BAD HABIT → DICK GRAYSON

misc | welcome to hell (gotham)

meetmebehindthemall
I forgot how much I fucking hate
Gotham City
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tatteddilf
sucks to suck (I love you)
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meetmebehindthemall
that's it, I'm cancelling our date tonight.
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tatteddilf
I said I love you
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meetmebehindthemall
not good enough.
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nicnames
if you're just gonna be negative,
you can leave.
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meetmebehindthemall
aight 🚶‍♀️
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walkingcorpse
wait no come back I'll miss you
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timbers
simp.
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walkingcorpse
I can and will kill you.
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acroBAT
come to blüdhaven it's better I promise
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meetmebehindthemall
that is literally such a lie
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acroBAT
yeah, you're right, it is.

timbers
life - 1 (kicked me when I was down)
tim - 0 (I dropped my coffee)
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waffleobsessed
kind of based tbh.
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meetmebehindthemall
... does this mean you would want to get
coffee with me? 🫣
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timbers
say less
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walkingcorpse
... who's the simp now?
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notadilf
maybe it was a sign that you don't need coffee
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meetmebehindthemall
don't be an idiot bruce everyone needs coffee
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notadilf
fair point
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walkingcorpse
I don't know if I want to be August or be with her
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timbers
BRO ...
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tatteddilf
Jason I'm giving you to the count of three
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acroBAT
why tf does Bruce just go along with whatever
she says, he was right, Tim doesn't need coffee
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meetmebehindthemall
stfu dickwad
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acroBAT
okay

meetmebehindthemall
just a short list of things that have happened to me today: I have been puked on, I have had blood splatter onto my shoes and I know for sure those stains aren't coming out, and that was in the span of 1 hour!
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nicnames
... just buy new shoes
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meetmebehindthemall
that's not very environmentally conscious of me
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nicnames
😐
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notadilf
Alfred said he knows how to remove the stains!
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meetmebehindthemall
remind me to never cross that man, ever.
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notadilf
He would be able to get rid of your body and no one would ever know.
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walkingcorpse
Alfred's the goat (ggoat)
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waffleobsessed
ggoat?
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walkingcorpse
greatest grandpa of all time!
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litebright
he's gonna shed a tear bc of that, jay
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timbers
that was oddly sweet of you
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emojigirl
👁️👄👁️
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waffleobsessed
who replaced Jay with a robot that says nice things?
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acroBAT
come to think of it, has anyone seen Jay in a while
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meetmebehindthemall
he's fine, he's sitting on my couch laughing hysterically at these tweets, Cass' got him the best.
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tatteddilf
y'all are hanging out without me? :(
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walkingcorpse
pull up 😌
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tatteddilf
omw, ollie's babysitting
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walkingcorpse
I am warning everyone to just ignore her next tweet, she's coping from her bad shift with a lot of wine and is now incapable of stopping herself
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nicnames
now I'm intrigued
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timbers
Mark me as interested!