The Cure For Depression | Tok...

By Toadmuncher

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CRINGE WARNINGโš ๏ธ Chifuyu๐Ÿ‘ผ DORITOS NAW IM NEVER EATING THOSE AGAIN Baji๐Ÿ”ฅ Why tf were you eating the coo ran... More

The Gang's All Here๐Ÿคš
Takemichi...more like Thiccimitchy๐Ÿ˜ฉ
Wait...YOU HAVE WHO'S NUMBER???
Hanma...HOW CAN YOU BE GAY AND HOMOPHOBIC AT THE SAME TIME?
I still need your profile pics!!!!
I HAVE A MARVELOUS IDEA
BEACH TIME BITCHESSS๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Slumber party!! Draken has a secret?
Slumber party pt.3- Well that was akward...
Update- apologies๐Ÿฆ‹
The Park Bathroom
Girlboss โœจ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜ผ
FUCK SCHOOL YOU WHORE
Sun and Sandwiches
Man, fuck them kids bru๐Ÿ˜’
๐Ÿ˜ˆThing 1 & Thing 2๐Ÿ‘ฟ
Mini Chapter- My Name in Ur Phone๐Ÿฅธ
Dawg imma need that hair routine
New year new me๐Ÿ˜œ
Fuck around & Find out

Shits and giggles

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By Toadmuncher


Toman 🥶- and Y/N
10:59 P.M.

Y/N
hey girlypops

Smiley😈
HAY BOO🔥❤️

Angry👿
Wsg

Draken💩
Ew
Never utter shit like tha again

Mitsuya🪡
Im dead

Y/N
You right mb
Yo can i add kazu to the chat?

Draken💩
In surprizsed he even talks to you
Mfing cringe ass bitch

Baji🔥
Sure
He doasnt fw kisakis stank ah anymor
So y not

Mitsuya🪡
Im proud of my self for being able to read that
Atrocity.

Chifuyu 👼
Hes doing his best

Baji🔥
Who tf is atrociy?

Mikey🤏🏼
I be missin Kazutora

Draken💩
Fr

Thiccymitchy 😩
Whew ok then...

Y/N
SAY LESS

Y/N added Kazutora to the chat

Y/N
AYE KAZ
WAKE UR ASS UP
I KNOW YOU HAVE UR PHONE

Feet man🦶
Y/N its been lime 2 seconds

Y/N
LIME????

Baji🔥
GIMME MY LIME
RAHHHHHHH

Draken💩
Old joke.

Feet man🦶
Typo
Like*

Kazutora🐯
Hi sexy psycho
Hi guys

Baji🔥
Wassup stabby tabby
Get it cus hes like a cat
And....

Kazutora 🐯
...

Baji🔥
🔪

Mitsuya🪡
You are literally so unfunny it hurts.

Y/N
😃
Out of all the things you could've
said first...

Smiley😈
OMG HE KILLED BAJI

Angry👿
YOU BASTARD

Baji🔥
Actualy i killed myself🤓👆🏼

Draken💩
Pleasure to have you join us in hell
Kazutora

Mikey🤏🏼
Yeeeeeah
So whadya think?

Kazutora 🐯
Are you sure you want my opinion?

Thiccymitchy 😩
Guys im having a panic attack

Y/N
And this is news to us?

Baji🔥
THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU
TWINKIE

Y/N
Remove the IE

Draken💩
Dude
Just go take a shit
Youll feel better

Baji🔥
Me?

Y/N
No duck butter he means Takemicheeks

Baji🔥
Oh
Shi mb

Thiccymitchy 😩
Ok i trust you draken
Im on the pot now

Mitsuya🪡
Ok we dont need to know your
Shitting endeavors. I already get plenty
Of toilet selfies from hakkai

Feet man🦶
TAKA

Kazutora 🐯
🙀

Y/N
WAIT MITSUYA
ARE YOU FR???

Mitsuya🪡
Well yeah

Feet man🦶
PLS
STOP

Mitsuya🪡
Ok just quit spam calling me😭

Mikey🤏🏼
MY JAW IS IN HELL
QUIT I NEED TO SEE ONE

Y/N
NAW WTF

Draken💩
Mikey thats fucking nasty.

Smiley😈
NAW CUZ I KNOW YOU LYIN-

Mikey 🤏🏼
But ken-chin
How is that nasty if i see yours all the time?

Draken💩
ITS NOT LIKE I GO AROUND SPILLING
PEOPLES BUSINESS MIKEY

Y/N
WHY TF HAVENT I KILLED MYSELF YET?
THIS IS TORTURE-

Draken💩
Idk but i may beat you to it atp-

Angry👿
naw they ALL getting exposed-
Im keepin my mouth shut

Smiley😈
Hehehehehehe
Shall i start?

Angry👿
NO

Kazutora 🐯
Well at least its just shitter pics and not
Pics of literal shit...

Baji🔥
Naw thats my thing.

Y/N
BAJI UR DUMB ASF

Baji🔥
What?
Whats wrong with that?
You dont take pride in your own shit?

Kazutora 🐯
Um. No....
What do you even do with them?

Y/N
Kazu...

Baji🔥
Oh yeah
I jus flex on chifuyu with them

Chifuyu 👼
Im actually quite concerned for
his health.

Mikey🤏🏼
YOU SEND THEM TO CHIFUYU???

Y/N
Poor dude😭😭😭😭

Baji🔥
How else am i gonna assert
my authority as alpha???

Chifuyu 👼
Is that really why you do it?
Dude that kinda strange.

Draken💩
WHAT. THE. FUCK?

Mitsuya🪡
Yall have some fucking issues

Y/N
Nah cuz thats some bullshit right there
Dont go all omegaverse on me...
Weird ahh
This aint that kinda fic-

Baji🔥
Wtf is even that?
I was joking

Kazutora 🐯
About the poop pics ?
or the dominance thing?

Mitsuya🪡
I rlly hope this is ALL one big joke

Baji🔥
Nah jus the domananve
Domino's
Fuck
The second one

Angry👿
He lyin

Y/N
Yeah but you know what isnt a joke?
Smile dropping a nugget of cat shit in
His algebra teacher's coffee.

Thiccymitchy 😩
Wait are you serious?

Y/N
As the plague

Smiley😈
Yeah and?
It was fun
He had no clue till he got to the bottom
Heheheheheehehehehe

Thiccymitchy 😩
😨😨😨

Mitsuya🪡
Ok but what did we say about
Consequences to our actions?
Was the 5 days of ISS worth it?

Smiley😈
IDGAF
ISS WAS LIT ANYWAYS

Y/N
Did you at least use a glove?

Smiley😈
Nope
Ate dorayaki with the same hand after too🤤

Draken💩
Thats fuckin sick.

Smiley😈
IKR🔥🔥🔥

Draken💩
Not that kind of sick.
Like ur a sick fuck

Mikey🤏🏼
SPEAKING OF DORAYAKI
Y/N if you dont get me some damn
doryaki Tomorrow
Ill never forgive you
I kill you i swear.

Y/N
Well shit mikey you already know im poor asf

Draken💩
Bitch cant even afford 3 sandwiches
Ik you cried ur ass to sleep that night

Y/N
SHUT UR GAPE BROTHEL BOY

Angry👿
Word choice

Smiley😈
😏

Kazutora 🐯
Oml
Please dont even start smile

Baji🔥
Ok
If he wont then i will
THATS WHAT SHE SAIIDDDDD

Angry 👿
QUIT 😭

Mitsuya🪡
These bitches VOLATILE

Feet man🦶
Ong😭

Mikey🤏🏼
Ok well are you gonna give me some
doryaki Or not beech?

Y/N
For you...
Ill gladly burn a hole in my wallet

Mikey🤏🏼
YAY
AND WE CAN VISIT THE
ABANDONED HOSPITAL

Y/N
OMG
so down

Feet man🦶
Yo can i come too

Y/N
I mean yeah!
As long as you buy ur own shit
And dont puss out like you always do

Feet man🦶
Yesssss

Mitsuya🪡
Hakkai...
You know whats been goin on.
Are you sure its alright?

Baji🔥
????
I smell tea😶😶😶

Y/N
Wait what been goin on?

Feet man🦶
My brothers in town

Y/N
Oh
Well if hes worried about you leavin
the house He can come to. The more the
merrier honestly.
I was thinking heading out tomorrow.

Kazutora 🐯
Aht aht
Not smart
Tomorrows sunday

Draken💩
He aint that kind of dude

Feet man🦶
Respectfully Y/N
Screw that idea
1. He doesnt go out on sunday
2. Hed probably try to kill you if he did go

Y/N
Oh word?
He really AINT that typa guy
Tbh he kinda sounds like the mf
I ran into The other night at the park

Thiccymitchy 😩
Wait huh?

Y/N
Yeah it prolly aint him tho
Tokyo's a big city
Youll be alright Hakkai
Youll be safe with this big group

Feet man🦶
Yeah i know...
But its not about MY safety
I dont wanna leave my sis alone

Y/N
Well shit bruh why aint you say that in
the first place
Drag her along with us!
I wanna meet the baddie

Feet man🦶
Wait fr you'd do that?

Baji🔥
Bruh come on fr.
Its us yer talking abt.

Chifuyu👼
Yeah!
Dont let taiju get you down!
Itll be fun!

Baji🔥
Fr
Theres freedom in this country
This is ameri-
JAPAN🔥

Smiley😈
PARTAYYYYY🔥🔥🔥

Y/N
Oh fuck.

Feet man🦶
What?

Smiley😈
Partay?

Y/N
No shitstain.
Bruh chifuyu, did you type that right?

Draken 💩
What tf are you on?

Chifuyu 👼
Yeah i did.
Whats wrong?

Y/N
Hakkai pls dont freak out.
That was the name of the dude i ran
Into.

Kazutora 🐯
Aw hell naw im out-

Feet man🦶
Are you fr rn?
Dont play w me Y/N

Y/N
Hakkai i swear to god
Im so deadass.

Mikey🤏🏼
What the fuck?
And your still living?

Baji🔥
Shit Y/N is a gost

Mitsuya 🪡
Chill out yall
Like they said its a big city
Theres prolly hundreds of people
named taiju

Angry👿
Ok but like. Thats still weird.

Thiccymitchy 😩
Only one way to know
What did he look like?

Y/N
It was hard to tell since it was like
The middle of the night.
But he was really big.

Smiley😈
Like fat???
Omg that would be funny

Y/N
No like jacked up something fierce
I was sitting up in a tree (dont ask why)
And started dozing off.
Omg this is so bad.

Baji🔥
I really wanna ask

Feet man🦶
Continue

Y/N
So basically
I fell out of the tree and crash landed
On this mf's head. He was kinda piss and
Vinegar for a min but calmed down...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I began to dopily look around my dim surroundings. "Holy shit what the fuck just happened?" I groaned to myself, rubbing the suddenly throbbing ache in my right shoulder.

A low grunt enunciated from under my body followed by some slight squirming. But before I could even swivel my head down to its source, a pair of large hands reached up out of the darkness and forcefully yeeted my body to the side.

"Get the fuck off of me."  He huffed despotically.

It had all happened so fast, that I had no idea that i was just sitting on top of a person. "Huh?" I squinted my eyes towards him. "Wait, did I land on you?"

He sharply scoffed and hoisted himself up to onto his feet. Even if it was hard to see, i still almost immediately felt a slight twinge of uneasiness as i gazed up at his hazy, towering figure. Almost as if there was a little voice in the back of my mind warning me to get as far away from this fucking beast of a man as possible.

"Why else would you be on top of me?" He said in a miffed tone, sweeping his hands over his tank top to get the dirt and tree bark off.

Oh my god.... No..... dont say it.....I CANT HOLD IT!

"I can name a couple reasons..."

GODDAMMIT. IM TOO HIGH TO TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY-

I held a scuffed hand to my mouth attempting to stifle a snicker. But the look on his face... I just couldn't hold it in anymore.  The atrocity of a laughing fit had already commenced.

The man was a bit taken aback by my action, as his initial animosity was promptly replaced with perplexity. He found himself speechless, staring down at me with a puzzled, and also disgusted, glint in his eye.

I sat my self up and held my now aching stomach, wiping a tear away from my face with a sleeve. "Oh man... you really gotta choose your words more carefully, buddy. I spare no one." I said in between residual chuckles.

The man bent back down and picked up what i assumed to be his phone off the grass."You on drugs or something?" He asked.

"Im high on life."  I said, eventually rising up to my feet and taking a step closer to him. Now that i was at this new angle, I was able to make out a bit of a face with the dim light of a distant street lamp.

"Holy shit."

The man cocked a brow. "What?"

"Who on earth did your hair? That shits fucking glorious. Your neck tattoos are badass too." I said in awe. He had a disheveled wolf-cut layered with stunning blue highlights and lowlights, perfectly contrasting his gilded cat-like eyes and black ink tattoos that lined his neck and chest.

He gives an unsure up and down glance before raking his fingers through his hair with a sigh. "I do it myself." He said still rather unamused.

"Wait are you being for real right now? Can you do my hair?"

"I could... but im not going to." He said with a light smirk.

Thats when i noticed the small, bloody scuffs on his knuckles and a black duffle bag on the sidewalk next to where i fell on him. "Is that your bag?" I asked, nodding to its general direction.

"I Just left the gym." He said bluntly.

I sighed in relief. "Whew i thought for a second that you were a drug dealer or murderer or something."

"Where'd you get that idea?"

"Uhhh strange buff scary dude walking alone in the park at night with a mysterious bag and fucked up knuckles."

He bit back a small chuckle and looked down at his hands. They were indeed fucked. "Huh." He said, acting as if he just noticed them. It honestly confused me.

"Don't worry. Im not gonna ask when and how that happened." I said before pulling my fingers in a zipping motion over my lips. "I go to the gym on Morioh street sometimes after school if I don't have to take care of my little brother."

"Brother huh? I go to that one too every day except sundays." He said.

"Seriously? Why don't I ever see you?"

"Look at the time, dickhead. Also just got to town recently... Family stuff."

"Ah. You plan to stay long?"

"Well see." There was a long, bitter pause before he scooped up his bag and slung it onto his shoulder. "Its getting pretty late, you should probably get going, and i don't mean up another tree." He said followed by a playful scoff.

I wave of embarrassment crept its way into the pit of my stomach as I placed a hand on the back of my neck. "Ha ha... yeah sorry about that. Oh! I'm Y/N by the way. Whats your name?"

He paused hesitantly before turning his back to walk away.

"Taiju."

"Oh! Wait a sec!" I fished around in My backpack that was slumped on the ground, and pulled out my notebook. "Since your new, if you ever need a gym buddy ill definitely make you look good with how utterly pathetic I am."

I paused to scribble on the corner of the page before ripping it off and running up to slip it in Taiju's pocket. "Theres my digits. I hope I'll see you around, it was fun running- well... crashing into to you, Taiju.
See ya!" I picked up my backpack and quickly running to the darkness before he had the chance to refuse or perhaps strangle me to death.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Feet man🦶
Omg
No this cant be real
Y/N you have no clue what you just
Did.

Mitsuya🪡
How on earth did you catch him alone?
Thats weird.

Thiccymitchy😩
Ok but how did you not die?
I almost went to heaven when
I first saw him.
And you gave him you fucking number

Angry👿
Time to change your number😭

Smiley😈
And get a whole new identity 😂

Y/N
THIS IS FUCKED
WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME SOONER?
GOD DAMMIT

chifuyu👼
If he finds out you know us you're dead
fs

Mitsuya🪡
Bro and you were totally flirting
with him. Christ....
You are hopeless...

Y/N
DUDE
HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO
KNOW HE WAS HAKKAIS BROTHER
I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST SOME GUY
NOT A WHOLE AS GANG BOSS ABUSER
HES PROLLY KILLED PPL
FUCK

Baji🔥
Ill start the funeral fund

Kazutora 🐯
Ill make a donation

Mikey🤏🏼
Were still getting dorayaki tho
Right?
Guys?????
RIGHT????
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WHATS GOOD PARTY PEOPLEEEE
IM BACK FROM THE DEAD
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET RID OF ME
NO WAY HOE

Ayways my ass still needs to catch up with the anime bc im lazyyyyyy but dw party people I will still continue to feed you chapters whenever i can hee hee

Next chapter may take while to write because its gonna be in a traditional book format like the sleepover arc.

Dorayaki...
Urban exploring...
What could go wrong?

Ps: I have a question! Do you want me to continue writing in first person, or switch to 3rd person on fic chapters from now on?

As always, stay safe out there! Love ya!

Toadmuncher💚

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