not too tall. It stands to reason that Ye Fei can't enter the Olympian class, but he can't stand the father of a real estate boss, and throwing RMB is as domineering as throwing bricks, and his eyes don't blink.
Liu Ji's mother Li Juan sent the child to the door, and handed three lunch boxes to the bean paste when she saw the bean paste: "Remember to go to the commissary to buy watermelon to eat in the afternoon, do you know?" Don't be hot. After saying that, he left.
Dou Sha carried three lunch boxes and Liu Ji walked towards the classroom together, Ye Fei came in from behind, with a pair of men's sunglasses on his nose, hooking Dou Sha with one hand and Liu Ji with the other, and said with a smile: "Hello, two handsome guys." There
is no fixed seat in the Olympiad class, they all sit casually, those who come early can pick a seat, and those who come late can generally only sit in the back. Obviously, the trio of Dousha, who did not wait for the empty seats in the front row, walked towards the last row in unison.
Ye Fei hooked Dou Sha and Liu Ji, and muttered in a low voice: "You didn't go to the group yesterday?" I didn't have to copy my homework! "They have a three-person group dedicated to copying homework.
Dou Sha has been growing crazy recently, always feeling that his bones hurt and he is uncomfortable, and he went back to eat yesterday and went to sleep, and he didn't do his homework at all, so he said: "I didn't do it." After speaking, Ye Fei and Dou Sha looked at Liu Jihao in unison.
Liu Ji suddenly froze, turned his head to look at the dousha with wide eyes, and said in a low voice: "You didn't do it either?"
Ye Fei took off his sunglasses in a panic: "What is 'also'?" You didn't do it either? Dou
Sha and Liu Ji scolded Ciao at the same time, quickly threw the schoolbag back into its seat, and looked left and right all over the classroom to search for any acquaintances who had arrived early.
Dousha has a proud personality, not many people he knows, the relationship is general, Liu Ji knows a lot of people, but he didn't come this time when he got along well, as for Ye Fei, his eyes swept in the classroom, but he really saw an acquaintance, that acquaintance was no one else, it was Ye Fei's ex-girlfriend who just kicked off two months ago.
Ye Fei swallowed and spat, Dou Sha and Liu Jiqi looked at him together, expecting him to untie the brothers' two ribs and wide clothes to pick up girls, Ye Fei gritted his teeth and put on the sunglasses again and ran over, not surprisingly, in exchange for a cold snort from the girl in the class: "Who are you?" Do I know you?
Ye Fei licked his face and smiled with affection in his eyes, "Jiajia, don't be angry, I feel sorry for you all my life, you see it's so hot, how bad it is to be angry, Jiajia..."
Zheng Jiajia snorted coldly, proud to death, but the corners of his mouth still grinned.
Dou Sha and Liu Ji gave Ye Fei a thumbs up in the back row... Attaboy!
Zheng Jiajia finally couldn't resist Ye Fei's sweet words, took out yesterday's Olympiad homework, and asked at the end: "Didn't you talk to me just to copy my homework?"
Ye Fei held the homework book that was about to arrive and narrowed his eyes with a smile, "Jiajia, do you think I am this kind of person?" Is it possible?
Zheng Jiajia smiled proudly.
The trio finally finished copying the homework before the teacher arrived, and in order to look like they had done it themselves, the three of them also scribbled and corrected the workbook, occasionally leaving a question or two blank to make sure it looked like they had made it themselves rather than copied it.
This morning's class was quite boring, there were piles of logic problems, the math teacher even began to talk about simple function formulas, Dou Sha was almost speechless, and the third grade learned functions This is the Olympiad textbook compiled by which brain-dead teacher.
It was exceptionally quiet outside the window, the sun was full, the temperature was more than thirty degrees, and the bean paste was sitting in the last row and listening drowsy, and he suddenly remembered that he had only eaten a few slices of bread and a glass of milk in the morning, and his stomach rumbled and began to be a little hungry.
Ye Fei began to pass notes at this time, the content was quite boring, most of them were the ones he found out which girl in the class was actually quite good-looking, that is, a little fatter and so on.
Looking at Liu Ji again, the young man was not tall and sat in the last row, and he also looked drowsy, and he was smashed by Ye Fei's note a few times before he barely fell asleep.
The morning time is very fast, class starts at nine o'clock and ends at eleven, many students go to the cafeteria to buy food to eat, the bean paste three-person party does not use, they generally eat in the classroom, there is air conditioning blowing and Liu Ji's mother's love bento.
Liu Ji's mother made three portions, one for each of the three children, and when you opened it, you can see that they are all elaborate meals, and the meat and vegetarian are also good.
Ye Fei brought imported drinks out of his home, one bottle per person, and the three of them brought two desks together for lunch, the air conditioner was blowing, and there were only three of them in the classroom.
While eating, Ye Fei suddenly asked: "Dousha, your family has no one to cook today?" The
bean paste let out a "hmm" and buried his head in continuing to eat.
Ye Fei glanced at Liu Ji and wiped the corners of his eyes with a tissue pretending to be a tissue: "It's all tears, my mother hasn't made breakfast for half a year, do you say housewives and men are easy to become lazy after marriage?" Especially after having a second child?
Liu Ji raised his eyes: "Your mother is pregnant with a second child?"
"Your mother is pregnant with her second child." Ye Fei's tone was very aggressive, as if giving birth to a second child was a very humiliating thing.
Dou Sha silently raised his eyes and glanced at Ye Fei, who shut up.
Liu Ji looked at Dousha: "Dousha, how is your brother?"
Dou Sha said: "Tangyuan is still very stupid, Dongdong is slightly better, but his body is not very good."
Liu Ji: "Then you have to worry about it in the future, my father said that parents of stupid children should worry about it for a lifetime."
Ye Fei grinned: "It's okay, the Dou Paste family is rich, his restaurant will be Dou Paste in the future, Hua Rong is his cousin's, and his brother can't die of hunger."
Liu Ji thought for a while: "It's not okay to die of hunger, my mother has been watching TV series recently, it seems that it will be troublesome to get married in the future, what mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship, my mother will cry once I watch it."
Ye Fei didn't care: "That's because your mother is a woman, my mother is a man, there is no problem, bean paste is also a fucking man, oh, by the way, bean paste, you can also let your brother marry a male wife, so that there will be no quarrels in the future?" Dou
Sha frowned and looked at Ye Fei, "Are you too broad?"
Liu Ji reacted next to him for a while, and said, "Ye Fei, you are letting Brother Dousha go to get the foundation..."
Dou Sha almost grabbed a mouthful of soup, and when he raised his eyes to look at Ye Fei, his eyes were full of fire...
There was a 60-minute mock exam in the afternoon, Liu Ji did it handy, Ye Fei looked for someone to copy the note everywhere, as for the bean paste... Originally, those topics were not stressful for him, but today he had something in his heart.
While doing the question, Dou Sha thought about several adults and two children in the family, and he suddenly began to worry about things at home a little out of age.
The wife that Uncle Liu Yi is looking for looks quite reliable, but the two seem to be less close than the relationship between Orange and his father; Has his big orange been a little endocrine disorder recently, it seems that he often doesn't make breakfast and his father is angry? Is the restaurant going to close, Liu Heng has been hanging around at home every day recently? Will the tangyuan get bigger and dumber, and you can't even get into elementary school? Dongdong is not in good health, how do you feel stupid recently? Hu Lian seems to have been particularly busy recently? Busy putting sister? Don't grandparents know about their uncle yet?
......
In short, Dou Sha thought about a messy thing in his mind, and thought that the braincase hurt in the end, but fortunately, the topic was within an acceptable range, and it was basically done.
After school in the afternoon, Liu Yi's car stopped at the door, and after Dousha got into the car, he saw Dongdong lying on the back, his eyes dripping and rolling, and he crawled towards his side with an expectant expression.
"Brother Dousha!"
Dou Sha got on the car and closed the door, and Dong Dong sat back against Dou Sha, holding Dou Sha's arm with two paws.
As if he had taken advantage of something that others did not take advantage of, Dongdong covered his mouth and said in Dousha's ear: "Brother, don't tell Tangyuan to listen to me and Dad to pick you up."
Then Dou Sha had a little headache and found that Dongdong seemed to be contaminated with the bad problems on Tangyuan's body, and also began to stick to himself.
Dinner was eaten by two families, and the meals were packed and delivered from the restaurant, and the bean paste felt that the taste was average, and after eating, he went upstairs to write his homework. Not long after, Dongdong and Tangyuan ran into the study, each carrying a basin of fruit, grapes and watermelons.
Dousha touched the heads of the two children one by one, and Dongdong and Tangyuan ran away happily.
After writing his homework, Dou Sha went to the room to get clothes, and when he passed the corridor, he heard the sounds of adults discussing downstairs.
Wang Yincheng: "I still think that I should not go abroad at such a young age, and wait until I am older."
Liu Heng said: "It is better to go out and adapt now than to grow up, and it is easier to adapt in terms of language living habits and so on."
Wang Yincheng: "You said it so easily, at what age did you go abroad and at what age did Liu Yi go abroad?" How about you give the rice balls out now and try them?
Liu Heng: "Tangyuan is too stupid, and he will definitely be bullied when he goes abroad."
Wang Yincheng: "Oh, Dou Sha smart deserves to go abroad alone?" No way!
Liu Heng: "It's been discussed for half a month, do you still want a cold war?!"
Wang Yincheng threw something on the ground: "You kind of pack me and tangyuan and go abroad, or shut me up!"
Liu Heng: "Okay, okay, I won't quarrel with you."
Dousha silently rolled his eyes and walked back to the room to get clothes and take a shower.
Bean paste goes to bed early at night, in fact, it is to turn off the lights early and turn them offThe eyes were bored and thought about the conversation between Big Orange and Liu Heng just now.
The door was suddenly pushed open from the outside, and Tangyuan trotted in as usual, climbed into bed, kissed Dou Sha on the face, and then gently got out of bed and ran away.
Not long after, the door was pushed open again, and Dou Sha lay on the bed with his eyes closed and wondered for a moment, but he could feel that the person who came in was his big orange.
Wang Yincheng sat on the side of the bed for a while, kept silently watching the bean paste, adjusted the temperature of the air conditioner for the child, and touched the head of the bean paste before leaving.
Not long after, Liu Heng walked in again, did not sit on the edge of the bed, only stood for a while, and suddenly sighed and went out.
Bean paste had a dream that night, and the scene in the dream was pink bubbles that only existed when I was a child, and there was pink everywhere...
There are many people in their sleep, uncle and aunt Dongdong and grandparents Ye Fei Liu Ji, they seem to be in a lively children's paradise, he is wearing the clothes he bought when he was a child, holding Liu Heng with one hand and Wang Yincheng with the other, and Liu Heng is dragging three-year-old tangyuan in the other hand.
In the dream, they were very happy, everyone had a smile on their faces, Dou Sha carefully looked at everyone's expressions, and suddenly Tangyuan shouted: "Brother!"
Dou Sha was shocked, turned his head to look, Tang Yuan was handing the pink marshmallow in his hand, and looked at him pitifully: "Brother, I'll give you the candy, can you share a little money with me in the future?"
The adults laughed, and Dou Sha looked at the little fool in front of him, and suddenly he was happy, took the marshmallow from Tangyuan's hand, and nodded: "I'll raise you later." Dreams
are sweet, life is naturally happy, and bean paste laughs in dreams. O（∩＿∩）O