luke:
PETE WENTZ
michael:
patrick stump just one chance please.
doctor atlas:
two types of people
ashton:
what is happening
luke:
FLLA OUT BUIYIKIUGBQUEJIKOD
NEW MUSICCMCNFYHEJIKODL
ashton:
WHAT
LUKE
ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME
ARE YOU JOKING
WHAT
HELLO??
cally 💖💛:
ashton:
MY FUCKIGN god.
WHAT.
im gonna fucjing die
be right back
my god
my fucking god
holy fuck
holy shit
luke:
i could realistically die from this
album out march 24th im eating gravel
cally 💖💛:
please don't eat gravel
luke:
🥲
doctor atlas:
you people are clinically insane
luke:
i AM actually clinically bipolar
michael:
luke.
luke:
michael
ashton:
im going to die
YOU WERE THE SUNSHINE OF MY LIFETIME?????
luke:
if i was still 16 i would be so fucking annoying about petekey right now
cally 💖💛:
LUKE.
michael:
whats stopping you now
luke:
DIGNITY?
michael:
you were my versailles at night
luke:
shut up
now
michael:
the summer of like
luke:
MICHAEL
cally 💖💛:
michael exposing himself as a recovered petekey is sending me into fucking orbit right now holy shit
michael:
if i tried hard enough i could probably find the four thousand word analysis i wrote about fourth of july on my tumblr when it came out and nearly killed me
luke:
HNGNGNHHNHNHN
cally 💖💛:
you are deranged
michael:
yeah
hey luke
luke
hey
luke:
what.
michael:
luke:
ILL KILL YOU
michael:
amazing new mexico sunset
luke:
vision going blurry
walls are closing in
oh god
doctor atlas:
STOP IT YOURE HURTING HIM
michael:
hes so easy
this is so fucking funny
luke:
hang on
four thousand word fourth of july analysis
michael:
yeah
why
luke:
dear jesus
.....dare i ask
michael:
huh
luke:
electriccenturies
.........?
michael:
NO
OH GOD
OH NO
NO
OH NO
cally 💖💛:
WOAH?
WHATSNGKGNFNDH
luke:
HELP ME GOD
MIKEHSELDJFIDNSHSJ
threecheersforthekobrakid
michael:
LUKE??,):):??
NO
NO
WHAT
ashton:
WHAT IS HAPPENING
i'm still stuck on the bridge
cally 💖💛:
i think lu and michael may have been petekey mutuals on tumblr
ashton:
none of those words are in the bible
luke:
i cant breathe
I WASNT A PETEKEY TUMBLR
i was hopelessly devoted to mikey way from the ages of 11 to like. 22
cally 💖💛:
LIAR
LOL
none of you follow him on his tumblr but it's bad
just mikeywayarchive dailymway mikey-way-everyday
you scroll down their blog and it's all just mikey posts mikey pictures mikey shitposting A LOTTTTTT of horny shit about him
luke:
this is not okay
doctor atlas:
it was frank for me
i wanted to marry that man
i still would
ashton:
.....
well
doctor atlas:
I MEAN
ashton:
that's fair actually
i'd leave you for him too
luke:
that's so fucking valid
michael:
just sliding past the revelation that luke actively posts about wanting to fuck mikey way
luke:
ok ok let's run it back to electriccenturies then huh?
michael:
i will kill you
luke:
and the fact that we were MUTUALS and apparently posted. COLLABORATIVELY. about wanting to fuck mikey way.
michael:
i could kill myself right now
cally 💖💛:
this is the best thing that's ever happened to me
michael was a petekey 😭
michael:
LUKE WAS A FRERARD?
ashton:
HELP ME GODHDHFKSGSJD
doctor atlas:
WHAT
NO WAY LMFAO
luke:
look.
k fine
i was a little deranged
it's fine
i'm healed now
cally 💖💛:
there is no way you just did that
they are lying to you
that is not an old screenshot
michael:
HAHAH WHAT
cally 💖💛:
that is still his tumblr.
he literally just went and changed his bio.
luke:
CALUM PLEASE
cally 💖💛:
luke:
STOP IT
i feel like i'm standing naked in the street right now
ashton:
the post
like what was the theme there
luke:
no comment
cally 💖💛:
luke:
CAL
michael:
U SO-
BABYGIRL
LUKE
PLEASE
luke:
this is awful
LEAVE MY MIKEY POSTS ALONE
HES MY LOVER
doctor atlas:
my god
ashton:
this makes.... so much sense
luke:
HEY.
doctor atlas:
you probably wrote fanfiction too
luke:
atlas.
shut the fuck up.
doctor atlas:
HAHAHAHAH
michael:
you wrote frerard fic didn't you
luke:
shut. the fuck. up
michael:
LUKE NO😭
cally 💖💛:
my god
was it good or
luke:
calum pls
doctor atlas:
luke writing frerard fanfiction at the ripe age of 17 in his college math class
luke:
im going to end my own life
it wasn't just frerard.
ashton:
luke...
what was it....
luke:
if any of you ever mention this ever again you will be forcibly removed from this chat
WE WERE LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT THE NEW FALL OUT BOY SONG
cally 💖💛:
was it frank and mikey
[luke removed cally 💖💛 from the conversation.]
michael:
there aint no damn way
FRIKEY?
luke:
FUCK OFF
doctor atlas:
LUKE LMAODLGMFHSJ
[incoming message from cally 💖💛: BABY.]
[incoming message from cally 💖💛: ADD ME BACK.]
[incoming message from cally 💖💛: you writing frikey fanfic is actually not my problem at all and very much your fault]
[incoming message from cally 💖💛: i see you reading these]
[incoming message from cally 💖💛: i hate you so bad]
[incoming message from cally 💖💛: ...what was the fic about]
luke:
oh i can't breathe
doctor atlas:
add calum back
now
luke:
NO
michael:
luke not knowing how to crop >>>>>
luke:
what
OH
oh
ignore all that
ashton:
we absolutely will not
doctor atlas:
HELLO?
wow
okay
luke:
ATLAS SHUT UPDNFNHNHNGH
michael:
PLEASEJFKGNGNG
i cannot BREATHE
[luke added cally 💖💛 to the conversation.]
cally 💖💛:
PFFFTT
thank you.
luke:
don't thank me yet you're about to hear it from all of them
cally 💖💛:
what did you do
luke:
just remember i'm very cute
[ashton renamed the conversation'#CAKE'.]
michael:
THE CUTE GUY?
doctor atlas:
baby
cally 💖💛:
what
oh
my god
LUKE PLEASE.
luke:
IM SORRY
cally 💖💛:
i'm in stitches pleasegnhhngnhn
ashton:
ME TOO
cake is real...... he says hopefully
luke:
no
and you're all losers
except for cal
michael:
u so damn-
we all know you're fucking like
cally 💖💛:
i hate you
we're not
i already told you why we're not
you may just be projecting because you're unwillingly celibate
luke:
LOL DAMN
michael:
LUKE YOU MADE CALUM MEAN.
luke:
HNGNGNHN I DID NOT
he's literally perfect
doctor atlas:
sounds like a boyfriend thing to say
luke:
i think i'd rather talk about fanfiction again
michael:
oh about that
luke:
what.
michael:
this u?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43237296
ashton:
MICHAEL
doctor atlas:
OH MY GOD LMAO
NO WAY
cally 💖💛:
HELP
MICHAELSJFJDJSHDH
michael:
it's really good actually
oh my god he has 63 works under the mcr tag
23 under fob
77 under supernatural😭
cally 💖💛:
jesus christ
i'm guessing all 77 are destiel
michael:
mainly yes
some dean-centric stuff
not surprising
ashton:
i think you killed them
luke:
this is mortifying
i actually hate all of you
doctor atlas:
okay okay
can we talk about you and calum
[luke removed doctor atlas from the conversation.]
ashton:
LUKE STOP IT
you can't just remove people when you don't like what they have to say😭
luke:
yes i can
i just did
wanna see me do it again?
ashton:
ok ok ok
i feel like i'm at the hands of a dictator right now
michael:
not a dictator just someone who really liked to write frikey smut apparently
luke:
.
..
cally 💖💛:
this is.
the best day of my life.
luke:
i am never speaking to any of you again.
———
a/n- love from the other side is NOT about petekey and take none of this seriously please i don't even know how this happened besides insanity and my personal unhealthy obsession with mikey way (the shipping part is solely because luke is deranged. that is all)