12:00 a.m.
luke:
EVERYBODY WAKR IP ITS CALUMS BORTHDyA
cally 💖💛:
ignore him he drinks
michael:
LOL
happy birthday cal
cally 💖💛:
thank u
luke and i are at a club
michael:
oh you meant he's actually drinking
cally 💖💛:
yes😭
we're both a little drunk i just handle it better than he does
luke:
NHNGNGHGNB
doctor atlas:
god damn
it's 3 am
my phone was blowing up in the fucking or i thought someone was dying
luke:
HAHAHAH
DD YOU LEAVE THE ORR?(7:7:?
doctor atlas:
we were done
another resident was closing so i was done
but one of the or nurses was like atlas your phone is blowing up did you want me to check it. and i'm like absolutely fucking not.
cally 💖💛:
DHFJDJSHDJ
luke:
TELL CAL HAPPY BIRTHDAY
doctor atlas:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAL
how old are u now
cally 💖💛:
27 !!
doctor atlas:
NICE
ashton:
3 o'clock in the morning.
luke:
ASHBH
HI
TELL CAL HAPPY BRITHDAY
ashton:
i
THREE IN THE MORNING.
I WAS ASLEEP.
luke:
SO?
ashton:
god
happy birthday calum
don't get too drunk
or at least not as drunk as luke
cally 💖💛:
i don't think that's possible
ashton:
LOL
can i go back to bed now
luke:
no
come party
ashton:
luke
luke:
errgghh
michael:
luke literally types like they're writing a fic
luke:
FUCK YOU
ashton:
i wish we could come party
doctor atlas:
we need to visit soon
cally 💖💛:
please
i miss u guys
michael:
and what am i
luke:
the lone aussie
michael:
you are literally australian you stupid little gay person
luke:
GNGNHNHNHN
literally everyone except atlas is😭
you're still the only one that doesn't live stateside yet
michael:
excuse you
do you know how expensive moving to the states is
luke:
i
hello
yes
i literally do
i did it
michael:
right
well
you get it then
ain't happening anytime soon
luke:
sad
doctor atlas:
so
cal
what are your birthday plans
besides partying
cally 💖💛:
not much tbh
just gonna chill with some friends
luke:
yeah
cally 💖💛:
if luke isn't too hungover
luke:
I WONT BE
cally 💖💛:
we'll see
luke:
I WOMT BE
ashton:
sounds like someone who absolutely will be
luke:
fuck
i will not
i swear
michael:
update us in the morning
luke:
.......
11:07 a.m.
luke:
ughhhhhh
doctor atlas:
how's the hangover
luke:
ouch
cally 💖💛:
curled up on the bathroom floor
watching supernatural on his phone
pedialyte in a hydroflask
doctor atlas:
IN A HYDROFLASK
luke:
its my emotional support bottle
ashton:
i believe it
doctor atlas:
you gonna make it
luke:
oh god
no
i'm dying
cally 💖💛:
you think you're dying every single time you're hungover
drink your pedialyte and come out of the bathroom
luke:
yghhfudhsj
cally 💖💛:
poor baby
i'm so sad for you
come eat breakfast
luke:
ok
doctor atlas:
stay strong
luke:
hhmpphhh
4:32 p.m.
luke:
hes sooooo pretty
my favorite person ever
i'm so obsessed with him
doctor atlas:
awwwwhhh
ashton:
y'all are so fucking cute
michael:
i hate it here
doctor atlas:
MICHAEL 😭
we'll find u someone #trust
michael:
ugh
10:19 p.m.
luke:
were drunk again
michael:
nice bucket hat
cally 💖💛:
huh
idk where i even go that from
it kinds just showed ip
doctor atlas:
oh lord
you're drunk drunk
cally 💖💛:
its bad fr me
luke:
HES SOOO DRUNK LOL
he's a clingy drunk
it's so cute
cally 💖💛:
yeshhh
so much tequula in my bodt
ashton:
tequila is a very dangerous thing
cally 💖💛:
yeahhhhh
doctor atlas:
neither of you do anything stupid please
luke:
im taking care of him
cally 💖💛:
my boy <3333333
whered u go
come back
i misd u
luke:
im in the bathroom, my love
cally 💖💛:
comr backkkkjkjj
wanna kiss u so bad
luke:
ill be back in a sec
stay w roy lol
cally 💖💛:
i donr wanna kiss roy
i wanns kiss u!!!!
i like uu
soooo much
so much more than so mucj
ashton:
put the phone down you are GONE
cally 💖💛:
yeahhhhhh
2:19 a.m.
ace🌻:
sober cal may not be too happy with drunk cal tomorrow
ashton:
oh GOD
you know he's never said that before either
because luke would let EVERYBODY know
ace🌻:
right
not a peep from luke
you think he's seen it
ashton:
i imagine if he tweeted it he definitely said it to luke as well
ace🌻:
yeah
i hope luke takes it well
considering the last time love was involved
ashton:
god i hope so
he deserves this
he deserves someone like cal
ace🌻:
yeah🥹
3:45 a.m.
doctor atlas:
god they're cute
michael:
omg
you think they're curled up together on the bathroom floor rn
luke:
i am not
ashton:
you're alive
i'm proud
luke:
did y'all see this shit
ashton:
yeah
we didn't send it here we didn't know if you'd seen it
luke:
OH I SAW IT.
doctor atlas:
and what are your thoughts on that
luke:
he got super emotional
then he tweeted that
and he said it to me
i mean it was in more words but the premise of it was there
then he got even more emotional and cried
did i mention he's clingy
he hurt his own feelings by imagining what would happen if we ever broke up
then he threw up in the street
now we're at some random diner and he's eating waffles
ashton:
that was certainly... a story!
doctor atlas:
he threw up in the street-
luke:
in the street.
on hollywood blvd.
ashton:
oh my god
doctor atlas:
because he imagined breaking up with you.
luke:
no no no
he imagined ME breaking up with HIM
and i'm like dear. my darling calum. i am not going to break up with you. and he got emotional over that
and told me he loved me again
michael:
what is happening
ashton:
cal told luke he loves him then puked on hollywood blvd
michael:
HUH
luke:
it's been a night
michael:
uh.
seems like it
luke:
he is actually going to spend the entire day wallowing in my bed tomorrow
like i just know it
i have never seen him this drunk
doctor atlas:
oh my
more than you?
luke:
MORE THAN ME
ashton:
giggling
luke:
oh it's possible.
god he's gonna fucking puke waffles everywhere i know it
doctor atlas:
ew
make sure he doesn't get alcohol poisoning pls
luke:
oh no more drinking tonight
he has been cut off
the bar crawl has ended
next stop is home
and sleep
michael:
luke:
FUCK
god i can't get over it
ashton:
on hollywood blvd😭
luke:
ugh
I MADE HIM SO SAD AFTERWARDS TOO I FEEL SO BAD
THATS WHY WE GOT WAFFLES
doctor atlas:
YOU MADE HIM SAD ON HIS BIRTHDAY?
ashton:
WHAT DID YOU DO
luke:
i didn't tell him i loved him too😭
michael:
oh
well
i mean
that'd make me sad too
doctor atlas:
well
damn
ashton:
that's rough
i mean i understand why you wouldn't be ready for that
luke:
what
the only reason i didn't say it is because he's plastered and he isn't even gonna remember any of it tomorrow so why would i tell him i love him for the first time when he's too gone to remember any of it
doctor atlas:
oh
michael:
won't he see these texts
luke:
not if my wonderful friends delete the conversation back to ashton's hollywood blvd message
michael:
you are so unserious.
luke:
michael pleas
michael:
fuck
i hate you
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luke:
ur awesome
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doctor atlas:
you are actually the most ridiculous person i've ever met and probably the only person i would do something this stupid for
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luke:
wonderful friends
doctor atlas:
how are you getting home
luke:
lyft
doctor atlas:
okay
good
wanted to make sure you're all safe
luke:
we are
we're heading out now
i'll let you know when we get home
and when cal inevitably pukes everywhere
ashton:
you love him
[luke loved a message.]
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a/n– happy belated birthday to calum my scrumptious squishy goopsit badointy <3