โŠฑ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ต๐˜‚๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฒโŠฐ ใ€๐—ก๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜‚๏ฟฝ...

By xhilphonyii

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๐˜Š๐˜™๐˜ˆ๐˜Š๐˜’๐˜๐˜๐˜Šโ€ผ๏ธ ๐˜ˆ ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜บ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ฉ ๐˜ข ๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ญ ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ฌ๐˜ข๐˜ช'๐˜ฅ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๏ฟฝ... More

๐—ข๐—ต ๐˜†๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ต, ๐—ž๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ผ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐Ÿ˜Ž
๐—˜๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜†๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ'๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐Ÿ˜™
๐—œ ๐—๐—จ๐—ฆ๐—ง ๐—š๐—ข๐—ง ๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—˜ ๐—ง๐—›๐—ข๐—จ๐—š๐—›?!
๐—ฆ๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—ฉ๐—œ๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ๐—”๐—š๐—˜ ๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—˜ ๐—œ ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—˜๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
๐—ง๐—ฅ๐—”๐—œ๐—ก๐—œ๐—ก๐—š. ๐Ÿ’ช
๐—œ๐˜'๐˜€ ๐Ÿณ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด... ๐— ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜๐—ต ๐Ÿญ
๐— ๐—ข๐—ก๐—ง๐—› ๐Ÿฎ... ๐—ฌ/๐—ก'๐—ฆ ๐—™๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ซ๐—œ๐—•๐—œ๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—ง๐—ฌ & ๐—™๐—œ๐—š๐—›๐—ง๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—ฌ๐—Ÿ๐—˜
๐— ๐—ข๐—ก๐—ง๐—› ๐Ÿฏ ... ๐—™๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—˜ ๐— ๐—ข๐—ก๐—ง๐—› (๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด)
๐— ๐—ข๐—ก๐—ง๐—› ๐Ÿฐ ๐— ๐—ข๐—ฅ๐—˜ ๐—ง๐—ฅ๐—”๐—œ๐—ก๐—œ๐—ก๐—š; ๐—ฆ๐—”๐—ฉ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—›๐—”๐—ž๐—จ & ๐—ญ๐—”๐—•๐—จ๐—ญ๐—”
๐— ๐—ข๐—ก๐—ง๐—› ๐Ÿฐ.. ๐—ฌ/๐—ก ๐—ฆ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ฉ๐—”๐—ก๐—ง๐—ฆ
๐—•๐—ง๐—–๐—›๐—˜๐—ฆ ๐—œ'๐—  ๐—•๐—”๐—–๐—ž๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿฅต
๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—–๐—ž ๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—˜ ๐— ๐—ฌ ๐—•๐—”๐—•๐—ฌ
๐—ž๐—”๐—•๐—จ๐—ง๐—ข ๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—›๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—–๐—”๐—ฅ๐——๐—ฆ
๐—ช๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—ง๐—ง๐—˜๐—ก ๐—˜๐—ซ๐—”๐— 
๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—ฆ๐—ง ๐—ข๐—™ ๐——๐—˜๐—”๐—ง๐—› ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—ฆ๐—ง ๐—ข๐—™ ๐——๐—˜๐—”๐—ง๐—› ๐—ฃ๐—ง.๐Ÿฎ
๐—˜๐—ฃ๐—œ๐—– ๐—•๐—”๐—ง๐—ง๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐Ÿ˜ฑ
๐—Ÿ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ธ, ๐—ป๐—ผ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป.๐Ÿ˜Ž
๐—š๐—˜๐—ง ๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—”๐——๐—ฌ ๐—ง๐—ข ๐—ฅ๐—จ๐— ๐—•๐—Ÿ๐—˜โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ

๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด

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By xhilphonyii

Y/n will be op cuz why not? She will also be tall cuz tall women are underrated, you can already call this a W book.

Y/n will also be 14 almost 15 when she gets isekai'd into naruto and everyone else will be 12, some 13, mkay?

Also they're ABSOULETLY (or however you spell it) NO PEDOPHILIA CAUSE IM SO SICK N TIRED OF READING NARUTO X READERS AND KAKASHI SENSEI OR ANY OTHER ADULTS BE BLUSHING AT Y/N WHEN SHES LIKE 11 OR SOME OTHER NONSENSE, NO

so when y/n ages up to 18 or older is when adults n stuff will become love interests, thank you have a good day.
(So many W's ik, jk literally doing the bare minimum)

Ok enough info fur now, enjoy

(Oh also y/n is fluent in emojis)

_____________________________________










"Aight, bro you just mad cause your ex is in my dms right now." Y/n smirks,

"No shes literally not, and we're still dating" R/n says, with a scowl,

"Thats not what she said last night." Y/n says chuckling.

Everythings pauses, y/n looks at the camera,

"Hey, you look confused, hn? So basically whats happening here is, that dude right there said that I didn't have rizz, so now, we're arguing or whatever. But what he doesn't know is that, His mom favors me more than him, more than her own son, why? Cause I have the power to pull any milf I want. Okay, so now that you know, lets continue this storyline." Y/n looks at R/n, everything unpauses.

"Whatever, that why your failing all your classes." R/n rolls his eyes

"You're*" y/n corrects,

"Tch!" R/n sucks his teeth and walks away.

'Lmao, he mad' y/n thinks to herself, giggling out loud

"Uhm, Ms. L/n, are you alright?" T/n (teachers name) asks, tapping on y/n shoulder,

"Oh. Uh. Yessir (or ma'am)."

"Hn. Well, it's time you head home, schools over." T/n walks away.

"Oh facts?" Y/n talks to herself, pulling out her phone. "3:99pm? Awesome sauce! I can go home! Wait.. 3:99?" Y/n rechecks her phone,

'Ohio ahh time system💀 this why you dont buy a phone from dollar general'

Y/n walks home, her home wasn't that far from school. She lived in an apartment about 2 miles away from her school.

While crossing the street, in the corner of y/ns eye, she saw blinding truck lights, 'No... It can't be... Truck-kun?...' Y/n think to herself, before she could react, she felt a fast piercing pain travel through her body.

'Wow what I cliche way to die, getting hit by truck-kun, that familiar build that killed multiple y/ns from fanfiction.' y/n thinks

Then....























...











She jolted awake, screaming.

She pants heavily, looking around. Seeing a large bookshelf of mangas, and multiple naruto posters, among others.

'Okay, I'm in my room, on my bed. No truck-kun to be seen. Okay, alright, y/n calm down.'

She looks at her bedside table at the clock, 3:100am?

'I really gotta stop buying furniture from goodwill.'

Y/n goes back to sleep,

but she gets confronted with a dream...

She sees some strange old man,

"Who is you?" Y/n asks,

"I am...






Fred Figglehorn." The loud booming voice says,

"Who💀?"

"Nevermind, what you need to know is. You, have been selected to partake in a journey of a lifetime." Fred says,

"Okay? Whats that?"

"You've been chosen to be transported to a place your are very familiar with, The Naruto Universe."

"... 😂😂😂😂"

"Huh?"

"Oh my bad, what I meant to say was, ... HAHAHAHAHA"

"Uhm, this isn't a joke. I'm being for serious."

"Yeah, okay. Fred FIGGLEHORN. Even if this was true I still wouldn't agree to go."

"Huh? Why?! Lots of people would die for this opportunity! Be grateful I choose you!"

"Nah, you can choose one of those lots of people to do it."

"W-! Atleast tell me why."

"Cause I wouldn't survive a minute, dawg, I wouldn't even survive training."

"What if I gave you power?"

"..."

"..."

"No, thats final, I'm waking back up."

After Y/n wakes up, she checks the clock, 'Hn. Still weird.'

So she starts rewatching Naruto again to kill some time.

Eventually y/n falls back to sleep, only to be confronted with truck-kun this time.

Truck-kun: RRRRUMMMM RRUMMM RRRUUM

Y/n: Truck-kun? Nah, how can I understand engine?

Truck-kun: RRUMM RRRRUUUUMMMM RRUMM

Y/n:.... What do you mean you're gonna get me?

Truck-kun: RRUMM

Y/n: Watch out? For you? Tch. This is what I get for not taking zaza

___________________________________

Days past, it is now the weekend. School felt weird and longer due to y/n always checking the time only for it to say a time frame that doesn't exist. And she would continue to get weird dreams of truck-kun threatening her, but she would ignore him.

Y/n decided that at night time, when it was dark, that she would go to the playground, blast music in her headphones, and play with playground equipment cause, why not?
(Vibes though)

While Y/n was walking on the side walk, she saw headlights from a car, right behind, which would have been okay, except for the part that IT WAS FREAKING TRUCK-KUN.

Once y/n realized it was truck-kun, she started running away, but truck-kun being truck-kun was obviously faster than her, so she had to climb fences and run through light posts to get away. She finally hid in a building.

'Wtf?! Why- How?! What?!' Y/n was so scared and confused, poor thing. A killer car was after her, heck, a truck that had caught multiple bodies. You would be scared too if that happened in real life.

The same deal happened every single time y/n stepped outside, truck-kun was waiting to run her over. Bro even parked outside her apartment complex💀.

So eventually, y/n stopped going outside.

Y/n peeks outside her window, seeing truck-kun parked outside,

"Freaking Camper!" Y/n shouts in frustration, 'I really need to go grocery shopping.'

It drove her insane, she was stuck inside, too scared to step foot out of her apartment room. It was hard for her to get sleep, since she was so stressed ever since truck-kun wanted to be a camper.

But allas, Y/n finally got some sleep, in her dream, she wasn't met with truck-kun, but Fred.

"Hello."

"DON'T SAY 'Hello.' LIKE YOU AINT DID NOTHING WRONG I KNOW YOU SENT THAT TRUCK AFTER ME!!"

"Yes, I came her to tell you, If you can't go outside to let truck-kun take you, he's gonna have to come in and take you himself. Bye now."

"TF-?!"

Y/n woke up, she heard a loud engine roaring somehow really close by even thought she was on the third floor, and a car wouldn't be able to fit in the hallway, she looked to where the sound was coming from, she checks outside,

Truck-kun isn't there, y/n lets out a sigh of relief, 'But what's making that sound?' she looks the where the sound is coming from,


'The vent?' y/n thought, just then she sees two tiny lights coming from the vent.

The lights and engine sound gets closer, and closer then y/n realizes...

'That's truck kun isnt it?...'

The vent cover busts open revealing a miniature version of truck-kun.

"W- ....

HAHAHAHHAA! WHAT YOU GONNA DO, RUN MY TOE OVER HAH-" Y/n laughter is cut short by Truck-kun transforming into a transformer, but truck-kun version. He's becomes so big that the apartments floor caves in and the roof cracks.

Y/n gulps dramatically, Truck-kun begins pummeling y/n, punching, slapping, kicking, biting, pulling, pushing, you name it.

Y/n dies...

(Most descriptive battle scene💪)

😭😭😭😞
✊😞
💀🕊️🕊️ rip

Dang imagine... Truck-kun did the most just to kill you thats kinda sad... But oh well.

"Hey." Fred says,

"Hi..." Y/n says, exhausted.

"So, would you now consider my offer?"

"Obviously, if it means I get to live again."

"Good."

"You still gonna make me powerful though, cause if not I would rather stay dead."

"Sure."

"Mkay..."

.

.

.

"You gonna make me powerful now ir what?"

"It happens after you get transported."

"Oh.."

"..."

"Well damn did you lose brain cells or something transport me already."

"Oh right."






























Anyways thanks for reading as a token of gratitude i present low quality memes


Not low quality but enough to make you cackle or smile

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