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Dottore
"Oh God, look at them! I'm gonna throw up!"
Dottore began to fake gag as he was overly dramatic.
Dottore
"Oh ho ho, that is so fucking hilarious!"
Childe
"Dottore, nobody's laughing as hard as you are."
Dottore
"... Shut your mouth."
Childe
"Just saying."
He shrugged his shoulders.
Pantalone
"So, Y/N blows up headquarters just to end up fucking with Scaramouche."
"Crazy!"
Dottore
"I know, right?! Scaramouche, stop it with this 'heart' nonsense. If you can fall in love with N/N, you've obviously got some kind of... Weird... Fucked up heart somewhere in there."
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"Get them."
You
"... What?"
Childe sighed, and he and Pantalone stomped over to you two.
You
"Hey!"
You scooped up Scaramouche, trying not to injure him, and began backing away into the kitchen to retrieve a weapon. You drew a simple kitchen knife as your other weapons were in your room, which you were far from reaching.
It was difficult to hold Scaramouche in one hand while holding a knife in the other.
You
"Stop it!"
Dottore
"Or what? Are you gonna stab me?"
"Think smart N/N-"
"We brought explosives."
He whispered, staring right at you.
Dottore
"Enough of this bullshit, just get them. He's weak anyways, he shouldn't be a problem."
Scaramouche
"No!-"
You
"Wait, wait, stop it!"
"Stop! I'll do anything!"
Scaramouche, still in your arms, snatched the knife from your grasp. You put him in his place before he could act.
You
"Scaramouche put the knife down!"
Scaramouche
"What?!"
You
"Just stop it! Put it down!"
You yelled at him.
Scaramouche
"... Tsk."
You
"Dottore, I know I blew your place up, but I'll do anything if you'll leave us alone."
Pantalone
"... You think that a simple apology is going to convince him?... Us? You blew up our fucking headquarters. There's no way we're letting that go."
You
"Yes, but if-"
Dottore
"You'll do anything, you say?"
You
"Yes, anything."
Dottore
"Aww..."
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"Gladly, I won't be accepting your offer. The fatui needs you, and only you."
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"You guys are so fucking slow! Come on, drag that piece of garbage away from N/N and knock them out already!"
You
"No-"
Childe grabbed Scaramouche's arms and dragged him away from you. He kicked his legs about, expecting something to happen, but nothing occured.
Scaramouche
"Let me- Stop! Childe, I know you don't want to do this! I can see it all over your stupid ginger face!"
Childe
"Shut it."
You
"No, no! Stop it!"
As you reached out for Scaramouche, Dottore held you back from doing so.
Dottore
"Stop squirming. It's annoying."
You began to cry and scream everyone else's name in the house, even if they were sleeping. Itto slept in his room as usual, while Kazuha and Shinobu slept on the inflatable that Scaramouche had formerly slept on within Itto's room.
You were curious as to how deaf they may be or how deep they were sleeping - you got no response at all.
You
"Anything, Dottore- I'll do anything!"
Dottore
"Yeah, yeah, I hear you..."
"I don't care."
You continued to scream at the top of your lungs, hoping that something would coincidentally or purposely interrupt their infiltration.
Pantalone
"Archons- Will you shut them up already? Their screams are starting to piss me off."
Dottore
"Yeah, I thought I was gonna have to do this anyways."
Dottore seized all the strands of your hair with both hands and slammed your head three times onto the hard, marble counter. Scaramouche looked in horror as your arms dropped down and your legs buckled.
um and if ur bald, dottore gripped your shiny bald head and left dents in it because of how hard he was holding onto it 🫶
Scaramouche
"No!"
Dottore
"Yes! Finally!"
"Silence and peace. What a dream come true."
Scaramouche
"Are they... Are they- Did you kill them?!"
Dottore
"No, dumbass..."
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"... Maybe I did?..."
Pantalone
"Oh my-"
Dottore
"Nah, I'm just joking with you guys! Hah!"
Childe
*Sigh* "What about the traitor?"
Dottore
"Ah, you mean Scaramouche?..."
"I don't know, just leave him there."
Scaramouche
"Y/N!"
He endlessly shrieked your name.
Dottore
"Okay- Now the other one won't shut up! Can't you guys do something about it?! Like, God!"
He attempted to get himself out of Childe's arms, but that just made matters worse.
Scaramouche
"Agh!"
Childe
"... Oh, fuck..."
Pantalone
"...?"
He became weak and stopped resisting, essentially dumping all of his weight on Childe with a sick look on his face. At this point, he was practically carrying him.
Dottore
"What?... What is it?"
Childe pulled one of his hands from holding Scaramouche while attempting to keep Scaramouche upright with only one hand. He stared at the one he had just pulled away from Scaramouche.
Dottore
"... Okay? What, is he on his period?"
Pantalone covered his mouth as a little laugh was going to emerge. Scaramouche's blood was all over Childe's hand. He knew Scaramouche was bleeding through his clothes at that point.
Childe
"Fucking dumbass... Guys don't get their period."
Dottore
"And how do you know that?!"
Childe
"I'm too tired to deal with your bullshit. So what's it gonna be, are we just gonna leave him like this? Bleeding?"
Dottore
"... Yeah. He's useless to me now."
Scaramouche
"No!"
Childe dropped Scaramouche on the ground, walking over his frail, blood-leaking body once he was lying on the freezing ground. You were carried over Pantalone's shoulder to be taken to God knows where.
Frustrated, he watched the three harbingers walk away from him, your unconscious body in their arms.
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You
"Fuck you."
Childe
"Cursing at me is gonna do you no good. Why don't you save your breath for when Dottore gets here?"
You took a deep breath in and out, in a serious fit of rage.
Dottore was standing directly in front of you before you realized it. You had no idea where you were being held hostage, and you had no idea what time of day it was.
Dottore
"Usually, at this point, I would've had some sort of bandage wrapped around your head to stop the bleeding."
"But I have the full authority to let you suffer, so I chose not to."
You
"Where's Scaramouche?"
Dottore
"..."
"He's in the cell right beside you."
Childe
"...?"
Childe gave Dottore a puzzled look, and he merely grinned back, attempting to get him to play along.
You
"Can I go see him?"
Dottore
"No."
You
"Fuck you... Like, who has blue pubes anyways."
You muttered, under your breath.
Dottore
"What was that?"
You
"I didn't say anything. That was Childe."
Childe
"Oh, you whore!"
You
"You can't be calling me a whore when you've fucked more men than I have."
Childe
"You're just saying things. You don't know what you're saying."
You
"No- When I say that I know everything about the harbingers, I mean everything."
Dottore
"Wooh! Things are getting heated!"
"Childe, I didn't know you fucked so many guys!"
You
"You're literally one out of many guys that he's fucked with, I don't know why you're talking."
Dottore
"That was!... A one-time thing. And, it's left in the past now."
Childe
"... Fucking dumbass! Why would you give in to that?"
Dottore
"Because I think it's funny that you're more of a whore than we both are."
Childe
"God! You just had to wake up with a stick up your ass to constantly piss me off today, didn't you?"
You
"Doesn't he always piss you off? Doesn't he wake up with a stick up his ass every day?"
Dottore
"Oh, shut it, you."