ashton:
luke
luuuukeeee
i know you're not busy
where are you
not a peep all day
it worries me when you're quiet
cally 💖💛:
LOL
me too
michael:
where is he
cally 💖💛:
how should i know
doctor atlas:
be so fucking fr.
you are literally joined at the everything
michael:
was that a supernatural reference
luke:
DEAN
ashton:
oh
hi
luke:
DEEEANNNNN!!!
doctor atlas:
huh
luke:
it's his birthday !!!!
doctor atlas:
oh
ashton:
is that what this tweet was about😭
luke:
i
yes
who else
what other dean would i tweet about
only him
the best man that ever lived
doctor atlas:
you are a deeply disturbed individual.
luke:
ATLAS????
WHAT IS WRONG WITH U
michael:
you are ill
luke:
STOP IT
cally 💖💛:
god damn
luke:
CAL😭
cally 💖💛:
like i know
and i get it
me too
but on your public twitter😭
luke:
look.
i'm not even ashamed actually
like i can't even pretend i am
ashton:
jesus
luke:
.....anyway
panic! broke up
michael:
I SAW
how do u break up w yourself
luke:
HNGNGHNHHN
ryan ross forever
doctor atlas:
real
michael:
young little emo me would be sobbing right now
but panic died a long time ago
it's just been brendon slandering their name since 2009 tbh
dallon weekes and ryan ross 4ever
doctor atlas:
panic! is to mike as fob is to fletch as mcr is to luke
ashton:
REAL
cal
what's yours
cally 💖💛:
my huh
ashton:
your band
your people
your mikey way
luke:
i've been summoned?
ashton:
you are insane
luke:
HEHEHEH
cally 💖💛:
LOL
uhm
green day for me
they're #my band
i was never out my goddamn mind tho
luke:
and what does that imply
hmm
cally 💖💛:
baby
you know exactly what i was implying
luke:
........
cally 💖💛:
sweetheart.
luke:
cally 💖💛:
i cant breathe
luke:
just wait til you see the dean posts i have lined up
cally 💖💛:
good god.
ashton:
goopsit badointy.
luke:
ashton.
ashton:
luke.
luke:
i hate all of you
doctor atlas:
WOAH?
what about me
luke:
oh i would never
you're my favorite
cally 💖💛:
bruh
luke:
aside from my lovely boyfriend of course
cally 💖💛:
this is my boyfriend luke and this is luke's boyfriend mikey way and his other boyfriend dean winchester and his other boyfriend atlas ryder
ashton:
ending my own life
doctor atlas:
HAHAHAH
luke:
mikey being first
michael:
yall are so
goddamn
i'm the only normal person here
luke:
HELLO HIGH AND MIGHTY😭
michael:
JUST SAYING
luke:
feeling very attacked right now
cally 💖💛:
you are perfect in all your deranged-ness
luke:
thank you lovely
cally 💖💛:
ofc
anytime
doctor atlas:
i'm so glad cal keeps us updated on luke's tumblr
because i can't go back to that hellscape
luke:
what kind of tumblr did u have
doctor atlas:
baby i was a superwholock.
luke:
OH GOD HAHAHAH
doctor atlas:
so much doctor who in this brain
ashton:
HSHDJSSHJ
he ain't kidding
it's bad
doctor atlas:
it's really bad
michael:
once again i'm the only normal one
luke:
i will find your old tumblr.
michael:
LUKE.
luke:
that 4k word fourth of july analysis lookin real sexy right now
michael:
STOP
luke:
🫶
doctor atlas:
what is that
luke:
what
FOURTH OFJUYL)?7:66
doctor atlas:
no i know the song
what's the big deal about it
i wasn't a fall out boy fan
i mainly know what ash tells me and what the rest of you yap about
luke:
oh
sweets
it's petekey
doctor atlas:
oh
okay
luke:
i just
uh
petekeyprimer.tumblr.com
just read this
doctor atlas:
luke.
that is a NOVEL.
luke:
yeah
michael:
oh god i was really scared you linked my song analysis before i fully read the link
luke:
LOL
i haven't found it yet
i know it's out there
michael:
how do you know i didn't delete it
luke:
you wouldn't
you worked too hard on it
michael:
that is true
ashton:
ace is FOCUSED on this lore rn
luke:
HELSPDKFHKDSK
okay so a lot of it in recent years is bullshit just to be clear
like there's no sense in any of it at this point
and pete is not still writing songs about the guy he was rumored to have had a thing with over fifteen years ago
but just for context
that is the petekey lore
doctor atlas:
jesus christ.
no wonder you're so deranged
luke:
look.
tbf
i wasnt THAT much of a petekey
michael:
please do share with the class
luke:
i was a frikey
you all know this
i was clinically insane about it.
like.
it was partially because i desperately wanted to fuck them both but
they were #MY people
i just know way too much about petekey (because of mikey) to be sane
cally 💖💛:
this is my boyfriend luke and luke's boyfriend mikey way
luke:
CALUMHKDHDJ
cally 💖💛:
it's fine i can share🥲
luke:
UR SO??):&:?
cally 💖💛:
you're so cute.
luke:
🥹
doctor atlas:
my brain is actively decomposing
luke:
LOL
doctor atlas:
i'm not even to the fall out boy hiatus yet
luke:
oh my god😭
ashton:
knowing luke was a frikey is still so
like
so many puzzle pieces connecting
luke:
😭
LIKE
i swear i'm sane about all of these people now
they're just my best friends fr
like this is so fucking cute
just best friends ☹️
cally 💖💛:
you're so sane but you'd be drooling screaming shitting yourself if anyone besides us ever finds your fics
luke:
CALUM.
a genuine fear.
i'm so glad i used a fake email for my ao3
michael:
HAHAH
imagine a potential employer asking you to explain the 11k word frikey au
luke:
please
i'd die
doctor atlas:
why did you send me this
my brain hurts
luke:
YOURE STILL READING IT
you can stop
doctor atlas:
i'm invested now
ashton:
i cannot believe you're exposing my boyfriend to petekey
luke:
HNGGNFHH
IM SORRY
ashton:
god😭
cally 💖💛:
can we please go back to the part where atlas told us he had a superwholock tumblr
doctor atlas:
no we cannot.
luke why did you send me this.
i feel like i'm close to genuine insanity.
luke:
oh my god 😭
ashton:
"what the fuck is wrong with them"
luke:
OH GOD
ATLAS😭
THE LOOK OF DEFEAT ON YOUR FACE I CANT BREATHE
doctor atlas:
i need to lie down
ashton:
he's having a rough time
cally 💖💛:
LUKE YOU BROKE HIM😭
luke:
IM SORRY
I DIDNT MEAN TO
doctor atlas:
i can't breathe
he's just a fucked up little guy isn't he
luke:
who
pete?
doctor atlas:
YAH
luke:
he is
doctor atlas:
good god
i need to go back to work i need a sense of normalcy
some sanity perhaps
ashton:
you broke my boyfriend
luke:
IM SORRY HNGNFHDHN
michael:
oh my god
atlas you look so done
doctor atlas:
I AM
JESUS
I NEED TO TAKE A NAP.
cally 💖💛:
that's so valid actually
luke:
can i just say that if atlas was my doctor i would feel so safe
doctor atlas:
thank u
i try
michael:
no that's so real
ashton:
he's very gentle
cally 💖💛:
RIGHT he patched u up like twice didn't he
doctor atlas:
three times
luke:
HUH?
ash told us two
ashton:
well
damn
doctor atlas:
oh lmao no it was three times
the first time was when he got thrown into a table and got a concussion. second was a week later when he accidentally cut his hand while cooking. and then the third was less than a week after that and he'd ripped some of his stitches open and request me BY NAME. in the ED. i said i was convinced he just wanted to see me again and then he asked for my number and the nurses STILL tease me about it. but i got a bf out of it so.
luke:
god
that's so fucking cute
ashton:
THEY DIDNT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE STITCHES
doctor atlas:
i could always tell them HOW you ripped them
ashton:
ace.
doctor atlas:
heheh
michael:
HOW
ashton:
NO
doctor atlas:
i would never
...maybe
ashton:
ur so mean
doctor atlas:
i love you too
cally 💖💛:
adorable
can we get an ashton update
we haven't seen him in so long
ashton:
just say u miss me
cally 💖💛:
😘
luke:
eeergghh
ashton:
NOT FUN WHEN IT HAPPENS TO YOU HUH?
luke:
I HATE YOU
doctor atlas:
fletch is alive and well
comfy and happy
cally 💖💛:
good
michael:
y'all's nicknames for each other are so cute i wish i was dead
doctor atlas:
MICHAEL😭
michael:
desperately lonely
cally 💖💛:
not me y'all stay safe tho !
luke i'm omw
luke:
WOOOOO
michael:
THATS SO FUCKIGNFGnnvnhch?),)::?.
ashton:
CALUMHJDHDJS
LUKE. YOU MADE HIM MEAN.
luke:
I DIDNT.
cally 💖💛:
i was already mean
doctor atlas:
yeah he kinda was
michael:
luke and cal our resident mean girls
luke:
hgngngnh
cal be careful, love
i'll see you soon
cally 💖💛:
i will <3
michael:
i am the only single person in this group.
doctor atlas:
you can live in our attic
michael:
LMFAO
THANKS
ashton:
i-