SPOILERS FOR DEATH SETS SAIL.
Hazel: I'm so sad! My best friend died, and I'm becoming a mess and—
Alexander: Kisses Hazel at the end of DSS
Hazel: —and I'm fine now.
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Hazel: Okay so— WAIT IS THAT PERSON HOLDING A KNIFE?!
Daisy: Heroines never die.
Alexander: Oh gosh! Tell my parents I love them — I love you too Hazel.
George: Wait we are gonna die?
Heppy: It's okay guys im just sleepwalking with a knife in my hand.
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Alexander: I really like you Hazel, I have since the Case Of The Body at the Seasi—
Hazel: freaking out
Also Hazel: Ooo look at this book!
Alexander in his mind: THIS LITTLE—
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Daisy: Heroines never die!
*6 months later*
Daisy: OKAY BUT I WASNT SURE IF—
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Hazel: I don't have the courage to kiss Alexander, I ruined our chance.
George: If you guys don't get together then I won't ask Lavinia out.
Hazel: Wait but you just met her—
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Kitty: Alexander is annoyingly handsome!
Hazel: trying her best not to get jealous
Hazel: Yea. He is, without the 'annoyingly' part.
Kitty: I want to try to make him interested in me! But I know that I have no hope no matter how hard I try because he is interested in you!
Hazel: No. he is—
*Hazel and Alex kiss*
Hazel: —is interested in me after all.