meetmebehindthemall
I forgot how much I fucking hate
Gotham City
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tatteddilf
sucks to suck (I love you)
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meetmebehindthemall
that's it, I'm cancelling our date tonight.
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tatteddilf
I said I love you
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meetmebehindthemall
not good enough.
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nicnames
if you're just gonna be negative,
you can leave.
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meetmebehindthemall
aight 🚶♀️
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walkingcorpse
wait no come back I'll miss you
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timbers
simp.
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walkingcorpse
I can and will kill you.
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acroBAT
come to blüdhaven it's better I promise
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meetmebehindthemall
that is literally such a lie
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acroBAT
yeah, you're right, it is.
timbers
life - 1 (kicked me when I was down)
tim - 0 (I dropped my coffee)
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waffleobsessed
kind of based tbh.
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meetmebehindthemall
... does this mean you would want to get
coffee with me? 🫣
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timbers
say less
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walkingcorpse
... who's the simp now?
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notadilf
maybe it was a sign that you don't need coffee
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meetmebehindthemall
don't be an idiot bruce everyone needs coffee
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notadilf
fair point
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walkingcorpse
I don't know if I want to be August or be with her
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timbers
BRO ...
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tatteddilf
Jason I'm giving you to the count of three
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acroBAT
why tf does Bruce just go along with whatever
she says, he was right, Tim doesn't need coffee
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meetmebehindthemall
stfu dickwad
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acroBAT
okay
meetmebehindthemall
just a short list of things that have happened to me today: I have been puked on, I have had blood splatter onto my shoes and I know for sure those stains aren't coming out, and that was in the span of 1 hour!
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nicnames
... just buy new shoes
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meetmebehindthemall
that's not very environmentally conscious of me
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nicnames
😐
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notadilf
Alfred said he knows how to remove the stains!
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meetmebehindthemall
remind me to never cross that man, ever.
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notadilf
He would be able to get rid of your body and no one would ever know.
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walkingcorpse
Alfred's the goat (ggoat)
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waffleobsessed
ggoat?
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walkingcorpse
greatest grandpa of all time!
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litebright
he's gonna shed a tear bc of that, jay
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timbers
that was oddly sweet of you
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emojigirl
👁️👄👁️
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waffleobsessed
who replaced Jay with a robot that says nice things?
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acroBAT
come to think of it, has anyone seen Jay in a while
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meetmebehindthemall
he's fine, he's sitting on my couch laughing hysterically at these tweets, Cass' got him the best.
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tatteddilf
y'all are hanging out without me? :(
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walkingcorpse
pull up 😌
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tatteddilf
omw, ollie's babysitting
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walkingcorpse
I am warning everyone to just ignore her next tweet, she's coping from her bad shift with a lot of wine and is now incapable of stopping herself
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nicnames
now I'm intrigued
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timbers
Mark me as interested!
meetmebehindthemall
you know, I've always questioned why my mom dated Jonathan Crane
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meetmebehindthemall
like wtf every came over her and said "you should date him", you know? he has never been sane a day in his life.
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meetmebehindthemall
and clearly I've never seen him without the mask on apparently bc my answer would have been given a LONG time ago
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meetmebehindthemall
like ... okay mom I understand ... look at this man guys
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walkingcorpse
I told y'all to ignore this
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timbers
no no no she's got a point
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emojigirl
🧍♀️😐🫣🙂
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girlinthechair
couldn't put it any better myself, Cass
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waffleobsessed
so true
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nicnames
(s)creaming
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walkingcorpse
I am literally right here.
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nicnames
you have quite literally professed your love for august 30x over shut up 🙄
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acroBAT
your mom dated scarecrow?
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meetmebehindthemall
Bruce literally dated and had a child with the daughter of the demons head. I promise you've have it worse.
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acroBAT
... 😐
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thebloodson
Grayson, you could defend fathers honor, at least.
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walkingcorpse
no, let august speak her piece.
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notadilf
At this point, I'm removing all of you from my will
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meetmebehindthemall
remove me from the will I dare you, I can and will get the DNA test results and use those with the best lawyers I can get and get what I deserve
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nicnames
... Jason get off of August's twitter
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meetmebehindthemall
no.
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notadilf
... Jason Peter Todd.
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meetmebehindthemall
he got off of my account, but also Bruce, he's not wrong I could do that if you remove me from the will.
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notadilf
I know.
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meetmebehindthemall
good.
liked by acrobats & 19 others
meetmebehindthemall | little photo dump
including images of some of my fav idiots (and then Dick was there too ig)
[tagged: nicnames, walkingcorpse, acrobats]
load comments...
nicnames | the second photo ... mommy? sorry, mommy? sorry ... mommy?
- meetmebehindthemall | 😋
walkingcorpse | so glad I made it to this photo dump
notsowonderous | how tf did dick get my belt ... I'm going to kill him
- acrobats | literally fuck off you know how I got it
- meetmebehindthemall | stfu dick no one was talking to you
- girlinthechair | yeah 🙄
nicnames | @walkingcorpse ... Jason ... honey ... what tf is going on with your hair in that photo
- walkingcorpse | don't you think I'm sexy :(
- nicnames | no.
- walkingcorpse | 😔
- nicnames | no no no, wait, no, I think ur very sexy
- meetmebehindthemall | gtfo of here
tatteddilf | remember when Taylor Swift said my baby's fit like a daydream
- acrobats | thanks 😗😗
- meetmebehindthemall | damn Roy, you're cheating on me with Dick?
- tatteddilf | you weren't supposed to find out like this
- humangarbagedisposal | ... dick you're cheating on me wtf (august we can start a club)
- meetmebehindthemall | titans that have been cheated on 😔 (how's Linda doing tho??)
- humangarbagedisposal | she's great!! says she misses you & sends her love
- meetmebehindthemall | I love that woman (I'm stealing her from you)
- humangarbagedisposal | done dirty x2 😔
timbers | @walkingcorpse ayo why is your forehead so big
- walkingcorpse | I am literally going to kill you
- meetmebehindthemall | you're literally wrapped in a pink fluffy blanket reading Pride and Prejudice in my living room, shut up.
AUTHORS NOTE
^ me when I remember posting this story going "I'll probably update it fairly often" and then I don't
anyways, the Jason and August bond is so special to me 😩 also I am really leaning into my "Jason Todd = bbygorl around august" headcanons for this fic. I'm not sorry. Their bromance (and his former teenage crush) is just unmatched. Amazing energy. 10/10 will always love and recommend.
As for AugustRoy ... idk how long y'all should expect to be seeing that 🫣. Perhaps they're in a fight era (who knows you'll find out whenever I finish the next chapter which includes a poorly written irl portion). Do enjoy the moments my brain comes up with and goes "yes this is good".
I know there wasn't much augustdick interaction (next chapter I promise) but the world building and inclusion of her in the fam is so special to me 🥹🫶🏻
Be sure to comment and let me know your thoughts!