[The MS Whores 🤭🔫]
Participants:
That One Bitch That Can Change Time And Space But Is Too Lazy To - Wither
Side Hoe #1 - Pigman
Side Hoe #2 / Emo Bastard - Skeleton
Posh Lanky Stick - Enderman
Sneaky Bastard - Creeper
C L U M P - Slime
Me - Zombie
[The MS Whores 🤭🔫]
<That One Bitch That Can Change Time And Space But Is Too Lazy To> so
Enderman
Mind telling us about this Etheidrel guy
<Posh Lanky Stick> He's my older cousin.
<Me> No shit we gathered that
<That One Bitch That Can Change Time And Space But Is Too Lazy To> he seems so...
Informal compared to you
<Posh Lanky Stick> Oh he is. He's really nice, although he can come off a little blunt at first.
<Side Hoe #2> Oh please
Zombie can come off "a little blunt" but hey
We deal with him
<Me> OI!
<Me> changed <Side Hoe #2> to <Emo Bastard>
<Emo Bastard> Excuse Me.
You sad little fuck
I can see what you changed my name to
Also why was I side hoe 2
Who's number 1
Also I never consented to being your side hoe
Honestly
I'd be Wither's side hoe tho
Ffs
Zombie istg I will come to your house and beat the shit out of you
Don't test me
I'll do it
<Side Hoe #1> sounds a bit mad
<Posh Lanky Stick> I no longer feel safe.
<Me> YOU no longer feel safe??? I'M THE ONE BEING THREATENED
<Emo Bastard> 🤭🔪
<Me> SEE?!
<Side Hoe #1> —> I'd be Wither's side hoe tho
Are we just gonna gloss over this
I feel like we should discuss this
<Emo Bastard> No we should not
<Posh Lanky Stick> They're gay, your honour.
<Emo Bastard> NAH
LEAVE ME ALONE
<That One Bitch That Can Change Time And Space But Is Too Lazy To> It's giving homosexual
<Emo Bastard> literally dating you but go off ig
<Me> oop 😶
Exposed
Awoop Jumpscare
<That One Bitch That Can Change Time And Space But Is Too Lazy To> stfu
Don't speak to me
I will carry out skel's threat
🖕
<Me> WOAH
<Posh Lanky Stick> That was uncalled for. But since it was Zombie, I will forgive you.
<Me> WTF
THAT'S NOT FAIR
<Emo Bastard> deserved
<That One Bitch That Can Change Time And Space But Is Too Lazy To> This went so SO off track of what it was
Courtesy of @lovelywinter2008 for reminding me to upload this