Pati Patni aur Hum💅🏻
Jaddu: ladies and gentlemen, please pay attention as I have something very interesting to share
Ash: Jaddu there are no ladies in this group
Jaddu: but they all read these chats, Reva said and I quote 'when we have your group chat messages to read who even wants to watch dramas on tv'
Jinks: I'm pretty sure she's making fun of us
Bhuvi: she is
Shreyas: hey guys
*one million hey guys later*
Yuzi: oh my god guys, you won't believe this
Harry: WHAT
Yuzi:
How did this happen??? Ishan???? I thought you didn't like him!!!!!
Shreyas: excuse me? Ishan and Tilak getting along and not fighting for bhaiya??? What am I missing?
Ash: ☕☕☕
Harry: MIRACLE MIRACLE
Rishabh: Ishan you betrayed me. How could you befriend an enemy?
Virat: damn, you guys Tilak is a nice kid and obviously worships Rohit so stop feeling jealous
Harry: he's right
Virat: I know, I'm always right-
Harry:
Oops my bad 😗
Virat: Hardik Pandya.
Virat: you're dead.
Jaddu: look at his smile after immediately guessing Rohit's name
Seems such best friend goals tbh
Ash: stop it Jaddu
Virat: ROHIT SHARMA GET HERE THIS INSTANT AND TELL THEM WHO YOUR BEST FRIEND IS!!!!
Jinks: shh Virat, stop talking in capitals, the kids are sleeping
Shreyas: but where is he?
Jaddu: if you haven't noticed this, all the mi players are missing
Rahul: wait a minute, yes. Where is everyone at?
Rishabh: mi isn't practicing now so they aren't busy toh h kaha sab ke sab
Jassi: how do you know they aren't practicing now?
Shreyas: it has nothing to do with Rishabh threatening Ishan to pass him the schedule every week😂
Jaddu: mein batata hu kaha h sab ke sab
Busy h bichare, reels banane mein😌
Virat: everyone is so well dressed and then there's Rohit in sliders and shorts 😂😂👍🏻
Bhuvi: not to forget the housekeeping jacket he has worn😂
Rishabh: why does mi have so many young kids and why does bhaiya have to spend his time with them all the time?
This is so unfair!
Jaddu: wait I have another one.
Look how smiley he is☺️
Yuzi: Tilak is every-freaking-where
Rishabh: gum jesa chipak hi gya h yeh toh bhaiya se 🙃
Jaddu: did you know that Tilak said Rohit is his mentor and best friend
Yuzi: I don't like this at all
Rahul: I hate to agree to this but me too. Athiya called Ritika to talk to Sammy and she told us she's on an baking date with Sky and Rohit.
I'M HER BANANA CHIP CHACHU. ONLY I GET TO BAKE WITH HER
Virat: breath boy!
God why do you always speak in paragraphs
Harry: Polly told me B-Ro is spending so much time with Tim. Come on, I was supposed to be his favourite finisher for the team
Jaddu: wasn't it Polly?
Virat: stop bringing him into every damn conversation
Jassi: staying away from bhaiya for such long time for the first time is giving me fomo 🫥
Ishan: hey guys! What's up?
Yuzi: where have you been?????
Ishan: we were just having dinner😋
Rishabh: I'll have you for dinner if you don't tell me what is new budding romance with you and Tilak
Ishan: he's a nice guy, obviously loves bhaiya so that makes us a part of 'worship bhaiya' group so we bonded
Ash: weren't you two fighting until some time ago?
Ishan: yes but now we have our schedules sorted. Since this time one is less so we get more time with bhaiya
Jassi: no need to rub it on my wounds 🙃
Virat: wese h kaha tumhare Rohit bhaiya?
Ishan: woh thode busy h Virat bhai. Aapko kuch kaam tha, mein bta dunga
Jaddu: does this work by any chance means Polly🤔😏
*attaches an image*
Virat:
Bhuvi: yeh toh Virat ka bachpan ka video dikh raha h 😂
Ash: ikr I was thinking the same😂
Jaddu: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jinks: 😂😂
Virat: would you guys stop making fun of me and start focusing on the bigger issue
Rohit is with Polly instead of talking with us isn't that ringing some bells for you, GUYS!
Ishan: nhi bhaiya they are discussing tomorrow's match strategy
Jaddu: yeh aaya bhaiya ka chamcha, bhaiya ko defend karne
Rohit: stop troubling my kids Jaddu
Yuzi, Harry, Rahul, Rishabh, Shreyas, Jassi: ROHIT BHAIYA/B-RO/ROHIT
Rohit: you guys included. Stop relying on Jaddu's messages. I love you all equally.
They are new to the team and as a captain, it's my duty to make them feel at home but that doesn't mean you are any less to me
Rishabh: you're right bhaiya, we should not get influenced easily
Rohit: good and you Jaddu, tu kyo sabko badkara h
Jaddu: saale just because we don't play in the same team in ipl doesn't mean I don't get the inside information
Bahut friendship ho rahi h Jos the Goose ke saath hein
Rohit: YUZI
Yuzi: promise bhaiya meine kuch nhi bola 😭😭😭
Ash: meine bataya 😌
Rohit: Ash 😧
Ash: kya why do you need more friends other than us? Hum kaafi nhi h kya?
Rohit: nhi guys you're my family woh toh sirf colleague h
Jaddu: good usse zyaada banana bhi nhi chahiye
Rohit: understood Sir. chalo now everything is sorted? Everyone happy?
Virat: for your kind information,
YOU HAVEN'T SAID SORRY TO ME AND I'M STILL VERY MUCH ANGRY