Chapter 116 I Always Feel That The Biggest Bug In This Show Is...
The next day a group of people were woken up by the crowing of chickens.
When they woke up, everyone else looked at Peng Chen subconsciously, only Jiang Siyan silently protected Peng Chen behind him. It wasn't because of anything else, it was purely because he was afraid that Peng Chen would be beaten.
Peng Chen is also very wronged, because they don’t have a camera in this room when they sleep at night. After all, they want to protect the privacy of the guests, so they take two shots before going to bed and after waking up. quit. So it stands to reason that it is impossible for the conversation last night to reach the ears of the program crew.
But now there are indeed chickens crowing outside.
It was only faintly audible at first, but now it is becoming more and more obvious.
If it wasn't that there was an inner ghost on their side, then the only explanation was that the devil Peng Chen and the devil program group had connected again.
A group of people simply packed up and hurried out the door.
As soon as I arrived in the yard, I saw a large fence with a height of one person in the middle of the yard. In the fence, there were two energetic big roosters with blood-red combs, glaring at the guests.
The director looked at Peng Chen and the others with a smile, and first asked as a matter of routine: "Everyone, is anyone going to quit today?"
But it was almost the same as yesterday, and as usual, no one responded.
Although no one wanted to quit, the director didn't mind, and he still smiled: "Okay, since no one quit, I will announce today's task. I believe you have seen it just now. Your task today is, Catch the chicken. Are you happy? Are you surprised? Are you happy?”
Everyone looked at him expressionlessly.
The director always felt that the reaction of this group of people was a bit weird, as if he had known it in advance. It doesn't make sense, after all, in order to ensure the viewability of the show, the daily tasks are kept absolutely confidential to the guests. Logically speaking, it should be impossible for the guests to know in advance...
After much deliberation, the director couldn't figure out which link had the problem, so he had to ignore this doubt and continue to announce the task: "There will be rewards for the completion of the previous tasks, and we will also have rewards for today's tasks. The previous mission rewards are different. Did you see those two chickens? As long as you catch one, you will be rewarded with one. If you catch two, you will be rewarded with two.”
Everyone heard Words are excited.
Although the task is indeed a bit perverted, but this reward is indeed very attractive, after all, it is a chicken!
In their eyes, those two chickens are equivalent to grilled chicken, scallion chicken, spicy chicken and braised chicken... Anyway, it is a dish, not a living thing.
So as soon as Xiaotian rolled up his sleeves, he was ready to go to the field to catch chickens.
Jiang Siyan and Peng Chen reached out to stop him at the same time.
Xiaotian looked at the two of them suspiciously: "...What's wrong?"
Peng Chen: "Wait a little longer."
Xiaotian: "What are you waiting for?"
Peng Chen: "Just wait."
Everyone didn't understand Peng Chen's words Intentionally, but the experience of the past two days has made everyone have an almost blind trust in Peng Chen, so since Peng Chen asked them to wait, they waited.
The way everyone passed the time during the day was similar to yesterday, still playing cards + free activities. Sometimes Peng Chen is worried for the program team, not because of other things, but because when the post-editing is done, it will be full of guests playing cards together. Those who don’t know it may think that they entered a card-playing program by mistake. .
But these are issues that the program team should worry about, Peng Chen didn't bother to worry about them, because if the material for editing is not enough, the program team will definitely find a way.
Yesterday's game mission started at three or four o'clock. Today, at three or four o'clock, Xiaotian and the others came to find Peng Chen. Peng Chen was sitting in the corner of the yard basking in the sun, watching the two roosters fight by the way.
Seeing Xiaotian and his group approaching, Peng Chen turned his gaze back: "What's wrong?"
Xiaotian: "Catch the chicken now?"
Peng Chen: "Wait a little longer."
Xiaotian: "Wait? Wait a little longer It’s getting dark.”
Peng Chen: “Just wait until it gets dark! Believe me, I promise you will catch these two chickens without any effort.”
Everyone heard what Peng Chen said so confidently, so they went to I waited patiently for several hours, and even had dinner in the middle. It wasn't until it was completely dark that Peng Chen took the flashlight and said to everyone: "Let's go, go catch the chicken."
The focus of today's recording is to catch the chicken, so when I heard what Peng Chen said to the photographers, I naturally carried it. Followed by the camera. A group of people gathered around, and then found that the two chickens, which were still full of energy during the day, were obediently lying in the middle of the fence, even under the light of the flashlight, they did not move.
Peng Chen: "Okay, now whoever goes in and picks up these two chickens will be fine."
Xiaotian expressed doubts: "...Just go in and hug them? They won't run away?"
Peng Chen: "Yes, they won't run away. "
Xiaotian dubiously opened the fence door and walked in, and then took out the two chickens one by one with such ease.
Other people watching outside: "..." That's it? That's it?
The director watching behind the camera: "..." That's it? That's it?
I always feel that the biggest bug in this show is Peng Chen!
Later, Peng Chen explained it to everyone, and everyone realized that chickens have night blindness, and they can't see things at night. Even with lights on, they can't see, so as long as it gets dark, the chickens will obediently go back to the cage. Even if they can't go back at that time, they won't run around at night, but will find a place they think is the safest. Squat down obediently in some places, such as the main road.
Everyone felt amazing after listening to it, and at the same time couldn't help being a little curious.
Wen Qing: "Peng Chen, how do you know so many things? Did you live in the village before?" The
original owner had no experience of living in the countryside before, so Peng Chen couldn't really answer directly Saying "yes", after all, netizens these days are very powerful, if she says yes, if she is picked up by netizens at that time, she will not be able to explain clearly.
So she simply brought up the universal reason: "Have you forgotten? I am a professional cross-talk actor. As the saying goes, the belly of a cross-talk actor is a grocery store, so I basically know a little bit about everything, but of course I don't know much."
Others: "..." Although they had already seen Peng Chen's cross talk on the Internet before, but seeing Peng Chen say "I'm a professional cross talk actor" with such a face in person, they still feel that It's against peace.
This obviously has the face of a girl group, okay? And it's right to be the face of the girl group!
Although the chicken was successfully caught, everyone soon discovered a new problem. They had no pots and no fire, so it was no use holding chickens, and they had to waste bread to feed them.
Bread is inherently precious, and people can't eat enough, so how can it be used to feed chickens?
So after the chickens were put back in the fence, a group of people got together to discuss what to do with the two chickens. It may indeed be that there is not enough material, so this meeting and shooting directly asked them to hold it in the yard instead of going back to the room.
Everyone is also very cooperative, after all, who would think that there are too many scenes for the guests who came to record the show?
What Xiaotian meant was to exchange the chicken for some food from the program group. Of course, bread and water must not be exchanged, but something else, such as ham sausage or instant noodles.
Jiang Siyan immediately said after hearing the words: "The ham sausage is okay, but the instant noodles are fine. Instant noodles still need boiling water. Do you think that with the cruelty of the program group, they will give us a bucket of instant noodles?"
Xiaotian : "That doesn't work, let's exchange chicken for ham! Anyway, it's meat."
Facts have proved that they still underestimated the cruelty of the program group. Although the program group finally agreed to exchange ham for them, what they finally exchanged for them was-no Raw ham eaten raw.
The explanation given by the director team is: "The chicken you gave us is not cooked chicken, so what's the problem with the raw ham we gave you?"
All in all, it is very harmful and insulting.
But they still have nothing to do with such a shameless program group.
It was already the fourth day, and it was nearly half of the time. By this time, some guests with poor physical fitness could no longer bear it. After all, eating so little every day and having to fight wits with the program crew is indeed a big test for everyone.
Today's task is to tear down the fence.
Yesterday, the program team installed a large fence in their yard overnight in order to let them catch chickens. Today, the guests need to remove the fence and transport the wooden boards out to restore the yard to its original state. To put it simply, it was a useless but extremely time-consuming and energy-intensive job. Fortunately, they had a lot of people, so it only took less than an hour to restore the yard to its original state.
After finishing everything, Jiang Siyan suggested that people with good physical strength can go for a walk on the mountain outside the deserted village together. The reason is that there may be wild fruits on the mountain this season. If they are lucky and can find some wild fruits, then they can last longer. It's been two days, it's better than sitting here and waiting to die.
Several male guests consciously expressed their intention to go, and then offered to let the girls stay in the village to rest.
Peng Chen thought about it, and decided to follow.
Jiang Siyan pinched the wheat on purpose, then walked up to Peng Chen and asked, "Why don't you stay here to rest? I'll take them to look for it. It won't be too long, an hour or two at most Just came back."
Peng Chen also followed Jiang Siyan's example and pinched the wheat, and then whispered back: "Didn't it be agreed that this time I will come to the barren village to survive and fall in love? Now that the barren village has survived, love has not yet come. There's still time to talk! Finding wild fruit is equivalent to falling in love."
Jiang Siyan: "..."
It costs money for other people to fall in love, but it costs their life for them to fall in love!