Chapter 27
The students looked at Chun standing at the door smiling and asking them to go out, and suddenly thought of the demonic singing just now in their minds.
[In the middle of the night, he drives me away~drives me away~]
Fu Heihui was silent, his conscience was condemned, and he was the first to go out.
When he moved, the others reacted and followed him out.
Gojo Satoru turned his head, wanting to watch the video sweetly with Haru: "Haru..."
Tsukizawa Yu smiled and slammed the door shut.
Gojo Satoru: In the middle of the night, he chased me away~ chased me away~
Tsukizawa Yu was the only one left in the empty room. The atmosphere was too quiet, and the magical voice of that song couldn't help echoing in his mind.
[Beating you is like beating a dog! 】
Shut up!
He couldn't help but reflect on whether some of his behaviors were really easy to cause misunderstandings, so that kind of video appeared.
But he carefully caricatures what he does.
——In order for Wutiaowu to make friends quickly, he stopped ignoring him and went to persuade Xia Youjie to get along with Wutiaowu quickly.
no problem!
Xia Youjie said that he was partial to his younger brother, and he was a little guilty. In order to prove that he did not favor Wujo Wu, he used actions to prove that he did not favor Wujo Wu, and it was no problem!
So how did this result now?
Tsukizawa Yu thought.
Sure enough, there is a problem with the person who made the video!
Right, that is it!
The readers of the forum love this the most. They not only put together the two-faced Su Nuo and Fu Heihui, but also drew ambiguous pictures of him, Wujo Wu and Polygonum cuspidatum in the last issue.
Evil forum readers.
Yes, he has no problem.
Yukizawa found out the problem, was very satisfied with the answer, and went to sleep.
What forums to watch, what videos to watch, videos can make you sleep better!
Lying down for a few seconds, Tsukizawa Yu who tightly closed his eyes suddenly remembered something.
This video... It seems that all neon people, all conjurers can see it.
Tsukizawa Yu turned his body sideways and opened his eyes with a deep expression.
Well, let's stay away from Wu recently.
Outside the house, the students who were kicked out at midnight looked at each other.
Fu Heihui raised his foot, "Then I'll..."
Before he finished speaking, the people behind him surrounded him in a tacit understanding and walked into his room.
Fu Heihui was dragged back to her room, with question marks all over her head: "What are you doing?"
"Of course we watch the video together!" Ye Qiangwei said righteously.
"Actually, it's okay if we take a look in private." Knotweed rubbed his head and smiled cheerfully.
The three of Maki nodded in unison, followed by a certain white-haired teacher who came uninvited.
In fact, when they first watched this video, they were all dumbfounded, and it was like a thunderbolt struck their heads, making them burnt out.
But after Chun turned off the video screen and prevented them from watching it, they felt inexplicably empty.
Think, want to know the follow-up.
"Then why did you come to watch it in my room? And that guy in the back, you are the protagonist of the video, don't you feel ashamed?" Fu Heihui wanted to abide by his conscience.
Gojo Goto, who was named, was stunned for a moment, and lowered his head aggrievedly: "But I also want to see what Chun did with Jie behind my back~"
Fu Heihui was irritable: "Such an adult, don't use it!"
And that video It's fake! Don't make it sound like it's true!
Spring will hit you! Will definitely hit you!
"Okay, okay, stop rambling! Let's get started." Wild Qiangwei didn't care about this, she grabbed Fu Heihui and pushed him against the table.
Everyone went up together, squeezing Fu Heihui in the middle.
Fu Heihui was pressed down by the crowd, and the head of the sea urchin was pressed so hard that he recalled Chun's face in his mind, and couldn't sit still.
spring! I really didn't want to watch it, it was because my classmates forced me to.
Wild Rose took out her mobile phone, found the video, and clicked to play.
The familiar singing voice rang in his ears, and Fu Heihui silently turned his gaze to the phone screen.
It was all my classmates who forced me!
This video is still as magical as ever, and the melody echoes in my mind like brainwashing.
After Chun and Xia Youjie had an affair at home, Chun kicked Xia Youjie away, told him to leave quickly, and told him that if he didn't leave, his husband would beat him up when he came back.
Because of the psychological preparation this time, when everyone watched this splitting plot, they barely maintained their sanity.
Husband himself Gojo Satoru silently watched this video, and snorted very dramatically.
The video quickly picks up where they left off.
Hearing that Chun's husband was going to beat him up, Xia Youjie, whose upper half of his body was bare, showed a disdainful smile, and he said sarcastically, "Enlightenment? I'm afraid of him?" The lyrics seemed to be
Xia Youjie's heartfelt voice, I dare to come to your house, come to your house~ I’m not afraid of your husband ①]
Picture conversion, Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu, two smirking boys confront each other, Xia Youjie’s smiling eyes reveal danger, Wujo Wu’s smile implies anger .
Then, in Xia Youjie's imagination, he punched Gojo Wu in the face with one punch. Gojo Wu was beaten so badly that his glasses flew off. It was very miserable.
The lyrics are sung very appropriately: [Before he does it first, I will fuck him a few mouths①]
Everyone has completely abandoned reality and looked at it with relish.
Oh, it's time to fight! Teacher Wutiao was beaten!
Well played Well played!
A few more!
Gojo Satoru: How angry! Facing Xia Youjie, who threatened to do Wutiaowu with a few big mouths, Chun drooped his eyes and smiled slightly, "Don't be kidding, you are asking for a beating on your back. My husband is very powerful
, so I will squeeze your big crotch."
The singing of spring, ah bah, is the background singing.
The scene where Mr. Wutiao pinches Xia Youjie's crotch appears. In the picture, Mr. Wutiao smiles wickedly and Xia Youjie trembles in pain.
At this time, everyone understands.
So that's what the title "Pinch your crotch" means!
It really makes people: "..."
Wujo Wu raised the corners of his lips inexplicably, thinking, in Chunxin, he is indeed the most powerful.
It was time for the intermission again, and the three protagonists of the incident picked up their musical instruments, tapped their feet, blew their trumpets, and played their erhu.
At this time, they noticed the barrage they had ignored.
[I laughed so hard that my pants fell off. ]
[ This video is poisonous! Three strokes! ]
[You guys stop fighting, you have to fight in the dance studio! ]
[Hahaha, stop arguing, the three of you should be together. 】
【Xia Youjie: I'm not here to break up you, I'm here to join you. ]
[Original script leaked out]
[Hahahahaha]
There was laughter and laughter on the screen, and it was very enjoyable for them to fight.
Everyone said that after going through the psychological barrier, they also had fun watching it.
After the three people in the video finished playing, they began to sing again.
After Xia Youjie was questioned by Chun, he was very angry. He folded his hands on his chest, with a proud expression on his face: "Oh, you underestimate me."
Unconvinced, he said that he was very powerful and knew how to do Tai Chi so that he would not be easily defeated.
Haru once again focused on describing how powerful Wujo Satoru was.
Gojo Satoru is not only a gangster, but also uses knives, guns and scissors.
Fu Heihui: Why don't I know?
"I hit you three times and two times, take care of you." ①Accompanied
by the singing, a scene in Chun's imagination appeared, Gojo Wu pinned Xia Youjie to the ground, and gave him a good beating.
But Chun's reminder did not dissuade Xia Youjie, on the contrary, he became even angrier, expressing that he would fight Wutiaowu one-on-one. And he described how he beat Gojo Satoru violently.
Punch first, then pull hair, and finally kick and fly.
When Xia Youjie described, the video is very appropriate to draw the scene in his mind.
Gojo Satoru was picked up by the head, and everyone was beaten and cried.
Barrage hahahahaha, happy to hear.
【Xia Youjie, you love him so much. ]
[Chun, don't boast, he will be even angrier if you praise him. ]
[Chun, didn't you really make them fight on purpose? ]
[How can a man say no! 】
Students: So you are such a spring!
Chunjian in the video couldn't be persuaded, and was also angry, smiling and fighting, okay, if you two fight, whoever wins will be with that.
The high-spirited female voice sang here, and the students were immersed in the plot, completely unaware that the progress bar had reached the end.
The sound of the music suddenly stopped, they were stunned for a moment, and then they heard a click in the video, the camera moved over, and the door was slowly, slowly... being opened.
Chun and Xia Youjie had an exclamation mark on their heads, and the two Q version people turned their heads tremblingly, and saw Wujo Satoru who had returned home.
The melody of death sounds and the video ends.
The barrage couldn't help it again, and burst into the most intense laughter.
[Hahaha, it's over, Barbie's Q is gone]
[There's no limit to space]
[Xia Youjie, let you brag, now the master is really back. 】
【点击就看夏油杰被暴揍】
【哈哈哈，夏油杰让你偷家】
【笑飞，这不就是最新话的剧情吗？】
The students watching couldn't help but raise their lips. Although the plot is outrageous, it is very funny.
And regardless of morality, this plot is really similar to the plot of the comics.
Poor Wujo teacher! The students not only cast a sympathetic look at Mr. Wujo!
Gojo Satoru was also reminded by the bullet screen, recalling the plot of the manga, he suddenly felt that Gojo Satoru who had just returned home in the video was him.
Chun not only coaxes Xia Youjie! He even discussed with Xia Youjie how to beat him up!
unacceptable!
Chun can't coax him this time without wearing women's clothes!
Gojo Satoru quickly figured out how to deal with his brother, and when he lowered his head, he saw the eyes of the students.
What kind of look is this?
He took out his mobile phone, snapped a photo at the students, smiled and said in the stunned eyes of the students: "Ah, everyone has such a good relationship, the teacher is so relieved to make a video together, take a photo as a souvenir, and post it on Twitter Let's get on top."
The students reacted.
"Stupid teacher!"
"Don't!"
"Stop it!"
Chun would definitely be angry, and everyone stopped watching the video for a while, and stopped Teacher Wutiao one after another.
Relying on his tall stature, Wujo Wutiao raised his hand and refused to give it to them. Looking at the faces glaring at him, Wujo Wujo, who had no teacher's morality, laughed out of joy.
And when Gojo Satoru was teasing his students, on the other side of the city, a person watched the video in a daze.
Now his mind is full of the magical singing and the magical lyrics in the video.
[Pinch your crotch ~ pinch ~]
Hold on!
Chun and Gojo Satoru are brothers, and Xia Youjie are friends!
He told himself this fact, don't be brainwashed by the video.
Huang Lai took a deep breath, and suddenly realized something was wrong, why did they recommend this video to herself?
Something is wrong!
He clicked on the discussion group again.
Messages from the discussion group follow one after another.
"Pinch my crotch and make me laugh, this is the plot of the latest episode." "
I don't know when Gojo Satoru found out the relationship between Xia Youjie and his brother in the manga." "
So, who is Chun's true love? "
Hahaha, I'll be Wujo Wu."
"I'll be Xia Youjie."
"Sorry, I'll be Sandwich!"
Huang Lai: ...Hold on, this is not what I want to see.
Kise looked up at the name of the discussion group tremblingly, and searched for the meaning of All Chun.
After understanding the meaning of this entry, he spurted out a mouthful of old blood
No wonder they paid attention to the interaction between Xia Youjie and Chun, no wonder they asked...
Huang Lai had tears in his eyes, and he felt like a lamb who had joined a pack of wolves.
He wants to quit!
He is not the CP of Chun, Chun will only be with beautiful women!
Quietly, quietly exit, he moved the mouse to the exit button.
And just when he was about to press it, suddenly, a sentence popped up in the group, which attracted his attention.
"Everyone, don't laugh! Xia Youjie appeared in the comics earlier, everyone, don't forget, he is a villain!"
Huang Lai was startled suddenly, and his thoughts were instantly distracted.
That's right, Xia Youjie is the villain. Their campus life is so beautiful that he almost ignores it.
"I'd have forgotten if you didn't tell me!" He wasn't the only one who ignored it.
"It's a knife! How good is the relationship between Gemini and Xia Youjie now, and how cruel the plot of their separation will be in the future! Run! It's a knife!" "I can't laugh for a moment
.
" It’s so sad, the only friend of Gemini, no matter what, I hope Chun won’t be too sad in the end.” “
Those with delicate thoughts will be hurt more deeply.”
“Don’t abuse!”
Huang Lai nodded repeatedly, people with delicate thoughts will be hurt the most, The more he sees clearly than others, the more he feels uncomfortable about the path of parting ways between him and his friends.
He couldn't help but reply.
"In the later stage of the manga, Wu Tiao Gemini will face Xia Youjie and kill his former best friend with his own hands?"
The group suddenly wailed.
"I don't want to make Chun sad."
"Me too." Huang Lai replied with a crying expression, blending into it very naturally.
Kise and the girls in the group sighed for a while, and when they came back to their senses, the girls established a revolutionary friendship with Kise, and generously shared Mrs. Neon's fan works with him.
Kise: "..."
Oops, he completely forgot that this is a cp discussion group.
"Kose-chan, you have to take a good look."
Kise:! ! !
quit! I want to quit!
Suddenly, today's basketball teammate sent him a message.
"I suddenly found out that Xia Youjie had already betrayed me. I don't know if I will face Wu Tiaochun in the future. Who will be stronger in a fight?"
Huang Lai turned his head and immediately responded to the girl with humiliation.
"...Okay."
He was numb to this world where only CP fans understood him.
And in a certain spell discussion group, at this time, he was also undergoing the baptism of pinching his hips.
It was too impactful, and the conjuration group gained a rare silence. It was not until a long time later that a little conjurer tentatively sent out a message.
[Well, have you all watched the forum video? 】
It seems to be waiting for him. As soon as this message was sent, the group immediately popped up like an explosion.
[Looked at it! 】
【Speechless, I think I'm going to be brainwashed. ]
[Mr. Chun, I'm sorry for you. ]
[Ahem, I know, it's a second creation of a fan, it's not true, let's discuss something serious. ]
[Okay]
Everyone responded.
Quiet, a conjurer took the first step in a serious chat.
[It is said that the student of the five twins in the same period in the comics is Xia Youjie, the most wanted curse master in the legend, right? 】
[Yes, why was he wanted in the first place? ]
[Dissatisfied with being pinched by Gojo Wujo? ]
[...]
[? ? ? ]
[Little brother, what's the matter with you? ]
[Wipe face, wrong, start again. 】
【Xia Youjie is indeed quite famous. Last year, it seemed that he launched the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts, and many conjurers went to support him. ]
[Really? So is Gojo Spring gone? ]
[...]
[? ? ? ]
[Little brother? 】
【Not me! ]
[(.﹏.*) I was wrong... Come again! 】
【Ahem, cough, I also participated in the support. I heard that he was severely injured by Yi Gu and escaped. ]
[Oh, so he wasn't beaten away by Gojo Satoru? ]
[...]
[? ? ? ]
[Ah, can't you mention Wujo Wu? ]
[Forget it, start again...]
[That's all! 】
Crotch pinching has been circulating in my mind, there is no way to continue this topic.
All the conjurers fell silent and closed the group.
Yamashita, who has been following this group for a long time, silently cut out the chat page, lost in thought.
By the way, why did Xia Youjie rebel? Does it really have nothing to do with Gojoharu? Wasn't it true that Gojo Satoru beat him away because he wanted to snatch his brother?
Xia Youjie who heard the rumor:? ? ? Am I sick or is this magic world sick?