Jon Talking About Superman When They Are All High On Pain Meds.
Raven : Wait You Have a Dad?
Jon : Yeah *Bursts Out Laughing*
Raven : Can i Meet Him?
Jon : Uhm Yeah?
Gar : *About to Laugh*
Raven : Oh my God! He has a Dad!
Raven : IM SO JEALOUS I HATE CHUU
Raven : Wait Like He Brings Milk And Everything?
Jon : Uhm Yeah He Does Groceries!
Gar : I Dont Think She Got That Expansion Pass..
Damian : Let Me Tell You, I Did Not Get That DLC Either
Gar : I-I-I Got It But i think my File Corrupted Cause He Left *Laughing*
Raven : Can We Share Your Dad?
Jon : Uhm Sure!
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Jon : Look Lets Just Apologize On 3 Kay?
Damian : TT Alright
Jon : 1
Jon : 2
Jon : 3
Damian : ...
Jon : ....
Jon : Well See Now Im Just Disappointed In Both of Us..
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Donna : Since When Were Your Windows Clean??? And What The HELL Is That Creature?
Gar : Oh Thats Just Crystal. Say Hello Crystal!
Crystal : Skeep
Gar : Crystal Said Hey.
Donna : Are You Mentaly Okay? You Cant Have It!
Gar : First Of All, Im Not Mentaly Okay Second, Shes A Zorgo! Shes Not An "It" By The Way!
Donna : *Grabs Crystal And Breaks The Window Then Yeets It Out The Window* There Now ITS Gone.
Gar : DONNA THATS FUCKING ANIMAL ABUSE! NOOO CRYSTAL!!!
Donna : Its Not An Animal! AND STOP CRYING!
Damian *Break Through The Door* : ALRIGHT WHO COMMITED ANIMAL ABUSE!
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Gar With A Horrible Fever Drowsy : I Wouldn't Wish This On My Worst Enemy...
Kori : Thats Nice Of You.
Gar : *Sniffs* Unless Its Xano, Fuck You Xano You Know What You Did!
Jaime *Mouthing "What Does This "Xano" have To Do With This"???*
Jon *Mouthing "Sick People Logic"*
Gar : You Still Owe Me!
Gar : I STILL NEED MY GEMSTONES BACK!
Gar : ILL GET IT BACK NO MATTER WHAT!
Gar *Coughs*
Damian : Thats something..
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Timsteph is a ship btw
Tim : I Haven't Been Feeling Good...
Kon *Sarcasticly* : Maybe Your Pregnant
Steph : ....
Tim : ....
Steph : I Dont Know Who The Bigger Idiot Is You For Suggesting It Or Me For Having a Mini Heart Attack
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Damian and Jon on a Mission In France
Karen : THATS THEM OFFICER THE AMERICANS WHO HARRASSED ME
Jon & Damian set their Tea Down
Jon : *Whispers "We've Been Caught"*
Damian : *Whispers "Deploy The Accent"*
Damian : Wewe
Jon : Bonjour
Damian : Quoi de neuf
Jon : Belle journée
Damian : Nous sommes innocents
Jon : Hola-
Damian : ....
Jon : ...
Officer : ......
Karen : .....
Damian : YOU BLEW OUR FUCKING COVER!
Officer : Uhm..
Karen : Arrest Them.
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During a Fight Kori And Dick Are Away So The Teen Titans Are Left To Fight A Criminal Alone.
Criminal : Hey Guys Is It Pronounced Gif Or Jif
Donna *Drops Lasso* Gif! ITS GIF!
Gar : *Transform Back To Normal* ITS JIF JIFFF
Jon : You What Happens Im Telling You Its That Shit Where You Skip 3rd Grade 4th Grade And The Teachers Dont Want You There Anymore.
Damian : OH MY GODDD
Terra : ITS GIF!
Jon : So When You Go To Middle You Cant Fucking Pronounce.
Damian : YOU IDIOTS ITS G.I.F ITS AN ACRONYM YOU DONT SAY IT OUTLOUD!
Jaime : PFTT THATS NOT EVEN ONE OF THE OPTIONS DUDE!
Terra : ITS GIF!
Donna : ITS GIF! FUCKING GIF!
Raven : NO ITS JIF
Terra : FUCKING GIF! GUYS ITS GIF! LEMME PULL OUT MY PHONE FOR THIS!
Gar : YEAH ITS JIF!
Criminal *Sneaks Away*
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Clark : What did you learn today?
Jon : I Learned That If You Drop A Pencil In Nitrogen The Lead Lights On Fire.
Clark : Fire? What Was Everybody Else Learning?
Jon : Im Not Sure What Everyone Else Was Learning. I Was Learning That Though.
Clark : .... Jon Thats Not What Schools For.
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On a Mission Breifing
Damian : MY MOTHER ISNT HOT!
Colin : Shes Literaly Crafted By God Himself.
Jason : That Body I Would Hit That In Fact I Have.
Damian : FUCK OFF TODD.
Jason : *Walks Away*
Damian : You Guys Disgust Me.
Mara : Thats Just Pure Disgust Hes Feeling. Thats Sad.
Maya : I Dont Know. She Is Beautiful. Especially with her white uniform.
Damian : Jon? Maps?
Maps : Shes Some how Maintained her figure especially after having you. So shes literal art. I mean She Has Painted Photos Of Her And She Looks The Same Age! No Wrinkles After 10 Years!
Mara : Thats a Bit Better
Daman : *Sighs* Jon?
Jon : Im With Donna But Even Donna Agrees Talia Is Good Looking.
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Jon : Good Nitrogen.
Jaime : Sleep Titrogen
Gar : Dont let The Bed Bugs Bitrogen.
Terra : Im Not Sure Whats Going On But I Like It.
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Damian : Hm Clowns Make 44k A Year.
Damian : To Think Maya Does It For Free.
Maya : To Think You Died For Free..
Damian : .....
Maya : Serves You Right.
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