Hey guys!!!
I haven't been updating as much as I would like.... sorry... finals..
I had finals this week, and next week, too... So yeah. BUT, I'll probably find time to post anyways.
Hope you enjoy!
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ThorneIsBae: Help ME!!!!!
PrincessWinter: What, Cress?
ThorneIsBae: LOOOK!!!!
PrincessWinter: OH. That does.. not look good.
ThorneIsBae: You think?!!??!!
PrincessWinter: You could... um.. change it?
ThorneIsBae: I'm kinda... scared exposing my portscreen to a virus.
PrincessWinter: *facepalm* Well, if Thorne could change it, why can't you?
ThorneIsBae: Well...
PrincessWinter: Listen, I don't have time to try persuading you. I'll get IKO to change it, that's easy.
ThorneIsBae: Because she's an android? And no matter what happens to her, it doesn't really matter, because she's not human and can't process human feelings?
PrincessWinter: Shush, that makes me sound evil!
ThorneIsBae: But it's true.
PrincessWinter: Yeah, but don't let my minion see that. I'll invite her in. Delete what was there before.
ThorneIsBae: Okay.
Comm history cleared.
IKO has logged on.
IKO: HIIIII!!!!
PrincessWinter: Iko, I have a job for you.
IKO: Anything, my esteemed Majesty!
PrincessWinter: ....
PrincessWinter: ANyways. I need you to go into Cress's portscreen and change her username.
IKO: Into what, my mistress?
PrincessWinter: Something appropriate, please. I don't want Cress to go around again with a ridiculous name. It's giving me headaches.
IKO: Yes, I shall do so... right about... NOW!
ThorneIsBae: Nothing's changed.
IKO: Sorry... loading problems... you know, it's really hard to get a good signal from up here without getting caught. Unless we have connection in space.
ThorneIsBae: Spi-fi. I know. I'm a HACKER.
PrincessWinter: Spi-fi?
ThorneIsBae: Yeah. Wifi is for the WORLD- Spi-fi is for space. It's easier that way.
PrincessWinter: Um. Ok.
IKO: Ah-HA! I got it! Loading finished... behold your new username!
Cress: Um.
IKO: Isn't it a masterpiece!?
Cress: It's... Um. My name.
IKO: I KNOW! *beams and looks around for positive reactions from others*
PrincessWinter: Um. I can't-um.
IKO: It's like mine! So fans will think that you tried copying me!
PrincessWinter: Which will achieve WHAT, exactly?
IKO: They'll say,"Oh, a friend of the princess copies her! She must be so popular!"
PrincessWinter: How do you- UGH. Never mind.
Cress: Um.
Mechanic has logged on.
Mechanic: Hey, guys! OH. Cress? Um. Your username? It's plain. Not that it's not good. Plenty of people use usernames like that. But, I was thinking, since we're the subjects of books, you could.... maybe be a BIT more... LOUD?
Cress: I didn't do this. *virtually points to IKO* She did.
Mechanic: Oh. *nods understandingly* That explains EVERYTHING.
IKO: THANK you!
PrincessWinter: Is she... practicing her sarcasm?
IKO: SARCASM!!!
Cress: I think so...
PrincessWinter: Should I tell her that that was good?... Or should I just tell the truth?
Mechanic: Say nothing.
IKO: I have to go now!
IKO: TA-TA, ME FANS!
IKO: HUGS AND KISSES!
Cress: Bye!
Mechanic: ...
PrincessWinter: I'll be expecting a blueberry muffin tomorrow morning, at eight o'clock precisely, with a raspberry tart and powdered sugar! And remember the usual hot cocoa!
Mechanic: It's.. nearly summer.
PrincessWinter: UM, HUH-lo!!! My name! It might... um... MEAN SOMETHING?
IKO: I SHALL REMEMBER, MISTRESS!!!!
IKO: GOOD-BYE! *BLOWS KISSES* GOOD-BYE!!!
IKO has logged off.
Cress: On that note, I have to leave.
Mechanic: Yeah, me too.
Cress: Winter, thanks for the favor. Even though IKO did it... but whatever.
PrincessWinter: Yeah, ok. Anytime....
HandsomeHero has logged on.
HandsomeHero: Plush Thornes are available today at HALF-PRICE! In local stores now! ANDD....
PrincessWinter: Oh GEEZ..
Mechanic: ESCAPE! EVERYONE, THIS IS NOT A JOKE! EMERGENCY EVACUATION!
Cress: Yes, ma'am!
HandsomeHero: Wait! There's a special deal....
Mechanic has logged off.
Cress has logged off.
PrincessWinter has logged off.
HandsomeHero: Wait!!!!
HandsomeHero: If you give the Rampion a paint job... you get twenty Thornes for free...
Mechanic has logged on.
Mechanic: No one cares, Thorne.
Mechanic has logged off.